"Lanlan, you... you..."
Li Muchuan pointed at Qin Lan with a look of shock on her face.
Upon hearing this, Qin Lan felt so ashamed that she wished she could find a crack in the ground to sneak into; she had indeed been discovered.
"Wan’er sister, it’s not what you think, please let me explain..."
Qin Lan was eager and started to explain.
At that moment, Li Muchuan pointed at her chest and blurted out, "Lanlan, you actually... while I was away, you dared to do this to yourself in the office!"
Qin Lan’s face registered complete confusion.
How was this different from what she had thought? Maybe she hadn’t been discovered.
Seeing Qin Lan’s expression, Li Muchuan thought she was denying the act and said with her face blushing red, "Stop making excuses. Look at your clothes, they’re a mess, with buttons done up all wrong; it’s obvious you’ve just put them on!"
After that, she pointed towards the corner of the desk, where half a cucumber was wrapped in toilet paper, her pretty face flushed red as blood, "And what’s this? A cucumber! What’s a cucumber doing in the office?! Lanlan, I had no idea you were into this kind of thing, you big pervert!"
Still in a daze, Qin Lan followed the direction of Li Muchuan’s pointing gaze without thinking.
There it was, under a book on the desk, a half cucumber lying quietly, one end cut open and wrapped in toilet paper.
This cucumber on its own was nothing out of the ordinary, but in the current mood, it exuded a wicked vibe, making one’s thoughts unavoidably go astray!
At this moment, Qin Lan suddenly realized the misunderstanding.
Li Muchuan must have assumed, seeing her disheveled appearance and the cucumber, that she had used the cucumber for that purpose while she was away!
But in fact, this cucumber was just something she had left over from breakfast. Its beautifying and skin-nourishing properties made it favorite among all the girls.
Therefore, Qin Lan had brought a cucumber to eat with nutritious oatmeal and bread for breakfast.
However, she only managed to eat half of it and was full, so she wrapped the other half in toilet paper to eat later when she felt hungry again.
She never imagined that Li Muchuan would discover it and furthermore assume she was doing that to herself.
"So what do you say now, did I hit the nail on the head or what? Do you have anything else to explain?"
Seeing Qin Lan’s silence, Li Muchuan was even more convinced of her own speculation, scrutinizing the other with an intense gaze like a famous detective on television.
"Wan’er sister, I..."
Qin Lan’s cheeks reddened faintly, just as she tried to explain, her pretty face suddenly changed.
At that moment, Ye Xuan, who was hiding under the desk, was being pinned by Qin Lan’s two plump and fair thighs, his head nearly caught in the middle.
"Damn, I’m suffocating."
The space beneath was already cramped, and being squeezed by the two legs, Ye Xuan felt his breathing become somewhat difficult.
Ye Xuan’s breathing turned rapid, his breaths emitting hot air.
Suddenly surprised from below, Qin Lan’s body jolted as if she had been electrified, her whole being unbearably agitated, her pretty face turning crimson red as if she had taken an aphrodisiac!
Li Muchuan, who thought she had caught Qin Lan red-handed, was just showing a triumphant expression.
But upon witnessing this scene, she froze on the spot, completely petrified.
What ... what did she just see?
"You You You... You hooligan woman!"
Li Muchuan’s brain froze, staring at the other party with her eyes nearly popping out.
Where had she known that right under the desk next to her, there was a person hidden, and a man at that!
And this man had just audaciously sneak-attacked Qin Lan.
"Wan’er sister, it’s not what you think..."
Qin Lan’s cheeks blushed crimson, biting her lip so hard she wished she could crawl into a crack in the ground.
How was she supposed to explain this?
Could she really admit that she had been secretly self-treating in the office? How could she face anyone after this?
"It’s all that bastard’s fault!"
Qin Lan ground her teeth in anger, her cheeks so red they seemed to be bleeding.
If Wan’er sister found out, who knows what she would think—that Qin Lan was some kind of wanton woman, her reputation would be ruined.
Seeing Li Muchuan’s strange look, Qin Lan’s heart skipped a beat, suddenly coming up with an excuse:
"Wan’er sister, actually, I was having an appendicitis attack just now, and I was treating myself with a massage. You’ve misunderstood."
She couldn’t say that Ye Xuan was the one giving her treatment, she could only claim it was her own massage treatment. She really had had an appendicitis attack and she wasn’t lying about that.
Hearing this, Li Muchuan curled her lip, her face full of an expression that said she was looking at an idiot.
She thought to herself, can a massage cure appendicitis? Not even a ghost would believe that!
It wasn’t just Li Muchuan who wouldn’t believe it, even other people wouldn’t believe it. Blame it on Ye Xuan’s medical technique being too extraordinary, beyond common understanding.
If it weren’t for Qin Lan’s personal experience, she definitely would have thought he was lying.
"Lanlan, tell me, were you not masturbating? It’s a normal physical need, every girl does it, I won’t look down on you."
Li Muchuan gave Qin Lan a once-over, her face carrying a teasing expression, asking with the curiosity of a child.
Feeling Li Muchuan’s gaze on her, Qin Lan felt uncomfortable all over.
Why hadn’t she noticed before how gossip-hungry her good friend was?
"Wan’er sister, I really didn’t lie to you, I truly was massaging to treat appendicitis."
Qin Lan felt unbearable shyness in her heart, thankful that it was her good friend in front of her. If it had been anyone else, she would have died of embarrassment.
Seeing that Qin Lan didn’t seem to be joking, Li Muchuan knitted her brows, her curiosity piqued.
Qin Lan’s pretty face was still covered with a blush, but she nodded her head: "I knew a Divine Doctor before, who cured my appendicitis with massage. I’ve told you about this in the past. My appendicitis flared up, so I used the method he taught me to massage it. I didn’t expect you to suddenly walk in..."
At this moment, Qin Lan could only tell a half-truth, and after she finished speaking, a hint of realization appeared on Li Muchuan’s face:
"So the Divine Doctor you mentioned actually cured you with a massage! He must be really skilled in medical technique, I kind of want to meet him now."
Upon hearing this, Qin Lan was speechless.
She thought, if you knew that the Divine Doctor is hiding under the table right now, I wonder what you would think?
Li Muchuan’s gaze shifted, seeing the unusual redness on the other’s face, and a mischievous smile emerged on the face of this beautiful principal.
"Lanlan, are you going to confess honestly?"