The Most Random System Chapter 295

He already knew what the existence of these clothes was for.

Lin Li felt anger and humiliation for his fellow men!

Some men’s hospitals would launch promotional activities for foreskin cutting, and they were genuine discounts. Although offers like the second one half-price for men’s activities were also good, it still required finding someone to "pair up properly," which is a conditional activity.

But those malicious hospitals would organize events with straightforward, no-conditions discounts.

Normally, dealing with the process of foreskin handling costs a few thousand bucks, but these hospitals claimed it would only need a few hundred.

The trick was not poor quality; in fact, the surgeon’s skills were quite good, subtle and silent in their work. However, once you spent those few hundred, the conspiracy began during the hospital stay recovery period!

The hospital’s nurses would immediately put on these outfits from the wardrobe: stockings, mini-skirts, low-cut tops, and wander energetically around the ward.

Shake left, shake right, sway their butts, and rock their chests.

What object was originally designed for children, but is actually more attractive to adults?

Peaches! Peaches! Damn it, it’s peaches!

How can young people withstand this? This thing is just like a bomb, one more look and it might explode!

But in the past, an explosion would explode, but this is the only time it must not explode!

If it accidentally bursts the stitches.

Sorry, the foreskin cutting costs only 400, but stitching will be 8000!

Do you sew it or not?

Do you pay this money or not?

Do you look at the stockings, mini-skirts, and low-cut tops or not? Thɪs chapter is updatᴇd by NoveI(F)ire.net

Once you’re done stitching, if they continue swinging their hips while making hand-shaken milk tea?

Once you’re done stitching... ...

Their hearts should truly be condemned!

"Bastards! This hospital is truly despicable!" So now, Lin Li’s anger is understandable.

The wrathful, ferocious Lin Li couldn’t help but roar: "Where is your morality? Where is your decency? Where is your address?"

Oh man, it’d be nice if such hospitals also existed in reality.

Lin Li would definitely send Bai Bufan over to get snipped, just so he could go as an accompanying caregiver and freely enjoy.

Considering everything’s already become a wasteland here, Lin Li stopped cursing.

Lin Li looked at the Beauty, asking: "Do you like these clothes?"

The Beauty said nothing but made a heart with her hands, the meaning was obvious.

Adolescent boys are very curious about these clothes, but this stuff is even less appropriate to buy home than a sex toy; it’s truly something only to be admired from afar.

Lin Li quickly picked out a lot, biting a flashlight, he began changing clothes for the Beauty.

But no matter how sexy the clothes, on a tattered zombie, they arouse no desire, only nausea. Lin Li’s current operations purely stemmed from a prankster’s mindset.

Looking at his dressed-up result, Lin Li couldn’t help but want to laugh.

Luckily, the Beauty never poured cold water on him, her thumbs never came down after going up.

Lin Li didn’t forget to put high heels on the Beauty either.

Though the pair of shoes in the corner seemed too small in size.

But it didn’t matter much, relying on excellent sewing skills, Lin Li altered the size of the Beauty’s feet with a fruit knife, now it fit perfectly.

The tale of "Cinderella" truly deceives not.

With this skill, Lin Li felt that if he ever finds himself on a sewing machine, the umbrellas he makes wouldn’t be of bad quality either.

Even after changing clothes, the task wasn’t complete; after all, the little task’s shopping time hadn’t reached an hour. So Lin Li carried the snakeskin bag into the newly discovered hospital room.

"Beauty, tonight I will surely make you sweat like a pig."

"Not because I’m vigorous, but because I broke the air conditioner."

After muttering to himself, Lin Li hugged the Beauty and began doing squats on the bed.

A deep kiss on the Beauty’s forehead... and an intense bed exercise with Beauty (2/4).

After a full half hour, even Lin Li felt exhausted, finally hearing the system’s prompt.

Thirty minutes of squatting, system, you sure are demanding.

Lin Li let out a long sigh of relief.

But at least the little task was indeed completed.

The system, reliably unreliable, gradually became reliable.

What a satisfying intense bed exercise, in reality, others’ vigorous activities are marked by clothes, pants, and condoms scattered around the room. Lin Li’s intense display was similar, with the Beauty’s body fragments scattered all over the hospital room.

After piecing the body back together, Lin Li continued to hold hands and prepared to complete the shopping task.

Leaving the men’s hospital, as the sun’s position in the sky grew higher, the outside world became brighter.

Well, stepping out, three pink zombies charged towards him.

Maintaining basic vigilance, Lin Li held hands with the Beauty and continued shopping.

Glancing at the watch, there were about thirty-five minutes left.

Lin Li continued walking through the ruins of this city.

Excitedly cutting off a zombie’s hand beside him, upon clipping off a bracelet discovering the cross-section inside was all silver, Lin Li felt quite disappointed.

Originally worth tens of thousands, suddenly only worth a few hundred, but even mosquito meat is meat. Lin Li stuffed it into the pocket next to his backpack.

Making money is really tough.

Lin Li walked through a street.

The human voice was particularly clear in the current scene.

Upon hearing a female voice, not from his own mouth, Lin Li’s steps paused.

While searching for cover, Lin Li took off the compound bow he carried.

Looking towards the source of the sound, it was in the building opposite.

Lin Li changed his title to [Lightning Attractor].

Besides himself, behind the second-floor wall, there was also an ’electric source’ present.

"I mean no harm." The voice continued amidst the situation.

"Hello, I can also mean no harm, you are behind that wall on the second floor, right?" Lin Li looked over there and spoke.

Lin Li didn’t harbor any strong will to attack. The other person was in the dark, while he was in the light, yet the other party chose to shout to him first, undoubtedly doing so deliberately to show sincerity.

Otherwise, she could have directly ambushed him.

Mentioning the other’s location in words was a way to ’show strength.’

Upon realization, half a silhouette emerged from the broken wall, indeed, it was still the masked person from their last encounter.

And similar to his prediction, a woman, with a rather pleasant voice, yet not the gentle kind.

Both looked at each other, neither opening their mouth.

"I have a friend whose head is missing, any leads?" Lin Li broke the silence, inquiring.

"...No, don’t think so." Apparently not expecting Lin Li to ask this, the other’s demeanor momentarily stiffened, with a noticeably unnatural voice in denial.

At this moment, a head rolled out from the second-floor wall, landing on the street.

Lin Li glanced at it, then looked up at the masked person, eyes unfaltering.

The masked person, hanging out from the wall, slowly and steadily retracted herself behind it.

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