Translator: StarveCleric Editor: Milkbiscuit
[Northern Tea]: “Sis, you’re pretty skilled in the game too. Earlier today, when someone knocked me down, you were the one who saved me.”
Young man, are you sure that you’re praising Big White Chubby and not insulting her?
Saving others is just common sense in this game, alright! If a player doesn’t even know how to help his fallen teammate up, he might as well just quit the game right now!
Lin Jiage forcefully pressed his finger down on his cell phone, causing the car to travel at maximum speed.
Far from Lin Jiage’s expectations, [Yao Loves Ice Cream] didn’t think that she was being insulted. Instead, she was actually delighted by his ‘praise’. After all, that was her first time valiantly saving others in the game. “I realized that this game isn’t so difficult after all. When I first started, I was too afraid to even move when others were attacking me, but now, I’ve reached a level where I can save other people!”
Is this… the resonance between fellow newbies?
Lin Jiage’s face twitched uncontrollably as he thought: Big White Chubby isn’t just fat and blind, she’s a fool as well!
[Northern Tea]: “Sis, you’re really great. You’re the greatest sis I’ve ever met!”
[Northern Tea]: “Sis, shall we add each other on WeChat later on?”
Add each other on WeChat. .. A second after those five words crept into Lin Jiage’s ears, he immediately stomped on the brake and leaped off the car.
[Northern Tea]: “Player 1, why did you stop the car? The poison is going to catch up with us!”
Ignoring Northern Tea, Lin Jiage tapped on the screen and got onto the car once more. This time, however, he ignored the driver seat and sat in the front passenger seat instead.
[Northern Tea]: “Player 1, you’re not going to drive anymore?”
[Northern Tea]: “If you aren’t going to drive, you should move and let me and Sis sit in front…”
Before Northern Tea could finish his words, the car suddenly exploded. Then, three notifications appeared on the screen—
[111111] killed [Northern Tea] with grenade.
[111111] killed [Yao Loves Ice Cream] with grenade.
[111111] killed [111111] with grenade.
[Yao Loves Ice Cream]: “Why am I dead? What happened?”
[Northern Tea]: “The heck! Player 1, what are you doing?! Why did you kill us with a grenade?!”
Heh. Chat, feel free to continue chatting… Weren’t you happily saying that “You’re the greatest sis I’ve ever met!” and “Sis, watch closely as I treat you to a chicken dinner this round!” just now? Why aren’t you talking anymore? Weren’t you going to treat us to a chicken dinner? Now that our team has been wiped out, let’s see you try to treat us to a chicken dinner…
Due to his cold, Lin Jiage’s throat was a little sore, so he didn’t feel like speaking at all. Facing his teammate’s wrath, he leisurely tapped on the screen and sent over a message: [Sorry, my hand slipped.]
[Northern Tea]: *Faints!*
While Northern Tea was still complaining grudgingly over their unfortunate wipeout, Lin Jiage prepared a new room and added [Northern Tea] into his friend list.
Soon, his friend request was accepted. However, Lin Jiage didn’t start the game.
On the other hand, [Northern Tea] and [Yao Loves Ice Cream] waited patiently for a moment, but the game didn’t start. Thus, they began to urge him.
It was only at their urging did Lin Jiage leisurely tap on [Northern Tea]’s name and sent a message over: [When are you coming home?]
Before [Northern Tea] could respond, he sent out another message: [Our second son just woke up, and he’s crying from having no milk to drink.]
[Our eldest son still refuses to sleep. He insists on waiting for you to come home before he’ll go to bed.]
[Northern Tea]: ??????
When [Northern Tea] finally replied to his message, Lin Jiage acted as if he’d just realized something, and he sent out a message he’d long typed in advance:[My apologies. That was supposed to be for Yao, but I accidentally tapped on your username instead.]