As he walked into the Vyashtha Inn, he was greeted by an old lady at the front desk with a smile that said, "Welcome to the pleasure palace!" She handed him the key to his room, and Kevin couldn't wait to unlock all the "extras" this inn had to offer.
The hallway was dimly lit, like the entrance to a vampire's lair. But hey, no judgment here! He'd heard the nights in here could get pretty wild, and he was more than ready to join the party.
As Kevin entered his room, he felt a wave of exhaustion hit him like a ton of bricks. But he didn't let that dampen his spirits. He was like a kid in a candy store, surrounded by misty mountains outside and mistresses inside. What a combo!
Looking out the window, he saw the looming mountains shrouded in mist–the beginning of his grand adventure. But that could wait; tonight, he wanted to enjoy some good old-fashioned cultivation of a different kind!
As he checked out the inn's menu, he couldn't believe the options! It was like a buffet of women from nearby villages who'd decided to moonlight as, well, professional cultivators in the bedroom.
"What the heck? Did they recruit the entire village? Do they have a 'cultivator happy hour' deal or something?" he pondered, mentally separating the regular women from the cultivator pros.
With a grin, he browsed through the offerings. There were so many choices. He felt like a kid at a candy store with a limitless allowance. He wanted to try 'em all! Who cares about cultivation levels? Tonight, it was all about leveling up his "confidence" before facing the monsters in the mountains!
So, armed with 12,000 units and a newfound enthusiasm for his vacation from adventuring, Kevin was ready to paint Misty mountains red, both inside and out. This was one hell of a detour on his quest, but hey, you only live once, right? And tonight, he was definitely living it up!
Once Kevin dove into the vast sea of potential partners, he had to do some serious filtering. He swiped left on all the "normal" ones, which brought the list down from a whopping 6000 to a more manageable 734 cultivators. "Phew, that's still a lot to choose from!" Kevin said, rubbing his temples like a man trying to decide between pizza toppings.
With excitement and a hint of mischief, Kevin began scrolling through their profiles, looking for someone with some serious power. He was not interested in beginners; he needed someone with enough oomph to harvest quality yin qi. After all, he wasn't about to settle for some weak cultivator like himself.
"Let's aim higher!" Kevin declared, deciding to skip the lower levels and aim straight for the top 300. These women were no mere novices; they had unlocked all their meridians and were already planning their next stage – talk about ambitious multitaskers!
One by one, Kevin browsed through their profiles with utmost care, reading all the details like a detective searching for clues. Each potential partner had their strengths, but he had to be mindful of his budget; dating powerful cultivators didn't come cheap, and he wasn't exactly rolling in gold coins.
And then, like a hidden gem waiting to be discovered, he stumbled upon a woman who gave him quite the surprise. She was older than the rest, a ripe 42 years of age, but age was just a number in the realm of cultivation, right? What caught Kevin's attention was her incredibly affordable price tag. "Why is she a bargain deal, and why aren't people lining up for her?" he wondered out loud, scratching his head in confusion.
He gazed at her picture, intrigued by her striking features. Red hair that seemed to be on fire, eyes like fiery rubies, and cheekbones sharp enough to cut through ignorance. "She's got that mature and sexy thing going on!" he said, as if he'd just discovered some rare treasure.
Intrigued by this enigmatic woman, Kevin wondered if there was more to her than met the eye. "Maybe she's hiding some secret ancient technique or an unbeatable recipe for herbal tea!" he mused, letting his imagination run wild with possibilities.
Who knew that amidst the quest for powerful cultivators, Kevin would find himself drawn to someone with a mysterious allure? Now, he had a choice to make – continue browsing or take a leap of faith with the fiery-haired enchantress. Life in the cultivation dating scene was certainly full of surprises!
Ah, the stars aligned, and Kevin couldn't resist the allure of the fiery-haired enchantress any longer. With determination in his eyes, he clicked the "Book Now" button without a second thought. "I choose you!" he proclaimed, feeling a sense of excitement and curiosity about what adventures lay ahead.
The transaction went through smoothly, and as the digital coins left his account, Kevin knew he had made the right decision. "Saved myself two thousand units? Time for some celebration and maybe a little indulgence!" he said with a mischievous grin, already imagining a night of good food and wild fun.
Evanderia Loreli, the enchanting beauty, came with a price tag of 10,000 units for one night, and Kevin happily paid up. He even had an extra 2,000 units to spare for some fun tomorrow.
With the booking settled, Kevin couldn't help but check his stats while waiting for the red-haired beauty to arrive in his room.
[Status
Name :- Kevin Morison
Post: Store Owner
Store Level: Street Shop
Realm: None
STG : 13
AGL : 9
DIX : 10
STM : 9
CHM : 11
INT : 7
Attribute points : 0
Cultivation technique : Essence Harmonization Lv 1 (0.056%)(Divine)
Skills : Soldier blade Lv 2 (67%)]
Kevin's status had seen some significant improvements, and to top it off, he had acquired a skill called the "Soldier Blade," which he managed to advance to level 2. This badass technique was no ordinary martial move; it was so exclusive that normal folks couldn't even dream of buying it with their money. It was like getting your hands on the latest gaming console that's sold out everywhere!
The Soldier Blade was a perfect fit for a beginner cultivator like Kevin. It taught him how to wield a weapon with his newfound strength and how to unleash its power efficiently. It was like getting a crash course in weapon mastery, and Kevin was thrilled to have this powerful skill under his belt.
Not only that, but if he mastered it to a high level, it could rival the fighting techniques of high-ranking cultivators. Talk about a game-changer! Kevin's excitement knew no bounds; he felt like a kid who had just discovered a secret stash of candies.
With the Soldier Blade in his arsenal, Kevin no longer had to fret about finding another technique for a while. Sure, he could buy more skills if he wanted, but those fighting techniques didn't come cheap. Besides, he wasn't eager to splurge his hard-earned money on unnecessary things that wouldn't bring him true happiness.
*knock Knock*
In no time, a sudden knock on Kevin's door took him by surprise. "Wow, she got here so quickly! Is she waiting right outside the inn?" Kevin mumbled to himself, a mix of excitement and curiosity bubbling up inside him.