Author: Filthy MACHINE TRANSLATION
After Gu Ziming left, Tang yuan jumped down and swallowed a steamed dumpling in one gulp.
“Lord Jue, this is pretty good.” It ate another one. One steamed dumpling was more than half his size, but it did not change much after eating two.
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Ling Jue leaned against the sofa and looked at it with curved eyes. She teased, “Tang Yuan, this is called eating for free. You won’t gain any weight after eating it, and you won’t poop, eh?”
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“Who said I don’t poop!” Tang Yuan swallowed three and touched its stomach, which had not changed much. It burped. “I can poop too, okay?”
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A round body jumped on her legs and jumped on her chest. “My poop is the best.”
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“…”
“Lord Jue, why do you look so suspicious?” It pouted and looked at her proudly. “Why don’t I perform in front of you?”
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“I’m not interested in watching a meatball poop.” Ling Jue looked at it in disgust.
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“Lord Jue, my poop is fragrant. According to my memory, tens of thousands of years ago, when we first became the guardians of the Miaojiang, they used our poop to smoke mosquitoes. As long as they smelled the poop of this Lord Emperor Gu, they would die immediately. It’s amazing!”
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Ling Jue thought that if it had hands, it might have put them on its waist. It looked like it was going to destroy it.
Its dark blue eyes looked at her firmly, as if something was brewing.
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“Tang Yuan, if you poop on my chest, I can put you in boiling water to take a bath.” Ling Jue looked at a certain ball on her chest with a gloomy face.
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“If don’t poop, then don’t poop. I’ll go back to your ears.”
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“How dare you!”
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“Hahahaha!” Tang Yuan suddenly laughed wildly and rolled on her flat chest. “Lord Jue, you’re so stupid. You were tricked by Tang Yuan. Haha. Tang Yuan has to eat a lot of things to poop.”
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Ling Jue picked it up and sneered. “Tang Yuan…”
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“Tang Yuan is here…” It wiggled its body and giggled. “Lord Jue, you’re making me itchy. Giggle… Giggle… Let go of Tang Yuan… Giggle…”
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Ling Jue shook its body. After seeing that the little guy was indeed lying to her, she stuffed it into her ear stud and threatened it, “Stay here or I’ll put you in hot water!”
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“Awoo!” Tang Yuan’s hair stood on end. It whimpered in grievance. “If you’re so capable, don’t threaten me with hot water.”
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It was always like this. Hot water could not kill it.
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However, it would make all its hair droop, and it would turn into a hairless Tang Yuan.
It looked so ugly. After being teased by Lord Jue for a long time, it hated hot water.
“As long as it works. Who cares what method you use?” Ling Jue smiled faintly. Then, she stood up and went into the bathroom to wash her hands.
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“Come in and pack the things.” She opened the door and let Qu Mo in. Then, she lay on the bed and read a book.
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Qu Mo planned to leave after she packed her things.
“Don’t tell anyone about this,” said Ling Jue calmly.
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Qu Mo was shocked. She turned her head and glanced at him. He was reading a book and did not even look at her out of the corner of his eye.
“Yes.” She nodded and walked out with the trash.
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Ling Jue was reading a book. The exam was tomorrow.
To be honest, she was not worried at all. She had the body of a Straight-A student. She could never forget these things, not to mention Tang Yuan.
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This little guy had eaten a lot of things recently, so it was naturally useful.