TheNobleShaoyang: You are not allowed to fish for information! Speak human language, or I’ll throw you out now!
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YuIsNotAFish: Alright, that’s right. That’s what you think. Young Madam gave birth last night. The little crown prince was born early. Everyone is overjoyed. Let’s celebrate and give everyone a raise!
As soon as he said this, the group exploded again.
Big Sister of the Front Desk: Congratulations to Madam for giving birth to the little boss in advance. Congratulations to the little prince!
Pillar of the Publicity Department: So that picture is the little boy of the little prince. No wonder he looks so cute!
Flower of the Technology Department: This meaty little foot is the cutest thing ever, so hungry for a bite!
Big Sister of the Publicity Department: Seconded! Children’s feet are really cute every time I see them. It’s so cute that even an old single dog like me feels my heart tremble. I want to steal children every day.
Big Brother of the Secretary Department: You two weird aunties upstairs, your thoughts are very dangerous. You dare to bite the little prince’s feet and steal the big boss’s child. I respect you as a man!
Big Sister of the Publicity Department: F*ck you! How dare you call me a weird auntie? Are you itching for a beating?
Big Brother of the Technology Department: The little crown prince’s feet are round and translucent like white jade. His toes are as smooth as pearls.
Everyone in the group chat: … Amazing. In the past, they only knew that the technology department was amazing at writing code. They did not expect them to be so impressive at sucking up.
The publicity department and the public relations department’s cuties suddenly felt that their jobs were under unprecedented threat and that they might lose their jobs at any moment.
Immediately, they sat up straight and rubbed their fists. They started to flatter Huo Chenhuan in a 360-degree manner, wishing they could blow those two chubby little feet to the sky.
By the time Yu Ziyan and the others packed up their things and left, the group chat was already filled with rainbow farts. Some people had even closed their eyes and started praising their newly-made little crown prince for stepping on the seven stars. He was a true god who had descended to the mortal world.
Yu Ziyan and the other two, “…” As expected of you!
However, the most effective shortcut to please their parents was to praise their children.
Huo Chenhuan looked at the screen filled with praises for their little crown prince. The corners of his lips curled up slightly as he turned the screen to Su Yayan again, his brows furrowed.
At first, Su Yayan did not realize what he was going to do. When she saw the rapidly scrolling messages in the group chat and the colorful notification, she immediately understood the cause and effect.
At that moment, she did not know whether to be angry or laugh. “So, you spent money to buy a lot of praise for our baby?”
This prodigal man! He was a money-spreading boss at the drop of a hat. Had he ever considered the money for the baby’s milk powder?
Huo Chenhuan raised his chin and said confidently, “Isn’t what they said true?”
His child with Su Yayan was the best-looking and smartest child in the world! He came from a silly father who wore tinted glasses.
Su Yayan choked. She really could not refute him. In her eyes, no matter how were other people’s children, hers was definitely the best.
“You!” Su Yayan glared at him. “Our baby is born. Have you prepared money for his milk powder?”
Huo Chenhuan laughed. “It’s already prepared. Apart from the money for milk powder, there’s also money for diapers, clothes, and toys. As long as it’s expenditure I can think of, it’s all prepared.”
Only then did Su Yayan give him an appreciative look.