Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
“??”
What was this situation? They were just having a fun conversation, when had it turned into a spite war?
Qi Shan was angry: [What’s wrong with me? I graduated from Yale University with high honors, I even have two Masters. Why would I not be good enough for you!? Also, my looks are charming and seductive. I have the looks, the capability, and the money. What’s wrong with you?]
Ning Meng thought to herself. It had only been a few seconds, but he had typed so many words out. Wasn’t his speed extremely fast? Oh, sorry. She had forgotten that this stupid guy was a hacker.
Zhen Shanmei’s speed was much slower: [So what if your education résumé looks good? I like music! Do you even understand music?]
Qi Shan: [Did I not play the piano for you today?]
Zhen Shanmei: [When you were playing, I wished I was Beethoven.]
Qi Shan: [?? Are you giving me high compliments?]
Zhen Shanmei: [Nope. I’m saying that I wished that I was deaf. Your music made me feel as if the thunder had killed my ears. It made me lose my fervent love for music!]
Under normal circumstances, she had never seen Zhen Shanmei being this smooth with her words. She interrupted their argument: [Wait, you both went out on a date today?]
Qi Shan: [Yes! It was not easy for me to beg the boss to give me a one-day holiday and leave the S Club, but I had never expected that the woman would be her!]
Zhen Shanmei: [So what if it’s me? Did I waste your time?]
Qi Shan: [Definitely. My mum would have never let me talk to women with an IQ of lower than fifty.]
Ning Meng could not stand it any longer. They were having a decent conversation and now suddenly it had turned into a warzone? The silly Zhen Shanmei was her good friend, and it was at this crucial moment that she needed Ning Meng to come to her rescue.
Zhen Shanmei had sent her a private message: [Sh*t Sh*t Sh*t! Help me roast him back!!]
Ning Meng replied with an “OK” emoticon and cut to their conversation in the group.
Ning Meng: [Isn’t your IQ the lowest in this group? @Qi Shan]
Qi Shan: [Hmph! How is that possible? I’m d*mn smart.]
Ning Meng: [Sure. Then let’s have a quiz. Let’s see who’s smarter.]
Qi Shan: [Give me the question.]
Ning Meng: [Are you ready? @Zhen Shanmei]
Zhen Shanmei: [I’m ready.]
Ning Meng: [A long time ago, there was a mountain. It was called I’m a real mountain. Inside the mountain, there was a temple. It was called I’m a real temple. Inside the temple, there was a sore. Tell me, what was this sore called?]
Right after she had sent this text.
Qi Shan: [I’m a real sore.]
Qi Shan: [What a simple question! This was just a test of speed.]
Zhen Shanmei replied soon after: [F*ck! Why do you type so fast? You actually won!]
Qi Shan was smug: [Of course! Who do you think you’re talking to?]
Zhen Shanmei: [Fine. At least you type way faster than me. I admit your intelligence.]
“??”
Was this the important point?
Qi Shan paused for a while. Soon after, he furiously replied: [Sh*t! Get over here, you stupid woman! How dare you plant another trap!]
After he had sent this, he quickly edited the words: [Sh*t! Get over here, Missus! How dare you plant another trap!]
“…”
Zhen Shanmei: [Hahaha, I finally understand! You just insulted yourself to be a sore! Hahahaha!]
Ning Meng: […]
Su Ye: […]
Fei Bai: [Both of you are too stupid. Kill.]
Qi Shan: [… I was thinking to pull Little Queen into the group.]
Fei Bai: [?]
Fei Bai: [Why do you have her WeChat?]
Fei Bai: [Explain it clearly.]