The man of Eastern Yun Fei?
Wang Zhikai was stunned for a moment, thinking to himself, he had never heard of her having a man before!
Staring at Chen Nan, Wang Zhikai chuckled, "Little brother, you look to be just over twenty, right? Stop kidding around."
"Little brother? Little your sister!" Chen Nan cursed without minding his image, and reached down to grab his crotch: "Is your thing bigger than mine?"
Wang Zhikai almost choked on his words.
Looking at what Chen Nan was grabbing, although it was through his pants, he had to admit that the other guy was indeed bigger.
But even if it’s big, do you have to show off ?
Wang Zhikai even began to wonder if this guy was mentally ill.
His face started to look more and more unpleasant, and he disdainfully said to Chen Nan, "Who on earth are you?"
"I am destined to be the king who will sweep through the six kingdoms," Chen Nan took a puff of smoke, puffing out his chest: "Under my lead, the iron cavalry of Da Qin will flatten the cities of the six nations, securing a vast territory for me."
The First Emperor of Qin?
Wang Zhikai’s brain couldn’t quite make sense of it, "What kind of nonsense is this? Are you crazy?"
"That’s right, I am crazy!" Chen Nan let go of Yun Fei’s hand and rubbed his fists, staring at Wang Zhikai: "As far as I know, mentally ill people don’t have to face legal punishment no matter what outrageous things they do, right?"
"You... what do you want to do?"
Wang Zhikai’s complexion changed, and he stepped back several steps with a wary look on his face.
"Of course I want to beat you up!"
Chen Nan let out a loud cry and, like a mad dog, lunged at Wang Zhikai.
Yun Fei was speechless with this guy; he was really not just ordinarily crazy. She hurriedly shouted, "Chen Nan, come back, don’t get violent!"
But Chen Nan paid no heed and, with a fierce look on his face, pounced towards Wang Zhikai.
Wang Zhikai, who was a rich second generation, had never seen such an array before and quickly turned to run. He tried to jump over the guardrail on the side of the sidewalk but overestimated his jumping ability and with a "squeak" his body got stuck on the railing, upside down.
"Save me, Yun Fei, save me, don’t let him come over!"
Dangling from the railing, Wang Zhikai was terrified that Chen Nan would run over and beat him; he shouted while his hands flailed nonstop, until with a "plop," he fell to the ground face-first, a dazed and ludicrous sight.
"Dude, I was just joking with you; you didn’t have to get this scared, did you?" Chen Nan said with a smirk, dropping his previously ferocious demeanor.
Wang Zhikai got up, dusted himself off, and pointed at Chen Nan: "You... that was threatening me!"
"Who threatened you?"
Chen Nan glanced at him disdainfully: "With your courage, you also want to woo my love? Even if you managed to, would you dare to sleep with her? She’s quite fierce in bed..."
Yun Fei lunged over, roaring. Chen Nan’s consecutive displays of madness were about to drive her insane.
Wang Zhikai’s complexion alternated between green and red. If he couldn’t see that Chen Nan was deliberately messing with him by now, then he really was a fool.
Thinking back on what Chen Nan had just said, his heart shattered.
His dream girl was actually in bed with the "madman" in front of him!
"Wang Zhikai, Chen Nan is right. I have long been his woman, and I’ll never change my heart for a lifetime. So I hope you’ll conduct yourself with dignity in the future," Yun Fei left a cold sentence behind and quickly pulled Chen Nan away.
This guy, by acting crazy and pretending to be her man, had helped her resolve a trouble.
Watching the two of them walking away, Wang Zhikai gritted his teeth.
"Chen Nan, I will not let you off!" he muttered venomously and took out his phone, dialing a number: "Hello, investigate someone for me..."
Up ahead, Yun Fei glanced at Chen Nan with some pride and asked, "Seeing Wang Zhikai chase me, why such an intense reaction? You aren’t jealous, are you?"
"She is my love; how could I let others take her away?"
Yun Fei rolled her eyes, "Can’t you be serious? What really makes you resent him so much?"
"I’m the man who has been holding your hand; that bastard ignored my presence from the start, and I found him annoying."
Yun Fei somewhat speechlessly said, "You wanted to beat him just because you found him annoying?"
"I didn’t hit him, though. He fell by himself."
"If you hadn’t gone crazy, he wouldn’t have fallen," Yun Fei said helplessly, glancing at him: "And what about sweeping through the six nations? I really thought you had gone mad then!"
Chen Nan raised his eyebrows: "Do you think I am not a match for the First Emperor of Qin?"
Yun Fei smacked her forehead and quickened her pace. This guy’s conversation was getting more and more nonsensical; if she kept talking, she would go insane as well.
Afterward, the two found a number to make fake IDs on an electric pole.
After taking the picture and getting the fake ID, it was already past nine o’clock in the evening.
When the two returned home, the three beauties were watching TV in the living room, and the scent of food filled the air; they clearly had eaten already, probably meals delivered from a hotel since none of the three knew how to cook.
"We kept some food for you; it should still be warm. Hurry up and eat," Su Qingqing said.
"I’m covered in sweat and feeling uncomfortable; I’m going to take a shower first," Yun Fei declared, then imperiously glanced at Chen Nan: "And you’re not allowed to eat. Wait for me to finish showering, and we’ll eat together, or else your black-hearted self will definitely finish all the food."
Chen Nan was speechless for a long moment. Was his character really that bad?
"Fine, I’m going to shower too."
"That’s more like it. You really are my good obedient husband!" Yun Fei waved the fake marriage license in her hand, laughing heartily.
Su Qingqing pursed her lips: "Yun Fei, you have no shame!"
Yun Fei flicked her middle finger without looking back and strode into the interior.
Upon reaching the room, Yun Fei prepared to close the door, but Chen Nan followed her in: "My love, since we’re already husband and wife, why not take a mandarin duck bath together?"
Yun Fei glared, pointing outside: "Get out!"
"Ah, women, destroying the bridge after crossing it!"
Chen Nan sighed and turned to leave.