Chapter 767: Chapter 764: Makeup (4) Chapter 767: Chapter 764: Makeup (4) Bo Yan took her finger into his mouth in one bite, tracing it gently with the tip of his tongue. He lifted his eyes, which were already peach-blossom shaped, and with the full eyeliner and red eyeshadow applied, they indeed held a sort of feminine charm within. Yet within this seductiveness, there was also a hint of cold arrogance and disdain—the expression was just too much.
Then, Bo Yan embraced her, turned over, and let her be on top, smiling softly, “Alright, if you want to be the bandit king’s wife, then I shall be beneath you, for you to press down on me.”
At first, Xia Siyu couldn’t stand that face, but as she looked more, she got used to it. Moreover, taking on the role of King of the Mountain indeed helped her get into character; she pretended the person beneath her was truly the bandit king’s wife she had captured, saying with great spirit, “My dear lady, rest assured following me, from now on I’ll make sure you want for nothing, eating the best and savoring the spiciest!”
Bo Yan beneath her yelped, “This poor one had just been outing with my cousin in the countryside, when unexpectedly we ran into the great king. This poor one is still a maiden, please, great king, have mercy on me.”
She got it, they were still playing their serial drama from before, only this time Bo Yan was the female, Xia Siyu the male. Xia Siyu quickly got into character, shamelessly reaching to grope Bo Yan’s buttocks, “In my view, the young miss must have had a secret affair with her cousin! Who knows, maybe you two have already consummated the relationship, and you are no longer chaste.”
Bo Yan too imitated Xia Siyu’s earlier antics, wailing in pretense, “Great king’s perception is like a burning torch, indeed, this poor one and my cousin shared a mutual love, but were beaten apart by our parents like a pair of lovebirds. Left with no choice, we planned to elope, only to run into the great king. I am, indeed, a girl of good family—my surname is Xia, my given name Siyu.”
How could Xia Siyu not know, upon hearing her own name, what mischief Bo Yan was up to? Although it was Bo Yan impersonating, it was her name, Xia Siyu, proud and coy as ever, couldn’t help but smile, “I wondered why the young miss was so pretty, it turns out she is the famous beauty Miss Xia from the neighboring villages. Seeing you today, indeed, your reputation is well-deserved! It’s just a pity, while Miss Xia’s face is handsome, the body is somewhat lacking.” As she spoke, she patted Bo Yan’s chest, “No chest at all.”
Bo Yan’s smile was tinged with mystery, “Though this poor one lacks in the chest, I have a great treasure, a family heirloom which even my cousin has never seen. Would the great king care to take a look?”
Xia Siyu feigned ignorance, “No, no need, there are plenty of treasures in my cave, no need for the young miss to present any.”
“Ah, great king, you must see it.” Bo Yan smiled as he showed it, “He especially likes the great king, longing for the great king’s strong waist to envelop him, to give him warmth. Please take pity, great king!”
“No, no, I just remembered I haven’t eaten yet. I’ll go fill up first, so I have the energy to battle the young miss for three hundred rounds later.” Xia Siyu was no fool, she hastily jumped off the bed—who would want to play his game when eating was so delightful?
But Bo Yan was quick, immediately grasping her from behind, “Why would the great king sell himself short? Since this poor one has followed the great king, I naturally devote myself body and soul, and in the future, I will even bear sons for the great king. With such fertile land, why fear being unable to sow good wheat?”
Xia Siyu turned back into a coy young lady in an instant, protesting while on tiptoes, “No, no, no.”
Yet the protest was to no avail, and she was quickly pulled back. The two of them continued playing the game of King of the Mountain and the young lady, this time with Bo Yan finally being the king.
Ah, daytime too, can be delightful.
However, just a wall apart, the neighbors didn’t have quite such a delightful time.