The wedding process was quite simple. The two of them signed a marriage agreement and then entered the civil affairs bureau, first lining up in the hall to take their wedding photos.
Lin Fan was still wearing his delivery uniform. He originally planned to change, but Wei Qingxue was afraid that Lin Fan might run away like her old classmate did. To avoid such possibilities, she simply didn’t let Lin Fan change clothes and pulled him into the civil affairs bureau.
There were quite a few couples coming to get married today.
At the entrance, Wei Qingxue said, "We’ll take our wedding photos soon. I’ll go to the restroom and quickly put on some makeup. You line up first, and don’t you dare run away."
Lin Fan replied, "Don’t worry, since I have agreed to marry you, how could I change my mind?"
So, Wei Qingxue hurried to the restroom.
Lin Fan lined up alone.
Soon several couples followed suit.
Standing behind Lin Fan was a chubby man, dressed quite fashionably, suggesting that his family might be well-off. The chubby man was holding a flashily dressed girl with an Internet Celebrity Face, who, with makeup, could barely be rated a 7.
The chubby man looked proud and scanned the room. Among the girls getting married today, his girlfriend was undoubtedly the most beautiful, unparalleled!
The chubby man couldn’t help but feel extremely proud, thinking he was really gaining face.
The chubby man noticed Lin Fan, the courier guy ahead, standing alone in line.
The chubby man frowned and patted Lin Fan on the shoulder, "Bro, you’re here to get married too?"
Lin Fan casually answered, "Yeah."
The chubby man teased, "Where’s your partner? Don’t tell me you’re here to marry yourself, with your right hand?"
Hearing this, people couldn’t help but laugh out loud. It was indeed strange for Lin Fan to be lining up alone.
The Internet Celebrity Face chuckled, covering her mouth dramatically, "Oh dear, you’re so funny."
Lin Fan said calmly, "She went to the restroom."
The chubby man chuckled, "Looking at you, a delivery guy, you must be really poor, yet someone is willing to marry you? Which girl is so blind?"
The Internet Celebrity Face giggled, "I guess those marrying him must either be very ugly and unable to find a partner, settling with such a poor guy, or they just want to find an honest man to marry after they’ve played around enough."
The chubby man sneered and asked Lin Fan, "Bro, which category do you fall into?"
Lin Fan frowned, thinking about how he seems to run into a few brainless folks everywhere. This chubby guy felt superior because of his little money.
Lin Fan said, "This seems to have nothing to do with you. We’re all strangers with no grudges against each other, minding our own business."
Lin Fan was too lazy to argue with such people.
Unexpectedly, after hearing Lin Fan say this, the chubby man became even more enthusiastic, "Looks like we’ve hit the mark, huh? Bro, you’re really pathetic, but there’s nothing you can do. You people at the bottom, being able to find a wife is already good enough; what qualifications do you have to be picky?"
The two laughed recklessly.
Lin Fan originally didn’t intend to pay them any mind. He had seen many such small-minded people over the years. But since they were so excessive, Lin Fan didn’t mind striking back a bit.
"The title of ’honest man,’ I think suits you better." Lin Fan smiled.
The chubby man’s smile froze. He didn’t expect Lin Fan to rebuke him.
After all, in the chubby man’s mind, Lin Fan either married an ugly woman or was an honest man. Lin Fan, knowing his place, would surely act like a Ninja Turtle, silently enduring their ridicule.
People like the chubby man had poor upbringing, bullying the weak and fearing the strong. Seeing Lin Fan as a courier, they figured he was easy to bully, so they humiliated him at will, thinking he wouldn’t dare do anything.
Who would have thought Lin Fan would talk back!
The chubby man was displeased, his face darkened, as he said harshly, "What did you say?"
Lin Fan said, "You’re so arrogant just because you think you married a beauty, believing no one here is better looking than her, right?"
The chubby man said proudly, "So what if I did? Isn’t it true? Who here is better looking than my girlfriend? Step up!"
No one dared step up.
Indeed, no girl present had the confidence to claim to be more beautiful than the Internet Celebrity Face.
And the men also lowered their heads, not daring to make eye contact with the chubby man, feeling ashamed, as their girlfriends couldn’t compare in looks. How could they have the confidence?
Seeing this, the chubby man and the Internet Celebrity Face became even more smug.
"It’s a pity, though, looking beautiful but actually fake." Lin Fan suddenly said.
Everyone immediately looked up, glancing at the Internet Celebrity Face.
The Internet Celebrity Face was furious, her voice raised, "Who are you calling fake? Make yourself clear, don’t slander me!"
The chubby man also angrily said, "You brat, watch your mouth, seeking a beating, huh? Do you believe I’ll make you crawl out of here?"
Threatening Lin Fan? Lin Fan chuckled and said, "Indeed it’s fake. Her face has had at least three surgeries: a nose implant, facial bone shaving, and double eyelids, along with heavy foundation to achieve this look. Imagine if, after removing her makeup, her nose bridge is half as flat, her cheekbones twice as high, and she has monolid triangular eyes. Wouldn’t she be Zhong Wuyan reborn?"
Lin Fan had top-notch insight ability. Whether this Internet Celebrity Face had plastic surgery, he could tell at a glance with it activated.
Originally, he didn’t intend to attack her, but she was too much, so he wasn’t polite.
The Internet Celebrity Face was agitated, shrieking, "You’re slandering me! Dear, don’t believe him; he’s making it all up! Damn delivery guy, damn poor guy, I’ll sue you for defamation!"
The Internet Celebrity Face was so agitated because Lin Fan was right, dead right!
How could she not be agitated!
The chubby man was also angry, "You brat, you really are seeking a beating, daring to insult my girlfriend like that!"
Lin Fan said, "It’s okay if you don’t believe me. In fact, it’s normal that you don’t believe, or how else could you be called ’honest man’? You’re the world’s number one honest person!"
The chubby man was infuriated, "You’re really asking for it, get out of here!"
Lin Fan said, "Why should I get out? I’m just speaking the truth, kindly reminding you. If you wait until your child is born and it turns out to be an ugly duckling, you’ll be crying too late."
Such cases do exist, especially in a neighboring country of Huaxia known for plastic surgery. Couples, originally very ugly, become handsome guys and pretty girls after surgery and get married.
However, plastic surgery can only change their own features, not their genes. So, the children they give birth to become evidence of their surgeries... quite comical.
The chubby man couldn’t believe Lin Fan’s words. He was so angry that he was about to drive Lin Fan away.
"Sorry for keeping you waiting!"
Right at this moment, a voice came, and everyone saw a stunningly beautiful woman walking over.
Everyone’s eyes widened in amazement. She was incredibly beautiful, with long fluttering hair, an almond-shaped face, dressed in designer wear, exuding a fragrant aroma, unmistakably a rich and beautiful woman!
Everyone watched eagerly as this stunning rich woman walked quickly to Lin Fan.
"It’s almost our turn, let me tell you, you can’t regret it. We’re definitely getting married today." Wei Qingxue said with a smile, holding Lin Fan’s hand, as if afraid Lin Fan might back out.
This delivery guy’s marriage partner is actually this stunning rich woman?
Everyone was dumbfounded.
The chubby man’s eyes almost popped out.