"Flirt with you, my foot!"
Lan Yuqin glared at him and said irritably, "You little punk, just when I start to have a slightly better impression of you, you have to go and ruin it with your jerkish behavior. Are you allergic to being decent or something?"
Chen Nan put on an innocent face, "And as a teacher, would it kill you to speak more civilly?"
Lan Yuqin was at a loss for words—not because she lacked manners, but because she just couldn’t help but curse whenever she saw Chen Nan; the guy was truly a jerk. "By the way, didn’t you leave earlier? Why are you still behind me?"
"No shit, Sherlock! Why else would I ask you?" Lan Yuqin replied blandly.
Chen Nan flashed her a brilliant smile, then turned and walked away. As he did so, he said in a tone that was infuriatingly smug and nonchalant, "You’re too nasty. I can’t be bothered with you."
In fact, after Chen Nan had left the office earlier, he felt an urgent need to relieve his bladder, so he went to the restroom for a bit. When he came out, he bumped into Lan Yuqin being pestered by Yang Shan.
Watching Chen Nan’s retreating back, Lan Yuqin ground her teeth so hard they made a crunching sound, itching to rush up to him and slap him across the face.
Muttering under her breath, Lan Yuqin turned and headed toward the dorms. However, as she walked, an involuntary smile appeared on her face...
Chen Nan seemed to have heard Lan Yuqin’s mutter. He turned to look back at her, then shook his head with a bitter smile and continued toward the school gate. This woman had a sharp tongue but a soft heart; despite cursing him as a jerk non-stop, she didn’t harbor any real animosity.
When Chen Nan got home, there was no one there.
Su Yixuan and Eastern Yun Fei hadn’t finished work, and as for Su Qingqing and Liu Tiantian, Chen Nan had made a call to find out that those two girls hadn’t come home after school but went out shopping instead.
After sitting in the living room and smoking a cigarette, Chen Nan felt quite bored, so he went back to his room, planning to continue researching the movie he was interested in from the day before.
But to his frustration, the website he had been using seemed to have been shut down, and after searching for a long time, he couldn’t find it.
In the end, Chen Nan gave up, abandoning his search.
With a sigh, Chen Nan logged into QQ, intending to chat with some pretty girl, but then a cough erupted from the speakers—a friend request had come through.
Frowning, Chen Nan clicked on the stranger’s profile and his eyes lit up.
Nickname: Little Fox Spirit, Age: Eighteen, Gender: Female.
Seeing the age and gender of the stranger, Chen Nan didn’t hesitate for a second, immediately accepting and adding her as a friend. It felt like Lady Luck was smiling down on him—just when he was looking for a beautiful girl to chat with, one came knocking at his door.
After successfully adding her as a friend, the stranger quickly sent a message.
Chen Nan opened it and was immediately dumbstruck.
"Brother, your little sister is so bored, will you come out and play?"
Was this girl really so bold?
Chen Nan was idle and looking for entertainment, so he replied, "Show me a picture of you first."
The stranger replied much faster than Chen Nan—almost instantly, another message popped up, "I’m really pretty, you know."
Chen Nan was speechless and simply closed the chat window, deciding to look for a movie to watch instead. He was starting to suspect that the girl might be someone he knew, just playing a prank on him.
Next, Chen Nan started watching a movie, but the stranger kept sending messages non-stop.
After more than ten unanswered messages, the girl must have finally run out of patience, and she sent a picture file instead.
Eager to see the picture, Chen Nan opened it promptly. But at first glance, he nearly lost it—he’d been had!
The woman in the photo was none other than Fan Bingbing.
"Don’t tell me you look just like Fan Bingbing," Chen Nan replied.
"Yes, I’m exactly like Fan Bingbing. Why don’t you come and see for yourself?"
Chen Nan stared at the woman in the photo and found himself getting a little excited.
After sending his message, Chen Nan got no reply for what felt like an eternity. Finally, after a full five minutes, she sent a message that nearly pushed Chen Nan over the edge, "Chen Nan, you deadbeat, your character is so crappy it’s falling apart, you filthy animal, shameless and disgusting. I utterly despise you!"