Chen Nan shrugged, "Are you scolding me? Officer Qin, you asked me to order, and now that I have, you’re unhappy. What exactly do you mean by this?"
Chen Nan indeed did it on purpose just to annoy Qin Yixuan. The reason was simple; this woman often picked on him for no reason.
If Qin Yixuan had been poor, Chen Nan wouldn’t have ripped her off, even if he wasn’t one to treasure kindness, he still had a heart of compassion. However, as the captain of the Criminal Police Team, she definitely wasn’t short on money, so Chen Nan had trapped her.
Soon, the dishes were served, and Chen Nan unapologetically started eating, "Officer Qin, don’t just stand there. The food’s really good, have more!"
Eat, eat, eat, eat to death, you bastard!
Qin Yixuan cursed Chen Nan a hundred times in her heart, grinding her teeth as she reached for a large chicken leg, but then—
Chen Nan swiftly knocked her chopsticks aside and snatched the chicken leg.
Qin Yixuan slammed her palm on the table, glaring furiously at Chen Nan, and said in a low, angry voice, "Chen, don’t go too far!"
Chen Nan completely ignored her. He bit into the chicken leg and exclaimed, "My oh my, these eighty-yuan chicken legs are delicious, so different from those eight-yuan ones you find at the barbecue stands."
Qin Yixuan’s teeth creaked. Not only had this bastard stolen her chicken leg, but he also ignored her when she spoke.
If it hadn’t been for needing his help, with Qin Yixuan’s temperament, she would have surely slammed the plate on his head and then pinned him to the ground and beaten him until his face was swollen beyond recognition.
Of course, she could only think these things, not just because she didn’t dare to burst out, but also because she was no match for Chen Nan.
You damn beast, you better not fall into my hands in the future, or I’ll make you suffer!
Qin Yixuan thought bitterly, taking several deep breaths before she managed to calm the fury in her heart. She picked up the chopsticks again, ready to eat, but when she looked at the table, where was there anything left to eat? Chen Nan had devoured all the good dishes; all that remained were chicken butts and duck tails...
How did this beast not choke to death!
Staring at the pile of bones in front of Chen Nan, Qin Yixuan almost died of anger.
She had paid for a table full of good dishes, and before she could even reach for them, this bastard had nearly finished them all. Was there anyone more unscrupulous, shameless, and devoid of any empathy in this world?
Why wouldn’t the heavens strike him down with a bolt of lightning!
The more Qin Yixuan thought, the angrier she became. She quickly grabbed the remaining dishes and started eating fiercely. She didn’t dare get angry anymore; if she continued, this beast would devour what little was left.
"The dishes might have been few, but I still ate enough to fill seventy percent of my stomach. Not bad, not bad."
Chen Nan patted his belly, wiping his mouth with a napkin while he marveled, holding a bottle of Moutai in his hand.
"Are you really a pig?"
Qin Yixuan said irritably. He had nearly finished the whole table and still claimed he was only seventy percent full; was this guy even human? His appetite was even more excessive than a pig’s.
"Ah, we are all civilized people who talk about reason, so why do you start off by cursing?" Chen Nan opened the bottle of liquor, poured himself a full glass, and said, "It’s a pity you’re a police officer with such qualities. What should I even say about you?"
Qin Yixuan tried her best not to let herself get angry and focused on eating, reminding herself silently: Ignore this beast, he’s not human, just fill up your stomach first.
After Chen Nan filled two glasses with liquor, he said cheerfully, "I say Officer Qin, don’t just focus on eating. Come on, let me toast you. Thanks for treating me to this meal."
At last, he said something human!
Qin Yixuan looked up, took the glass he offered, clinked it with his, and then downed it in one go.
A glass of white liquor, downed in one shot; it shows how fierce this woman can be.
After finishing her drink, Qin Yixuan kept silent and continued to eat voraciously. Although Chen Nan had already finished his meal, she was not yet full!
Watching her wolf down the food, which did not at all resemble a "lady," Chen Nan leaned back in his chair, sipping his liquor, and admired the beauty, finding this crazy woman cute at times, like right now with her eating manners, which were much cuter than those of average women.
In this way, Chen Nan sipped his liquor while watching the beautiful woman, slightly mesmerized.
After three bowls of rice, Qin Yixuan wiped her mouth with a napkin and suddenly felt something was off. Why wasn’t this beast talking? Had he suddenly come to a realization and was thus reflecting in silence?
But when she looked up, she suddenly felt the urge to hit someone.
That dead beast was now staring at her with eyes shining, drool covering the floor. The magnificent sight was truly like a three-thousand-foot waterfall rushing down, as if the Milky Way had fallen into the Nine Heavens!
She thought he had suddenly seen the error of his ways, but it turned out it was hard to change one’s nature. A dog can’t stop eating shit!
Qin Yixuan felt like she was going to lose it. "What are you looking at? Keep looking, and I’ll gouge out your eyeballs!"
Chen Nan snapped back to reality, set down his glass of liquor, and said with a smile, "I never realized before that you’re actually quite cute when you’re not being fierce."
Just as Qin Yixuan was about to scold him, she suddenly remembered why she had invited him to dinner and forced a stiff smile, "Is that so? Where am I cute? I hadn’t even noticed myself."
Chen Nan pointed at the bowl of rice in front of her and said, "You’re quite adorable when you eat, like a little pig that’s starving."
"Bastard, you’re the pig!"
Qin Yixuan cursed loudly, jumping up and clenching her fists, nearly charging at Chen Nan in a fury.
Chen Nan took out a cigarette, lit it, looked at her and said leisurely, "What are you so worked up about? I’m complimenting you! Honestly, eating three big bowls of rice, aren’t you afraid you’ll turn into a barrel waist?"
Cursing me as a pig but calling it a compliment? Doesn’t that mean I’m worse than a pig?
Qin Yixuan’s anger flared up, and she quickly grabbed a teapot nearby, guzzled a few sips, and calmed down slightly, saying irritably, "What’s wrong with being a barrel waist? Even if I turn into a water tank, so what! Hmph, without a full stomach, how am I supposed to have the energy to catch thieves!"
Chen Nan was stunned that there actually existed a woman who didn’t care about her looks in this world. No wonder he always saw Qin Yixuan bare-faced, never wearing makeup. It turned out she simply didn’t care about her appearance...
"Hey, what are you daydreaming about?" Seeing that Chen Nan was silent, Qin Yixuan said with furrowed brows.
Chen Nan shook his head and chuckled, then said seriously, "Besides treating me to a meal, what else did you want to talk about this time? Let’s hear it."