With an icy expression, she swung her remaining hand and threw a punch towards Chen Nan’s chest.
"Aren’t you done yet?"
Chen Nan dodged to the side and spread out his arms, then quickly snapped them back, trapping her fist under his armpit, making her unable to struggle free.
"Officer Qin, now that I have control of both your hands and a foot, you can’t attack me anymore. Can we call a truce?"
Qin Yixuan glared at him venomously and said through gritted teeth, "If you don’t kneel down and apologize, I will never let this go!"
"But you can’t attack me anymore. How about a truce?"
Qin Yixuan struggled fiercely for a few moments and coldly snapped, "Who says I can’t attack you? I’ll bite you to death." As she spoke, Qin Yixuan opened her mouth and bit towards Chen Nan’s chest.
Chen Nan didn’t dodge; he merely tensed slightly, his muscles tightening.
Qin Yixuan bit down hard on Chen Nan’s chest, but only managed to bite a mouthful of his shirt fabric; his muscles were too tense for her to get a good grip.
Qin Yixuan fumed as she glared at Chen Nan, "Have the nerve not to tense up, and see if I don’t bite you to death."
"Sis, how about that truce?" Chen Nan pleaded once more.
Swearing, Qin Yixuan suddenly aimed for Chen Nan’s chin—it should be easier to bite, right?
With that thought in mind, Qin Yixuan showed no mercy as she fiercely bit down on Chen Nan’s chin.
Chen Nan let out a pained cry and quickly shouted, "Qin Yixuan! Let go!"
Qin Yixuan’s voice was muffled and unclear.
"You’re in uniform, this doesn’t look good. If someone sees, it’s not good. I’m your brother!"
Still biting his chin and refusing to let go, Qin Yixuan retorted, "I don’t care if you’re brother or sister, I’m biting you, you bastard. If you don’t kneel and apologize today, I won’t forgive you."
"Officer Qin, ’neath a man’s knees is gold. Stop pushing me; show some mercy when you can."
Biting down on his chin, Qin Yixuan glared at him fiercely and said, "You can treat money as if it were dirt! Besides, you’re disrupting public order and verbally insulting an officer, it’s all your fault."
"How is me disrupting public order any of your damn business? Are you bored out of your mind?"
"I’m a police officer; I can take care of it if I want. If you don’t apologize today, I’ll never let this go," Qin Yixuan said.
Chen Nan gave her a look and said deliberately, "Qin Yixuan, you shrew, don’t push me!"
"I’m pushing you today; what are you going to do about it?" Qin Yixuan snorted coldly, ready to match him blow for blow.
"Then don’t blame me for being impolite."
Suddenly, Chen Nan released her ankle and freed up one hand to grab at her prominent chest.
The sensation of his grip could only be described with these two words; incredibly satisfying.
"Ahhh! You bastard, how dare you molest me!"
Qin Yixuan yelled as she let go, and simultaneously, she took a few instinctive steps backward.
Chen Nan quickly released her, letting go of both her hands.
As a result, just as Qin Yixuan was strenuously backing away, she lost her balance and with a "thud," fell on her bottom, sprawling out in all directions... uh, wrong word, I mean limbs sprawling out in all directions.
"Chen Nan, you beast, you brute, worse than dogs and pigs, how dare you grab my chest! I’m through with you!"
Qin Yixuan cursed loudly, her arms and legs flailing wildly in the air. Yet, because she was so agitated, she couldn’t find the ground and, after floundering for quite some time, couldn’t get up, making a ridiculous sight.
"You forced my hand; don’t blame me, brother. Well, Officer Qin, so long." Chen Nan flashed her a brilliant smile, hastily got into the car, and said to Li Xiao, "Let’s go!"
He stepped on the gas, and the Porsche sped away.
It was only after they had gone several dozen meters that Qin Yixuan managed to get up, cursing at Chen Nan’s retreating figure nonstop. However, Chen Nan couldn’t be bothered with her at this point; after all, he had grabbed her chest and even caused her to fall, so he figured he owed her the right to vent.
Ten minutes later, Chen Nan returned to the school.
It was nap time, but just as he walked into the teaching building, he was spotted by Lan Yuqin coming down from upstairs.
"You jerk, you actually know how to come back? Follow me to the office!" Lan Yuqin glared fiercely at him, then turned and headed upstairs.
Chen Nan shrugged his shoulders, following her indifferently.
It was just skipping one class; at worst, he would be criticized a bit—nothing serious.
That was what Chen Nan thought, but when he arrived at the office, Lan Yuqin’s words instantly shocked him.
"Chen Nan, oh Chen Nan, you are such a jerk." Lan Yuqin slammed her palm on the desk, glaring at him with a face full of anger. "Not only do you have a thing for Jiang Xiaomi, you’re also entangled with Liu Tiantian and Huo Xinya. Stepping on three boats is bad enough, but you even flirt with other women outside, such a philanderer at your tender age. What will you become when you’re older—a rapist!"
I’m stepping on four beams?
Chen Nan was stunned, his brain failing to comprehend. He admitted he was a bit of a flirt, unable to stay pure for his junior sister, but he certainly was not stepping on four beams!
"Got nothing to say, huh?" Lan Yuqin’s fine eyebrows furrowed, and she huffed coldly, "If you don’t admit your mistake today and write a thousand-word reflection, I won’t let you off the hook!"
Chen Nan scratched his head, frustrated, "Teacher, am I really such a jerk?"
"Nonsense, you are a jerk!"
Chen Nan put on a thoughtful look and after a while asked, "Then do you want to drag me out and tease me for five minutes?"
Lan Yuqin was stunned for a moment, then roared, "Jerk, get serious!"
Chen Nan shook his head with a sigh, "All these baseless accusations, yet you take them for truth. As the saying goes, ’Rumors stop with the wise.’ If you are smart, you shouldn’t believe these rumors. Of course, if you insist on believing them, I can’t help it; it only shows that your IQ is... sigh! Really worrisome!"
Lan Yuqin’s eyebrows shot up, she glared at him and yelled, "Are you calling me stupid?"
Chen Nan shrugged, "I didn’t say that."
"But that’s what you mean!"
"If you insist on interpreting it that way, I can’t help it." Chen Nan smiled helplessly, adding, "You know my character the best. Let alone stepping on four boats, I’ve never even done anything like stepping on two!"
"Character? Do you even have a shred of character to speak of? You’re clearly a playboy, yet you adamantly refuse to admit it."
"If you really think so, it can only mean that your IQ has issues." Chen Nan turned to walk out, sighing, "These days, even teachers are so dull. The future of our nation is indeed worrisome!"
Upon hearing this, Lan Yuqin instantly flew into a rage, pointing at Chen Nan as she bellowed, "Jerk! Jerk! Jerk! You stop right there!"