Chen Nan looked at the Black Feathered Chicken on his shoulder and said, "Dead chicken, how about you carry us back?"
The Black Feathered Chicken shrieked loudly and quickly flew away.
Ignoring the strange looks from the people around, it flapped its wings and flew in front of Chen Nan, pointing its claws at his nose and scolding, "You heartless brat, Chicken Lord is already half dead from carrying you here, and you actually want me to carry both of you back? Do you really think Chicken Lord is your mount, damn it!"
The guests who were beginning to disperse were also drawn by this talking chicken.
Aren’t parrots only supposed to repeat what humans say? But how come this black and ugly mutated parrot is so smart? It even knows how to curse.
Feeling the odd stares from the people around, the Black Feathered Chicken cursed again—
"Damn it, what are you looking at? Is there something nice to see? Haven’t you seen such a handsome chicken? Anyone who looks again, your grandpa Chicken will peck you lowly humans to death."
The people around were speechless.
It was just a chicken, yet it was so arrogant that even looking at it was a problem.
"I’m just looking at you, what are you going to do about it, peck me if you dare!" suddenly a young guy teased.
No sooner had he spoken than the Black Feathered Chicken dashed over and pecked his nose, causing him to hold his nose and scream in pain, almost crying for his parents.
However, Chen Nan did not pay attention to this amusing scene, instead, he quickly left with Li Xiao.
Seeing Chen Nan leave, the Black Feathered Chicken did not linger. Its feathers stood on end as it scolded everyone present bloody and finally escaped by flapping its wings.
"I’ve grown so big, and this is the first time I’ve been despised by a chicken."
"Dizzy, it only despised you a bit, be content. My nose got pecked by it and it’s swollen!"
"Damn it, that damn chicken runs really fast, otherwise I would definitely kill it."
Meanwhile, Chen Nan and Li Xiao went to say goodbye to Li Lin and other relatives and left on their own.
Walking by the roadside, Li Xiao said, "Let’s go eat, I’m a bit hungry."
Chen Nan nodded and pointed at the wedding dress she was wearing with a smile, "We should change this first; otherwise, if you go to a restaurant looking , the waiters won’t need to work at all."
"What do you mean by that?"
Chen Nan laughed, "You’re so pretty going to the restaurant, the waiters would just be staring at you, how could they concentrate on work?"
Li Xiao rolled her eyes at him and asked, "By the way, I checked online, there were no flights to Nanshan City this morning, how did you manage to get here?"
Chen Nan wrapped an arm around her waist and reached out to pinch her side, "So you thought I wouldn’t come, that’s why you called me, huh?"
"It tickles! Stop scratching, ah, it tickles!"
Li Xiao tried to wriggle free as she laughed and pleaded, "Stop it, I was wrong! I just wanted to test whether you really have me in your heart; if you hadn’t come, I would have married Li Jingsong. But if you did come, as long as you said take me with you, I would definitely go with you."
Chen Nan grumbled, "Then you were unwilling at first..."
"You usually don’t cherish me. It’s only when you’re about to lose me that you start regretting. I was angry." Li Xiao clung to his arm and said, "If I didn’t make you repent properly, to make you realize that happiness is hard to come by, you definitely wouldn’t treasure me in the future."
"Nonsense, who says I wouldn’t treasure you? Now you are my life, whoever dares to touch you, I’ll fight them to the death."
Li Xiao glared at him and pouted, "You make it sound so nice, but you easily let go back then. Actually, if you had just held on a bit, even with just a single word, I wouldn’t have had the heart to leave you!"
"Back then, I was too foolish and hurt your heart."
Chen Nan looked into her eyes, raised his hand seriously, and said, "I swear that from now on, even if you chop off my head, I will never let go again."
"I wouldn’t bear to chop off your head."
A sweet smile spread across Li Xiao’s face as she asked, "By the way, you haven’t answered me yet. How did you rush over here?"
Chen Nan glanced at the Black Feathered Chicken on his shoulder and said, "This guy carried me over."
"Who are you kidding!" Li Xiao rolled her eyes and pointed at the Black Feathered Chicken, saying, "It’s so small; how could it possibly carry you?"
Upon hearing this, the Black Feathered Chicken was not pleased.
It looked up to the sky, crowed a few times, and flapped its wings while protesting, "You little brat look down on chickens, I’ll show you right now how big your chicken grandpa really is."
The Black Feathered Chicken protested, landed on the ground, and was about to reveal its True Body.
Chen Nan quickly grabbed it and threw it onto his shoulder, "Don’t mess around on the main road—do you want to scare the pedestrians to death?"
"If they get scared to death, then they’re scared to death; they’re not my kind, why should I care."
Chen Nan, not wanting to argue further, pulled Li Xiao into a clothing store, changed clothes, and then found a nearby Western restaurant for a meal.
After ordering the food, Chen Nan shook the red wine glass in his hand and said, "Come on, let’s drink to celebrate my successful marriage hijacking."
"Look at you, all smug."
Li Xiao clinked her glass with his and teased, "Do you think I was blind, to have fallen for you?"
"That’s called having good taste. Someone like me is a limited edition good man, unique in the whole world."
Li Xiao scoffed and said disdainfully, "I can’t see what’s good about you. Not only are you younger than me, but you’re also a student with neither money nor house. And the worst part is you’re such a flirt—what exactly did I see in you?"
Chen Nan smiled smugly, "You fell for my handsomeness."
"Your looks, handsome? Are they even remotely related?" Li Xiao shot back.
"Of course!" Chen Nan nodded confidently, "I’m just subtly handsome, not as obviously beautiful as you. Once you slowly come to understand, you’ll realize just how handsome I am."
Li Xiao was speechless, "Why don’t you just say you’re ugly?"
"Handsome is handsome, ugly is ugly, there’s a fundamental difference," Chen Nan said earnestly. "You can’t look down on us subtly handsome people just because your beauty is more obvious. That kind of mindset is very wrong and needs serious criticism."
After dinner, the two headed to the airport.
Around five in the afternoon, the two, along with a chicken, returned to Ningjiang City.
Chen Nan gave a few instructions to the Black Feathered Chicken, telling it to head back home while he went with Li Xiao to a nearby hotel.
As they entered the room, Li Xiao looked at him and asked, "You’re not going back tonight?"
Chen Nan shook his head, "I want to stay with you."
Li Xiao smiled seductively, her soft hands landing on Chen Nan’s chest, and she tiptoed to nibble his lips lightly, "It’s not the first time, just be direct."