Chapter 116: Chapter 113: Your girlfriend is Wen Xian?! My boyfriend is Wu Yanzu!
Lu’s father had just dropped the bombshell—
“Ha! My brother has a girlfriend!?” The short-haired girl’s eyes widened in disbelief.
Given her brother had always been so dull and arrogant, hardly cracking a smile, who in their right mind would fall for him? She must’ve been totally blinded by his looks!
She couldn’t help but mutter, “Uncle, you must be mistaken, I bet someone’s pulling your leg.”
At that, both Lu’s father and mother turned their piercing gazes toward him.
A moment later, he helplessly held his forehead and silently pulled out his phone.
Seeing him actually take out his phone, Li Zaijun quickly leaned over to see the photo of his girlfriend.
She wanted to see if he was lying.
However, as Lu Xiao bowed his head, opened his gallery, and continued to open a specific photo—
The apple in Li Zaijun’s mouth sprayed out, choking her and causing her to cough repeatedly, her face turning red.
Lu’s parents were shocked by her reaction. What was going on, why such a big reaction?
Then, with a flushed face and a look of mixed laughter and tears, she said to Lu Xiao:
“Bro, do you really think we’re all fools here!? How could she possibly be your girlfriend! If you’re going to grab a photo off the internet to deceive us, at least pick someone less obvious, man. You actually used a well-known celebrity’s photo to con us! Do you really think my aunt and uncle don’t watch TV?”
At this, Lu Xiao: “…???”
Upon hearing this, Lu’s mother’s expression also changed instantly, and she hurriedly asked, “Son, what’s going on?”
As she spoke, she quickly came over to look at the photo on his phone.
Then, upon seeing the photo, she too fell into deep thought: “…”
The woman in the photo was none other than the top celebrity Wen Xian!
She stood in a field of Gesang flowers, her head slightly tilted up, hands raised above her head, her charming face smiling, radiantly beautiful.
Seeing this photo, and then looking back at Lu Xiao, his mother gave him a deep, exasperated look.
She held her forehead, murmuring with a headache, “This is too much, too much. Why did you have to learn to deceive your mom out of all things! Do you really think your mom wouldn’t recognize her, I just watched her drama the day before yesterday.”
As she spoke, she also covered her chest with a sad hand: “I always said, with your personality, how could you find a girlfriend, turns out it was all a lie…”
Seeing the situation, Lu’s father was furious, his temples throbbing markedly, and he threw a teacup unceremoniously: “Get out! Get out of here you scoundrel!”
Lu Xiao caught the teacup with one hand steadily, his face exceptionally peculiar for a moment, turning alternately pale and flushed.
When he spoke again, he took a deep breath and said, “Dad, Mom, I’m not lying, she really is my girlfriend.”
“Oh my God! Uncle, see, even after being caught in a lie, my brother still insists, how has he become !?”
Li Zaijun spoke, then turned to Lu Xiao with an incredulous expression:
“Bro, please don’t be so dismissive; if you say your girlfriend is Wen Xian, I might as well say my boyfriend is Wu Yanzu, would you believe that? Although Wen Xian is beautiful and sexy, and it’s okay for you to be her fan, you should at least draft your lies better.”
These two people wouldn’t even meet in eight hundred years, yet she’s his girlfriend? Unexpectedly, her usually dull brother was quite good at finding beautiful photos to deceive people with. That’s really funny.
[Brother Nine: Hahaha, I want the calculation of Lu Dog’s mental trauma and the collective shock value of everyone knowing the truth]