Translator: StarveCleric Editor: Milkbiscuit
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Ten minutes later, Lin Jiage walked out of the bathroom dressed in a bathrobe. As soon as he stepped out, he immediately saw Lin Jiayi, who was still standing by the door.
Treating Lin Jiayi as if she were invisible, he headed straight to the changing room and locked the door.
After switching into a clean shirt and pants, he left the changing room, but Lin Jiayi was still there.
This time, upon seeing him, Lin Jiayi immediately spoke up, “I already gave Yaoyao the gifts you bought for her.”
However, it was as if he couldn’t hear a thing or see Lin Jiayi at all, Lin Jiage walked straight to the dressing table and took out a hair dryer to blow-dry his hair.
Lin Jiayi walked up to Lin Jiage and continued, “Lin Jiage, the surprise I prepared for you only involved Yaoyao applying the dit da jow on you, nothing more than that. I didn’t break my end of the deal. How would I know that you’d suddenly turn feral and push down my innocent Little Yaoyao on the bed…”
Lin Jiage paused and shot a sideward glance at Lin Jiayi.
Lin Jiayi: “Fine fine, it’s your innocent Little Yaoyao. Happy?”
Lin Jiage’s face still remained perfectly indifferent.
Seeing this, Lin Jiayi sighed deeply before continuing, “Why don’t we consider this as a lapse in my services then? I’ll give you a partial refund for that…”
After saying those words, Lin Jiayi took out her phone and tapped it unwillingly.
A moment later, ‘ding dong!’ , Lin Jiage’s phone rang from the table. It was a notification from AliPay. Lin Jiayi had sent him 88RMB.
88… Doesn’t she feel embarrassed, giving back this tiny bit of money?
Lin Jiage still showed no intentions of talking to Lin Jiayi, blowing his hair dry quietly.
“Not enough? Fine, I’ll top up a little more then…” Shortly after, Lin Jiage received another notification from AliPay. The sum was a little more generous this time around: 88.8RMB.
“Is this still not enough?” Seeing that Lin Jiage was still unmoved, Lin Jiayi sent over another 88.88RMB and asked, “Is it enough now?”
“Still not enough?” Lin Jiayi gritted her teeth furiously and sent 188.88RMB over. “Lin Jiage, this is already the biggest concession I can give you. I can’t refund you any more than this. You only sent me money three times while I did it four times. The last amount I sent you should be more than enough to make up for whatever problem just happened. Even Taobao 1 only refunds 10RMB for any mistakes in their services. Really, you won’t be able to find anyone as generous as me out there…”
Indeed, it would be hard to find another person like you in the world, whose face is as thick as the Great Wall of China…
Lin Jiage put down his phone as he began arranging his hair in the mirror.
Lin Jiayi slipped her phone back into her pocket as well. She leaned forward to ask Lin Jiage curiously, “Hey, how far have you gone with Yaoyao? Have you two kissed yet? Holding hands?”
However, Lin Jiayi noticed that Lin Jiage’s expression was growing colder and colder, and eventually, she shook her head in disappointment and exclaimed, “It can’t be? You didn’t do anything at all? Lin Jiage, are you sure that you’re okay there? One hour! One whole hour! And yet you did nothing at all? There are guys who can finish it in three seconds! Lin Jiage, are you sick?”
You’re the one who’s sick, your whole family’s sick!
Besides, what business is it of yours whether I’m okay there or not!
Even Soft Bun isn’t worried about it, so why you are making a fuss?
Lin Jiage turned around and walked out of his bedroom.
Lin Jiayi followed closely behind him while muttering under her breath, “My gosh, how can my little brother be so useless?
“Lin Jiage, don’t walk so fast. You should watch more Japanese films to train yourself in that aspect. If you’re too embarrassed to buy them, I can get them for you. But, you have to remember to pay me some money, along with a small service fee—”
At this point, Lin Jiage had stopped walking and turned around, “Other than celebrating Yaoyao’s birthday, are you going to take a vacation too?”