Qin Yixuan’s eyes blazed with fury as she glared at Chen Nan and roared, "Chen, can you even speak like a human!"
"I’ve always been speaking like a human. Can’t you understand? Or should I say you’re not human at all?" Chen Nan squinted his eyes and smiled, "Such a pretty girl and not even human. Tell me, what kind of demon are you exactly?"
"You’re the demon, your whole family is made up of demons!"
Chen Nan shook his head, "If I can speak and understand human language, how could I be a demon."
"You son of a bitch!"
"I’ve told you before, if I’m a son of a bitch, then you’re the bitch. We’re a match made in heaven and earth. How about we get a room tonight?"
Qin Yixuan completely lost it, screaming wildly as she stormed towards the police car.
The officers in front saw her , and each of them quickly made way, "Captain, what happened to you?"
"I’ve eaten gunpowder, don’t mess with me, go about your business."
Qin Yixuan said aggressively as she pulled open the car door and got in, only to realize once inside that someone was already sitting in the passenger seat. Turning her head to look, it was actually that jerk Chen Nan.
"When did you get in?"
Chen Nan remained silent, paying no attention to her.
Qin Yixuan pointed to Chen Nan’s nose, "I’m talking to you, did you hear me?"
Chen Nan reclined in his seat, even putting his feet up on the dashboard, and heaved a long, wistful sigh, "Ah, life is as lonely as snow."
Qin Yixuan was seething with anger but had nowhere to vent it.
She was talking seriously to him, but this bastard ignored her, and was even there lamenting his lonely life.
Damnable, detestable!
Qin Yixuan almost ground her teeth to bits, staring fixedly at Chen Nan.
But Chen Nan treated her like air, humming a tune, lighting up a cigarette, and looking utterly content as he muttered to himself, "Shit, being a man is really dangerous. I save someone and end up being targeted by a tigress, depressing indeed!"
"Bastard! Who are you calling a tigress!?"
Qin Yixuan was like a cat on a hot tin roof, her hair short of standing on end.
Chen Nan glanced at her and said, "I’m really sorry, I misspoke. You’re a banshee."
"I’m going to fight you!"
Qin Yixuan completely went mad, pouncing on Chen Nan with flailing fists and claws.
Chen Nan was lying reclined in his seat, and as she lunged at him, she promptly pinned him down. The posture was akin to a fierce female overlord forcing her way, it couldn’t get any more violent.
"Hey, you succubus, what are you doing? This is indecent!"
Chen Nan shouted like a madman.
Immediately, seven or eight officers surrounded the car, peering through the window at the scene inside, all dumbfounded and slack-jawed.
Was the captain about to play the domineering female overlord role?
The scene they saw was Qin Yixuan on top of Chen Nan, seemingly trying to take advantage of him...
Women are indeed tigers. Look at brother Chen, such a tough guy, and yet the captain has him completely subdued.
But the captain is being too reckless, isn’t she? In broad daylight, does she have to be in such a hurry?
Moreover, she’s still in her police uniform. If this gets out, the Criminal Police Team’s reputation will be completely ruined.
The officers thought to themselves, one of them quickly rapped on the glass, "Captain, ease up. Everyone on the street is watching. Perhaps it’s better to handle this at home?"
Qin Yixuan quickly looked up and realized for the first time that her subordinates had surrounded the car, "What nonsense are you spouting? I was punching this bastard!"
Everyone nodded repeatedly, all wearing an ’I understand’ expression and quickly dispersed.
Clearly, no one believed her, because her performance was just too fierce - pinning a man beneath her, which matched her tomboy image perfectly.
"Hey, it’s really not what you think!"
Qin Yixuan shouted trying to explain, but nobody believed her.
Chen Nan sat up, looking at her exasperatedly, "I mean, buddy, you’re really harsh. You’ve got such big boobs and you just had to press them against my face, almost suffocating me to death."
"Beast, you took a huge advantage!"
Qin Yixuan glared at him, annoyed to the point of itching to punch him.
It was this guy who clung to her neck and refused to let go, but in the end, he had the audacity to shift the blame onto her. He was shameless.
Chen Nan chuckled, "Seriously though, you smell pretty nice. Is it perfume or your natural scent?"
Qin Yixuan pointed outside the car, "Roll as far as your thoughts can take you, and don’t stop!"
Chen Nan touched his nose, "I did such a big favor for you, and now that I’m no longer of any use, you’re telling me to roll. Isn’t that a bit too heartless and ungrateful?"
"So what do you want?"
Chen Nan with a helpless look, sighed, "Asking you to sleep with me, you won’t agree. Just take me to school then. Because of your damn problem, I’ve missed yet another class. The beautiful teacher is definitely going to skin me alive."
"Being skinned alive serves you right!"
Qin Yixuan pouted, gave a few instructions to her subordinates, and drove off.
But to everyone else, it appeared she couldn’t wait and was rushing off to get a room with Chen Nan.
Five minutes later, the police car stopped outside the school gate.
"Remember to sleep with me next time. You owe me one."
Chen Nan dropped a bomb that drove Qin Yixuan insane and walked into the school gate.
However, he had barely walked fifty steps inside when he saw, not far away, a fierce girl swinging her fists, teaching a burly boy a lesson.
"Damn it, how dare you bully a girl! I’ll beat you to death!"
The girl cursed profusely and with a few punches and kicks, she laid the boy flat on the ground, screaming for mercy, leaving Chen Nan completely stunned.