The White Lotus of a good B * tch… who is she talking about?
Even though [ desolate year’s little cutie ] was still alive in the game, Lin Jiage still chose to reply to Shi Yao’s wechat immediately:”?”
From the content of the wechat message, he could tell that Shi Yao was really angry..
Lin Jiage pondered for a moment, but he felt that the question mark wasn’t warm enough. Thus, he tapped on his phone twice and asked, “What’s Wrong?”
A few days ago, when he was browsing through his wechat moments due to boredom, he saw song chaoxi, the only man in dormitory 501, send a message:
If your girlfriend comes to you and tells you who made her unhappy, it doesn’t matter what the reason is. What matters is that she comes to you and tells you that she was made unhappy by someone.., what you have to do is to stand on her side for no reason at all, and help her go as crazy as she can to insult the person who made her unhappy. If you can’t do that, then your end will be..
At the bottom of this paragraph, song Chaoxi was pitifully squatting by the side of the road in the middle of the night, feeding mosquitoes.
Even though Soft Bun wasn’t his girlfriend yet, he should learn from song Chaoxi’s blood and tears and help her go as crazy as she can..
With this thought in mind, Lin Jiage began typing again.
[111111] : Don’t be angry. It’s not worth it to be angry over such a person
As he typed, Lin Jiage suddenly recalled that even though soft bun wasn’t his girlfriend, she was his fiancée..
Thus, he swiftly moved his fingers and sent two more wechat messages.
[111111] : After all, there’s a saying that goes like this: If a dog bites you, don’t tell me you’re going to lie on the ground and bite it back
[111111] : “Of course we can’t do such a demeaning thing. If a dog bites us, we’ll definitely choose to beat it to death…”
[ Yao loves ice cream ] : “I understand what you’re saying, and I’m also very supportive of what you’re saying, but I still feel so angry. Sob, sob, sob…”
Following which, a row of ‘crying’emOjis appeared below.
So many crying emojis?
Lin jiage continued typing without hesitation.
[111111] : “Don’t cry. Your tears are like pearls. It’s such a waste to shed tears for someone who has walked past the north and south toilets and drunk water before!”
[ Yao loves ice cream ] : “Not only did she drink water behind the toilets, her brain was also filled with water…”
[111111] : “Yes, yes, yes. And it was water from a stinking ditch.”
[ Yao loves ice cream ] : “Sob sob sob sob sob sob sob sob… I’m really depressed. Ever since I started playing this game, other than the first day where I kept falling to the ground like a box, today is the day. Do you know that when I was waiting for you to play the game, I only played for forty minutes, and I fell to the ground like a box six times in a row. My mind exploded… sob sob sob sob sob sob…”
Eh?
His mind exploded from playing the game..
Just as Lin Jiage was about to continue typing on Shi Yao’s behalf, he suddenly stopped.
Around ten seconds later, another long string of words appeared on his screen.
[ Yao loves ice cream ] : “It’s that desolate year. He’s got a fan called Little Cutie. Every time I’m being hunted down or killed by someone, she would call out to me coquettishly, ‘Big Brother Nian, quickly come and protect me. Big Brother Nian, I’m so scared. Big Brother Nian, she’s going to die, and she’s going to kill me just like that…”