Chapter 693: Chapter 690: The Immortal’s Trick (2)
Han Yifan now regretted not having slapped himself several times. Bragging felt good at the moment, but fixing the mess was like trying to extinguish a fire at a funeral. He indeed liked to boast about his past pursuit of older women, and the most famous story was the one about the “one-hour hotel room” with a female college student. It had been his longest relationship; if she hadn’t gone abroad, perhaps they would still be together now.
He owned a bar where all sorts of people from all walks of life gathered. Although he did not always go with the flow like some of them, he did join in on the fun occasionally.
After all, he was single and had broken up by then; enjoying himself wasn’t a crime. But if one were to dig into Xi You’s background, he wouldn’t come out clean either.
Bo Yan looked at Han Yifan with an expression of speechlessness. What could he say to this guy? Sure, he had his fun back in the day, but now he wanted to find a decent person to marry, as if it was that simple!
Han Yifan then assured, “But I genuinely like Shang Feifei, I want to pursue her, with marriage in mind. You know me, when I start a relationship seriously, I am very serious, it’s not just for fun. If she hadn’t gone abroad back then, my child would already be in primary school by now.”
Bo Yan couldn’t be bothered with his nonsense. After some thought, he opened his mouth to say, “That Xi You, he’s also been overseas, so it’s probably going to be hard for you to dig up any dirt on him for a while. If there were ready-made cases of him cheating, womanizing, or having peculiar habits, that’d be the end of it, but if not, you’ll have to create the conditions yourself. Get a woman to seduce him, pull a honey trap. If he hasn’t changed his lecherous ways, he’ll surely take the bait.”
Han Yifan looked enlightened and immediately went to prepare. Bo Yan called him back, “Come back.”
Han Yifan turned around and came back like a dog wagging its tail. Bo Yan asked, “Do you know what kind of woman he likes? If you get it wrong, you’ll startle the snake and make your image even worse.”
This stumped him, and Han Yifan immediately shook his head, “I don’t know.”
Bo Yan, speechless, continued, “He’s from an aristocratic medical family, and he studied medicine himself. As a doctor, he’s likely to be a bit cleaner than people in other professions. Watching him peel shrimp for Shang Feifei yesterday, his movements were meticulous and careful; he even cleaned the shrimp’s claws thoroughly, suggesting he’s a bit of a perfectionist. Doctors abroad are well-compensated, yet he chose to return. He wasn’t on a government scholarship, so there was no need for him to come back. Either he didn’t perform as well as expected and couldn’t get good offers, or he didn’t want to work hard and preferred to earn easy money in his own country. I guess he must’ve had some issues abroad, but unfortunately, it’s difficult to find out. However, considering everything, he must see himself as rather superior, a bit of a clean freak and somewhat obsessive-compulsive. You can’t just pick any woman from the pleasure district. He’d prefer someone intellectual, classy, ideally with an ***-shape figure, and a stunning appearance.”
The last point was based on Xia Siyu’s characteristics. Shang Feifei was renowned in the entertainment circle for her beauty, and aside from Xia Siyu, she hadn’t really lost to anyone. But Siyu had told him that the guy with glasses had first stared at her face intently and then greedily ogled her figure. If he hadn’t been with Shang Feifei, he’d probably have hit on her next.
Han Yifan nodded, “I understand.”
He then looked at Bo Yan, who was sipping his coffee with a nonchalant air. A sense of relatedness washed over Han Yifan, “It’s a good thing I’m your friend. If I were your enemy, I might never know how you’d cunningly plan my demise.”