Xia Shangzhou calmly replied with an “OH”before replying with an “AH?”, following which, he swiftly dashed up to Lin jiage and asked, “Boss, what did you say? You’re no longer single? You’re no longer a single dog like song Chaoxi? But it’s a good thing that little lai is here to accompany me. I’m not alone…”
Lu benlai: “No, you are alone. At the very most, I’m half a single dog. After all, I already have a goal, and you don’t even have a goal. You’re truly a single dog!”
After which, Lu Benlai turned to Lin jiage and said, “Boss, Congratulations on your marriage with little junior. I wish you a hundred years of Happiness!”
Xia Shangzhou: “How did you know that it must be little junior’s?”
Lu benlai gave Xia Shangzhou a look as if he was looking at an idiot.
Lin jiage gave Xia Shangzhou an impatient look.
Xia Shangzhou hurriedly added, “I was just joking. Of course, I know that boss has a soft spot for little junior. Other than little junior, no one else can make boss break up with a single woman!”
Lu Benlai switched his gaze from looking at an idiot to one of disdain. Then, he turned to Lin jiage and asked, “Boss, will you still love little junior after you have little junior?”
Xia Shangzhou nodded furiously. “Yes, yes, yes. Boss, will you still take us to the gilded resplendence in the future?”
Lin jiage typed on his keyboard, at the same time, he replied, “Firstly, I’ve never loved you. Secondly, from now on, I don’t have the final say in our family’s finances. So, whether we can go to the gilded resplendence or not will depend on yaoyao… lastly, why are the two of you asking such a humiliating question?”
Lu benlai clutched his heart, “Heartache, suffocation, critical hit, already dead.”
Xia Shangzhou, “Dead together.”
Lin jiage ignored the two of them. After typing on the keyboard for a while, he recalled that as the only two single men left in dormitory 501, they seemed to be quite pitiful. Thus, he stopped typing and pondered for a moment, then, he said, “Since the both of you seem to be quite pitiful…”
Lu Benlai immediately came back to life on the spot, “Boss, I knew that you’re not the kind of person who likes the new and dislikes the old. You Won’t Abandon Me!”
Xia Shangzhou: “Boss, I knew that deep down in your heart, I’m still very important to you. Have you decided to bring us back to the glorious days of the Golden Era?”
“No…”without any hesitation, Lin Jiage rejected the two men’s words, “… I just wanted to tell you that for the sake of your pitiful lives, I’ll bring Yaoyao to visit you every Qingming Festival every year after you die.”
Lu Benlai:”…”
Xia Shangzhou:”…”
Lu benlai: “I’m going to take a shower.”
Xia Shangzhou: “I’m going to continue eating instant noodles with dog food.”
Lin jiage calmly retracted his gaze and continued typing.
Not too long later, Lu Benlai came out from his shower.
It was already November, but there was still no heat in Beijing. Lu Benlai couldn’t help but shudder, “It’s so cold…”
Xia Shangzhou: “Un un, it’s indeed not warm.”
“Is it?”Lin jiage raised his hand and rubbed his sore neck, “I feel like spring is here… it’s quite warm.”
Lu Benlai:”…”he shouldn’t have been fed dog food with his mouth.
Xia Shangzhou:”…”why would that grandson of Lu Benlai mess with their boss for no reason?
The two of them fell silent, thinking that they would be able to escape this calamity. However, roughly ten minutes later, Lin Jiage, who had turned off his computer, suddenly seemed to have thought of something before heading to the bathroom, he turned to the two of them and said, “Oh, right, I forgot something. I’ll have to trouble you to change Yaoyao’s username to Lin Jiage’s girlfriend.”