Chapter 18: Chapter 18: Hunted by a Savage Woman Chapter 18: Chapter 18: Hunted by a Savage Woman “Haha, great, I love drinking the most.”
Zhu Bajie laughed heartily, but then furrowed his brow, “Wait, I’ve said everything I need to say, but you still haven’t agreed to be my master!”
“Do you really want to learn martial arts?”
Zhu Bajie nodded eagerly, “Of course. Not only do I want to learn martial arts, but your skills in flirting are even more worth learning; Su Qingqing chased after you as soon as you arrived, you’re too awesome.”
At the mention of “flirting,” Zhu Bajie’s saliva started to flow like a waterfall, truly a spectacular sight!
“Look at you, no ambition, scaring off any girl that comes close.”
Chen Nan laughed and threw him a cigarette.
Zhu Bajie hurriedly wiped his drool, his face full of a mischievous grin, “Master, does that mean you’ve agreed to teach me?”
Chen Nan smiled but didn’t agree. He didn’t even know how long he would stay at the school. If he learned about his younger martial sister’s whereabouts from Huo Xinya tomorrow or got news from Su Yixuan in a week, he might leave, so he shook his head, “I don’t have that leisure time right now, we’ll talk about it later.”
Zhu Bajie let out a strange cry, his anus tightened in fright, his face full of shock as he looked at Chen Nan, “Do we really have to… ‘later’? Isn’t that kind of evil? I didn’t expect you to have such unique tastes, I’m purely a straight guy.”
Chen Nan was taken aback and kicked Zhu Bajie’s buttocks, “Go to hell, what’s all this nonsense in your head, I meant in the future, do you understand?”
Zhu Bajie took a deep breath, “You scared me, I thought you were hinting at something unspoken!”
“Hint at your sister!”
Chen Nan didn’t even want to curse him anymore. He thought he was evil enough, but it seems there are always people worse than him; compared with Zhu Bajie, Chen Nan was practically a paragon of purity.
Zhu Bajie cheekily smiled, “By the way, you skipped class and ran away, being chased by the old class head, what happened then?”
“Didn’t you realize, Sister Qin was chasing me because she likes me?” Chen Nan sighed, “Being too charming isn’t always a good thing. I get chased by women wherever I go, sigh!”
Zhu Bajie stared at Chen Nan, “I might believe that Su Qingqing chased after you because the whole school knows you two are dating, but the old class head is different. She chased you because you skipped class, you’re too full of it.”
“Skipping class is just her excuse for chasing me, you wouldn’t understand.” Chen Nan let out a sigh, then as if suddenly remembering something, frowned, “Wait, what did you say? Su Qingqing and I are dating? How come I didn’t know about this?”
“Stop pretending.” Zhu Bajie said, “When you two went to eat just now, you were so close, even a fool could tell, now the whole school knows.”
Chen Nan felt helpless; these rumors were terrifying!
He had only found Su Qingqing’s scent appealing, wanting a bit of an advantage from it, but in the eyes of others, it came off wrong entirely.
“Forget it, let’s go, let’s drink.”
Chen Nan didn’t bother explaining, because no one would believe him anyway.
The two of them chatted boastfully as they headed towards a bar near the school.
However, as they passed the school gate, Chen Nan suddenly stopped. He had spotted a familiar face, to be precise, a violent familiar face—Jiang Xiaomi, the barbaric girl he had encountered at the bathroom door in the morning!
And to make matters worse, this barbaric girl had spotted him and was now running towards him.
“Master, you don’t have some feud with her, do you?”
Seeing Chen Nan stop and Jiang Xiaomi charging over with an angry face, Zhu Bajie timidly asked.
“Not exactly a feud, but definitely an enemy.”
As Chen Nan spoke, he quickly scanned the surroundings, looking for the best escape route.
At this moment, Jiang Xiaomi had already dashed to within three meters, clenching her fists and cursed, “You pervert, you lewd creep, you’re unlucky to run into me here!” Then she lunged forward, aiming a punch at Chen Nan’s face.
Chen Nan felt somewhat helpless with this wild minx.
With his abilities, restraining her wouldn’t be hard, but the trouble was, fighting her would attract other people’s attention, and then his venture into the women’s bathroom wouldn’t stay secret.
For the sake of his own reputation, Chen Nan made a monumental decision—to run for his life!
“Buddy, you’re on your own.” Patting Zhu Bajie on the shoulder, Chen Nan flashed, dashing toward the school at high speed.
Jiang Xiaomi was taken aback, and before she could react, Chen Nan had already reached the school gate.
“You bastard, psychotic pervert, if you’re brave then don’t run! Stop, I said stop!”
Jiang Xiaomi started to chase, but by the time she got into the school, there was no sign of Chen Nan.
“That lewd creep, I definitely won’t let you go next time.” Jiang Xiaomi clenched her little fists, stomping her foot in anger, frustrated that this pervert always managed to run so fast.
The more Jiang Xiaomi thought about it, the angrier she became. She had been upholding justice in the school from a young age, yet she had never encountered such an opponent!
“Hmph, you might escape today, but not forever; I’ll settle the score with this fatso first!”
Jiang Xiaomi gritted her teeth, then turned and dashed out of the school gate, pouncing on Zhu Bajie and giving him a beating, venting all her frustration out on him while cursing, “Zhu Bajie, you dead pighead, always lecherous, I knew you were no good hanging out with that pervert, you definitely haven’t done fewer dirty things, I’ll beat you, I’ll beat you!”
Poor Zhu Bajie, before he could even understand what was happening, had been brutally beaten by Jiang Xiaomi, ending up bruised and swollen. He didn’t learn any martial arts but ended up taking a beating for Chen Nan.