Translator: StarveCleric Editor: Milkbiscuit
This Qin Shou person is clearly not confessing to me, he’s trying to make fun of me!
And it’s one thing to make fun of me, but why did he have to do it using such a shameless and hateful method?
Qin Shou? More like Beast (Qin Shou)!
With such thoughts in mind, Shi Yao forcefully crumpled up the A4 paper and then tossed it into the trash can.
This is too much! From now on, I’m officially blacklisting that guy!
…
Friday was a day filled with lessons.
Shi Yao’s birthday was tomorrow, but she was planning on spending that day at home with her family. Thus, she decided to celebrate with her roommates with a big dinner tonight instead.
By the time the dinner was over, it was already nine-thirty.
Leng Nuan and He Tiantian made plans at the movie theater whereas Jiang Yue was meeting with a potential boyfriend for a date.
Earlier, at eight-thirty, Shi Yao had received the usual invitation from the [Sexy and Frisky] WeChat group from [Expert of the Monkeys] and promised to play with them the entire night, so she could only go back to the dormitory room after dinner.
After reaching the room, Shi Yao washed her hands, switched into her pajamas, and tied up her hair. She then picked up her phone to enter the [Sexy and Frisky] group.
[Expert of the Monkeys] swiftly emerged: [Sis Yao, we just finished a round. Quick, come join us.]
Shi Yao replied with an [Alright] before tapping into the game.
As usual, [Juice] was the squad leader, and as soon as Shi Yao came online, he sent Shi Yao an invitation.
Shi Yao swiftly entered the room, and [Juice] greeted her, “Sis Yao, long time no see.”
Hearing those words, Shi Yao felt that it had indeed been quite long since she had gone on PUBG. But looking back, it had only been three days.
Shi Yao switched on her voice chat and said, “Yeah, it’s been a while. I was busy these past few days, so I couldn’t come online.”
[Expert of the Monkeys]: “What a coincidence. I’ve been pretty busy too, so I couldn’t come online either.”
Juice and Expert quickly began chatting, and only Mister Numbers remained silent, as per usual.
Shi Yao was already accustomed to this sight, so she casually asked, “So what have you guys been busy with recently?”
[Juice]: “Dating.”
[Expert of the Monkeys]: “Shameless. You haven’t even confessed to her yet, and you still dare to talk about dating.”
[Expert of the Monkeys]: “Sis Yao, don’t listen to my grandson’s nonsense. He recently started liking this girl, and he’s been trying to ask her out.”
[Juice]: “Grandson, I’ll put these words out here now. It’s only a matter of time before the girl I like becomes your grandma!”
Was there something wrong with these two? She asked such a simple and non-aggressive question, and somehow, it still managed to evolve into an argument between the two of them…
Shi Yao fell silent.
The squad quickly entered a game, but the duo was still arguing passionately with each other, showing no signs of stopping any time soon. Thus, while they were parachuting down, Shi Yao tried to interject, “Juice, Expert, just so that I don’t surprise you later, I’ve actually become pretty good in the game recently.”
[Juice]: “Sis Yao, you’ve always been good.”
[Expert of the Monkeys]: “You’ve always been nothing less than invincible in my heart, Sis Yao.”
[Yao Loves Ice Cream]: “I’m not joking with you guys, I’m being serious. Let me tell you, okay. A few days ago, I managed to save someone in the game! That’s not all, I even saved your boss ten times! Ten times, you know! I never thought that I’d have that in me…”
[Expert of the Monkeys]: “Waa, that sure is incredible!”
[Yao Loves Ice Cream]: “Of course! And I also managed to kill other players too!”
[Juice]: “As the saying goes, a parting of three days make a different man 1 !”