Chapter 29: Chapter 29 Drink Your Urine! Chapter 29: Chapter 29 Drink Your Urine! Truly a beast, a complete and utter beast!
Huo Xinya thought to herself, her impression of Chen Nan plummeting to rock bottom.
“Monitor, you guys talk, I’m gonna make myself scarce, goodbye.”
Zhu Bajie chuckled with a ‘hehe’, turned around, and ran off like a wisp of smoke, leaving a distraught Chen Nan alone to face Huo Xinya, “Monitor, I… I… that, don’t believe your own ears, just now…”
The response Chen Nan received was still those two words, as Huo Xinya snorted coldly and took a seat at her own desk.
“No, you’ve really got it wrong, things aren’t as you heard.” Chen Nan stood up and walked towards Huo Xinya, wanting to clear up all the misunderstandings, but Huo Xinya ignored him completely.
“Monitor, I really am a good person, everyone who’s seen me says I look like Lei Feng, you shouldn’t listen to Su Qingqing’s nonsense, she’s just trying to mess with me, and about the incident just now…”
Before Chen Nan could finish, Huo Xinya turned her head and glared at him, “You pervert, stay away from me.”
“Listen to me explain, I know what happened in the bathroom was wrong towards you, but I really didn’t do it on purpose, you…”
As soon as the bathroom incident was brought up, Huo Xinya’s face flushed with embarrassment, and she interrupted Chen Nan again, “Are you leaving or not?”
“Just let me finish speaking!”
Huo Xinya stood up and walked out of the classroom.
Chen Nan felt utterly dejected but didn’t chase after her to explain, because he knew very clearly that under the current circumstances, Huo Xinya simply wouldn’t believe him, unless Su Qingqing would stand up to testify for him.
At the same time, Chen Nan also felt some doubts. During his close encounter with Huo Xinya just now, he still didn’t sense any fluctuations of Inner Qi.
Does Huo Xinya really know martial arts?
Even though Zhu Bajie had said it with such certainty, Chen Nan still harbored doubts.
Suddenly, a loud noise erupted as the classroom door was kicked open, and a young man with three dyed yellow locks of hair sauntered in with a cigarette dangling arrogantly from his lips, followed by five boys.
Among the five boys behind him were Xiao Jiji and Tian Piyan.
“Who the hell is Chen Nan?”
After the group burst into the classroom, the yellow-haired guy slammed his fist on the lecture desk, scanning the room, cursing and swaggering around.
Xiao Jiji, with a flatterer’s smile, pointed at Chen Nan and said to the yellow-haired guy, “Brother Ming, it’s him. He’s the one who beat me and Pi Yan.”
The yellow-haired guy immediately turned his gaze to Chen Nan, walking over with a sneer, “Kid, you actually dared to hit my people, do you even know how you’re going to die?”
Chen Nan, currently brooding, swept the yellow-haired guy a cold glance, “Motherfucker, making such a ruckus early in the morning, shove off.”
The yellow-haired guy’s face immediately turned cold, but before he could speak, Xiao Jiji, standing next to him, hurriedly stepped forward, pointing at Chen Nan’s nose and yelled, “Kid, you dare talk to Brother Ming like that, you fucking asking for death?”
Chen Nan directly slapped Xiao Jiji’s pointing hand, causing him to grimace in pain. Only then did Chen Nan coldly say, “I don’t care if you’re Brother Ming or Brother Dog, if you know what’s good for you, get the hell away from me, or I’ll make you regret being born.”
“You’re fucking courting death!”
The other few boys standing next to the yellow-haired guy cursed and prepared to gang up on Chen Nan but were stopped by the yellow-haired guy.
Trying to look cool with a puff of smoke, the yellow-haired guy sneered, “Kid, you’re the first one that dared talk to me, Zhao Ming, like that. If you’ve got the guts, follow me to the bathroom.”
Chen Nan glanced at him, “I was just thinking of going to the bathroom. Let’s go.”
Zhao Ming stared at Chen Nan, then led his group out of the classroom.
“I do have guts, but you don’t.”
As Chen Nan spoke, he followed them out. However, just as he reached the classroom door, Zhu Bajie rushed over and grabbed him, “Master, don’t go, they’re definitely planning to gang up on you.”
Chen Nan shrugged, “I know.”
“You know and you’re still going?”
Chen Nan sighed and said, “Can’t help it, I’ve been tight on money lately, going to borrow some from them to spend.”
Zhu Bajie almost collapsed on the ground, “You… you’re going to borrow money from them?”
“Is there a problem?” Chen Nan patted Zhu Bajie on the shoulder, “They came today especially to give money, I’d be a fool not to borrow. Besides, that bastard Xiao Jiji keeps pining after my girl, I have to give him a taste of my piss today.”
Zhu Bajie was stunned, “You’re not joking, are you?”
Chen Nan smiled faintly and turned to walk outside.
Left behind, Zhu Bajie gritted his teeth, hesitated for a moment, and then hurriedly followed, “Master, count me in for the fight.”
By the time the two arrived at the men’s restroom, Zhao Ming and Xiao Jiji were already waiting inside.
As soon as Chen Nan and Zhu Bajie entered, one of Zhao Ming’s lackeys quickly locked the restroom door, clearly intending to trap them inside for a beating. But… the real question was whether the beaten dog would be Chen Nan or them. That remained to be seen.
Ignoring Zhao Ming and his cronies, Chen Nan unzipped his pants and walked up to the urinal to start peeing.
Seeing that Chen Nan completely ignored his group, Zhao Ming was furious and signaled to Xiao Jiji with his eyes. Getting the signal, Xiao Jiji immediately charged up close to Chen Nan, pointing at his head and shouted, “Fuck your mother, you dare to be so arrogant in front of Brother Ming, are you fucking asking for death!”
Without even turning his head, Chen Nan spoke while peeing, “You’d better take your hand away, I hate it when people point at my head.”
“You’ve got the nerve to be arrogant, I’ll fucking kill you!”
As Xiao Jiji pointed at Chen Nan and was about to kick him, Chen Nan quickly made his move, grabbing Xiao Jiji’s finger, twisting it painfully, causing Xiao Jiji to scream and sweat profusely.
All Chen Nan had to do was apply a little pressure, and he could probably break his fingers.
“Feels kind of nice, doesn’t it?”
Chen Nan increased the pressure on his grip, smiling as he spoke.
With his fingers connected to his heart, Xiao Jiji shook all over in pain, opening his mouth to scream.
However, just as Xiao Jiji opened his mouth to scream, Chen Nan, that bastard, suddenly turned around, one hand holding his dick, which was still peeing, and flicked it upward, instantly dousing Xiao Jiji with urine. But more importantly, Xiao Jiji’s mouth was open at the moment, and the pale yellow jet of urine launched from Chen Nan, perfectly aiming into Xiao Jiji’s mouth.
Caught mid-scream, Xiao Jiji didn’t have time to react before swallowing a mouthful of urine, instantly turning his face iron blue, shaking with rage, his other hand fiercely clutching his throat, trying to induce vomiting. But unfortunately for him, the urine was already down the hatch, and he couldn’t just vomit it up as he wished…
Xiao Jiji’s face turned beet red as he struggled to vomit, but nothing would come out.
After soaking Xiao Jiji in urine, Chen Nan finished his business, zipped up his pants, looked at Xiao Jiji and grinned, “Oh man, I’m so not sorry about that. I really didn’t mean to make you drink urine, my apologies, so sorry.”