“Miscalculated step?”
The young chap nodded his head with a serious look. “Yes, I underestimated the opponent. I’ll punish myself later by running at least ten kilometers. Now, let’s tuck in.”
“He he he…” Wang Yiyang, who was sitting beside him, patted his shoulder again sympathetically.
“Since when has he stopped working out?”
But then again, they’d had a few sparring sessions not long ago.
“Sis-in-law, if you are harassed again, don’t defend yourself with utensils. Lift your high heel and kick him in the crotch so he’ll remain impotent for good.” Xu Xu tried to change the topic.
“LIttle sister-in-law isn’t wearing her high heels today.”
“All she needs to do is kick with her leg. Wearing heels is optional.”
“That’s right. There’s another way. Use your two fingers to hook his eyes.”
“Yes, or you can use your elbow to hit his chin or nose bridge.”
“Get Boss to teach you some self-defense tactics.”
“He did,” the woman replied.
Mo Jiangye dipped his head to glance at her. “Why didn’t you use them just now? Have you forgotten the steps? Let me give you a refresher later.”
“I didn’t forget…”
“That chap seems to be skillful. Sister-in-law might not be his match even if she took him on. Besides, she might get hurt in the process. Anyway, he was beaten into submission earlier, right?”
Wang Yiyang patted Xu Xu’s shoulder again. This time, he received a stern warning from him. “Keep a distance of three meters from me from now on!”
“…”
“Boss, let’s eat first. We can watch a sparring match later.” Someone reminded their chieftain as he brought a spread to the table.
It seemed that the sparring venue had attracted many onlookers. It would be fun with the crowd there.
The man leaned into his woman’s ear and whispered, “I’ll teach you new self-defense tactics later. We’ll stop the lessons only when you defeat Xu Xu.”
Ye Erruo stared at him with her beautiful, big, round eyes. “But I think I’m already good enough. An average man cannot come near me at all.”
“An average man? Then what about non-average men?”
“…”
“Boss, it’s enough if she knows just some self-defense skills. A woman doesn’t need to be too much of a fighter. A tough woman will stop depending on a man, so being docile is good. Besides, no one would dare to touch her with you around.”
“That’s right!”
“There’s nothing wrong with her now. It is good for a woman to lean on the side of fragility and feebleness. Don’t train her to become a man!”
“Yes!” The rest agreed as they tucked into the food.
The man mulled over their words and decided to drop the idea in the end. He then asked the woman, “How much seafood did you consume just now?”
She turned her head to glimpse at him. “What do you mean?”
“Do you think I’m in the dark about this?” He had caught her in the act earlier.
“Not really.”
“This is still a confession,” he told her brashly.
“So what do you intend to do about this?”
The food was already in her tummy. Was he thinking of making her vomit it out?
“Boss! Boss!” Xu Xu tried to put a stop to it.
“Hey, sis-in-law, this is a good chance to pacify him. He’s just been waiting for this moment.”
This time, the woman wasn’t shy at all as she put on a full display of affection for the man without further ado.
“Where are our cell phones?” Everyone started to take out their phones to capture her proactive, amorous stance.
Ye Erruo was at a loss for words.
Why do they have such odd habits?
After taking his phone out in a hurry, Wang Yiyang snapped a long-distance shot before getting a close-up and finally finishing it off with a video clip.
Mo Jiangye looked at his woman with eyes full of loving indulgence. With his forehead plastered against hers, he kissed her petal-like lips and said, “Baby Ruo, you’ve become more understanding and adorable recently.”
The woman hugged him lovingly by the shoulders and agreed with a faint smile. “That’s because you’re a good teacher.”
“Baby Ruo is such an intelligent and fast learner.”
What!
Gosh, the couple was indubitably force-feeding them their mushiness!