Chapter 46: Chapter 046: The Melon Eating Came Back to Bite Me
Song Qiuqiu didn’t notice that something was off with Qi Yue’s expression. In a rush, she posted the photo to the “Eating Melon Squad” group.
Song Qiuqiu: [Calling! Wu Huan calling Er Huan!]
Song Qiuqiu: [Calling! Wu Huan calling Wu Huan!]
Song Qiuqiu: [Eating Melon Squad, please assemble urgently!]
Jiang Lang: [Calling the captain of the Eating Melon Squad! What’s the situation?]
Ling Feng: [Present! What’s up? What’s up?]
Song Qiuqiu: [Look at the photo yourself! Focus on the part I marked in red!!!]
Jiang Lang: [Damn! Where did this sexy little hair tie come from?]
Ling Feng: [Where from???]
Jiang Lang: [Assemble! Assemble!]
Ling Feng: [Urgent assembly!]
…
It took less than a minute for Jiang Lang and Ling Feng to hobble over and join the rest of the group with Song Qiuqiu.
Jiang Lang limping: “What melon? What’s with the little hair tie?”
Ling Feng hobbling: “Yeah! What’s going on?”
Qi Yue looked on at the two men with their indomitable spirits, utterly baffled: “…”
Humans really would do anything for some juicy gossip…
Song Qiuqiu had already crowded around with the two and started gossiping urgently, “I called you guys over to ask you, and now instead, you’re asking me!”
Su Xiaotang also spoke up, “Yeah! You’re with the big shot day and night, how would you not know?”
Jiang Lang with a confused face: “Who the hell knows! Before yesterday, I saw him wearing that mechanical watch on his wrist. How would I know that it would turn into a pink little hair tie overnight!”
Ling Feng: “How did it turn into a little hair tie?”
Qi Yue, listening on the side with an embarrassed face, tried to explain, “That what… actually that little hair tie…”
Just as Qi Yue was about to speak, Song Qiuqiu interrupted: “That’s not the point, the point is whose little vixen that hair tie belongs to! Holy shit! Even our school’s, uh, century-old cornerstone dares to be tampered with!”
Qi Yue: “…”
What the hell is a cornerstone…
Qi Yue tried to explain again: “That cornerstone is…”
“Exactly! It’s just unbelievable!” Su Xiaotang also chimed in indignantly.
Song Qiuqiu looked at Ling Feng and Jiang Lang with disappointment, “What use are you, if you know nothing!”
Qi Yue: “…”
Why don’t you ask me? I know!
Jiang Lang burst out angrily: “It’s out of my control if a man’s gotta get married off just because it’s starting to rain! If Gu Huai gets seduced by a little vixen, I can’t do anything about it!”
Ling Feng also burst out angrily: “Exactly, we can’t tie him down…”
Qi Yue: “…”
Just… let’s not use those idioms anymore, okay?
Jiang Lang: “No wonder when he entered the field today, I thought I saw something on his wrist! I didn’t expect it to be this thing!”
Song Qiuqiu: “So, who is it?! Who?!”
Qi Yue poked Song Qiuqiu, “Qiuqiu…”
Song Qiuqiu: “Yue Bao, don’t interrupt me. I’m looking for the culprit!”
Qi Yue poked Su Xiaotang, “Xiao Tang…”
Su Xiaotang was buried in her phone, frantically searching the school forum for clues, “Who is it! Who is it! Who is it!”
Qi Yue: “…”
Qi Yue let out a long sigh, pinched the bridge of her nose, and finally couldn’t bear it any longer, “Dear members of the squad, could you pause the gossiping and listen to me for a second? I’ve got some gossip!”
All four of them turned their heads to look at Qi Yue when they heard the last sentence, “You’ve got some gossip? What is it?”
Qi Yue’s mouth twitched, and with a reluctant look raised her hand under the intense gaze of the other four, “Unless I’m mistaken… that little hair tie… I bought it…”
Jiang Lang: “…?”
Ling Feng: “…??”
Su Xiaotang: “…???”
Song Qiuqiu: “…????”