Chapter 492: Chapter 491: Coming and Going (3)
Bo Yan had also become accustomed to being hit by her. As she rose to her feet, he quickly withdrew his hand and leaped back a step, just in time to dodge her slap. Xia Siyu tried to hit him again, so he promptly stretched out his hand, pulled her forcefully into his arms, and then locked her back with his arm to stop her resistance. “It was just a joke, look how anxious you are. I just said I wouldn’t touch you, so I won’t. Besides, we played too wild yesterday and the day before, so indeed we need to rest and recover. Tomorrow morning, we still have to go to the archives to read and try to integrate into the group after the location scouting; time waits for no one.”
Bo Yan’s excuse did not make Xia Siyu feel any better. On the contrary, she felt even more annoyed. “You know that, yet you still deliberately say this kind of thing! And your paws are still groping!”
Anyway, she had refused Qin Baizhou, so Bo Yan wasn’t afraid of her leaving. He even went up to her and gave her a kiss, “Though we don’t go all the way, necessary SKIN-SHIP is also a guarantee for heating up the feelings between husband and wife.”
Xia Siyu struggled for a moment, but he held her too tightly, and she couldn’t break free. Xia Siyu was obviously getting angrier: “Will you let go or not!”
“I won’t let go.” Only a fool would let go. With the romantic rival gone, just by spending a bit more time grinding away, wouldn’t his wife be easily won over? They say even the most resolute woman can’t resist a persistent man. Didn’t Xia Siyu slowly come closer and closer into the palm of his hand despite her disgust for him before?
“You won’t let go, huh?” Xia Siyu was now fully recovered and grinding her teeth, ferociously saying, “Bo Yan, do you know what the ‘Eighteen Techniques for Women’s Self-Defense Against Wolves’ looks like when used?”
Bo Yan might have kept a smiling face, but he was actually keeping a close eye on her. Sure enough, Xia Siyu forcefully brought up her knee.
Bo Yan, already traumatized by her kicks, quickly released her and protected his parts. He still felt smug: “What ‘Eighteen Techniques’? It’s just…”
Before he could finish speaking, Xia Siyu stomped forcefully on the top of Bo Yan’s foot. “First move, stomp on the foot!”
Although she was wearing slippers, such a forceful stomp, accompanied by a left and right roll, still hurt. Bo Yan’s face visibly reddened, and beads of sweat appeared on his forehead.
He took a step back, bending over, and had just said, “How could you…”
Xia Siyu followed up with another kick, hitting his shin exactly where she had kicked before: “Second move, kick the leg!”
Bo Yan, in doubled pain, hissed, and involuntarily squatted down. His hands, originally guarding his parts, instinctively went to comfort the foot that had been stomped on and the leg that had been kicked.
But as his hands reached down, he suddenly felt that something was amiss. Xia Siyu’s third move quickly arrived, another kick aimed at his parts: “Third move, kick the nuts!”
The whole set of moves were executed as fluid as flowing water, precise and ruthless, targeting his lower body. In truth, what is dubbed ‘Women’s Self-Defense Against Wolves’ is designed around the idea of “when chickens fly, and eggs get smashed.” He usually prided himself on being smart, yet he was defeated by Xia Siyu’s flurry of random punches, getting taken down by a combo.
Fortunately, just as he was stretching his hand downwards, he realized something was wrong. Xia Siyu’s final kick came, but a lot of the force was blocked by his arm; otherwise, he would’ve been incapacitated.
Now Bo Yan was completely unable to be naughty tonight. He covered his parts and slowly collapsed onto the ground.
He swore that if he ever had a daughter with Xia Siyu, he would never let her learn taekwondo! Really, learning boxing costs money, but learning taekwondo costs your life!
But in the end, when it was time to rest, Bo Yan still crawled into bed.