287: Chapter 286: Can You Break Stones with Your Chest?
287: Chapter 286: Can You Break Stones with Your Chest?
“I knew it, brother-in-law must have known I love playing with COSPLAY, so he had someone make it especially!” Wang Dadong hadn’t even begun to speak when his sister-in-law excitedly interjected.
“Brother-in-law, you are so good to me, thank you.” After saying that, she hugged the shield and scurried into the house.
Wang Dadong looked up to see Soya standing above on the villa, who also looked bewildered at him.
When he got home, Wang Dadong quickly made breakfast, hoping to find a chance to sneak the shield back, but the sister-in-law held onto the shield the entire time.
She wouldn’t even set it down to eat or go to the bathroom, as if she feared someone would steal it.
Even Lin Shiyan was getting a little fed up, frowning and saying, “Shishi, why are you acting like a boy, carrying around a broken pot lid.”
The sister-in-law pouted immediately, “It’s called a shield, not a pot lid!”
“Alright, shield then.
But can you eat first?” Lin Shiyan said exasperatedly.
“Yeah, Shishi, why don’t you set it aside for now?
There’s no one else at home, no one’s going to steal it,” Wang Dadong also chimed in, not understanding why the girl was so fascinated by a piece of metal.
However, no matter what, the sister-in-law insisted on holding the shield, which really frustrated Wang Dadong.
He couldn’t believe she would sleep holding it too.
After finishing the meal, Lin Shiyan went to work.
“Wife, could you help me call in sick?” Wang Dadong hesitantly asked.
“Didn’t you just take a day off yesterday?” the Female CEO frowned.
After all, she wasn’t the CEO at Jinding, where they gave her face and repeatedly tolerated Wang Dadong’s lax attitude.
But such instances had happened often enough that it might have annoyed the other party.
It seemed Zeng Xiaozhang already harbored ill will towards Wang Dadong and was eager to drive him out immediately.
And it was the kind of behavior that could easily spark gossip.
“You know, boss, there are always those few uncomfortable days each month, you know what I mean.”
“Fine,” the Female CEO said with a disgusted expression.
This guy really couldn’t say anything pleasant.
Taking a sick day without a plausible reason, and talking about being uncomfortable for a few days each month, do you even have that function?
The Female CEO went to work, but Lin Shir, the little witch, still lingered at home unwilling to leave.
“So, Shishi, don’t you have school?”
“Nasty brother-in-law, do you dislike me that much?
I already told you, I’m on summer vacation,” the sister-in-law said, pouting discontentedly.
“No, not really, I just don’t want you to be late for school.
I really don’t want to be called to school again,” Wang Dadong awkwardly explained, swallowing his saliva.
This was bad, he had wanted to settle Soya’s issue while they were not around, but now he couldn’t.
The sister-in-law turned her head towards Wang Dadong with a mischievous smile, “Brother-in-law, you’re actually thankful to me, aren’t you?”
“Not at all…” Wang Dadong’s face twitched, recalling what had happened at Teacher Hu’s house.
Well, he did miss Teacher Hu a bit.
Actually, Wang Dadong missed someone else even more.
That was the beautiful principal of Jiangdu University.
At this moment, Wang Dadong even hoped that next time his sister-in-law made a huge mistake—preferably one that would make him meet the principal directly.
The sister-in-law seemed to really like the shield and held it, grinning from ear to ear.
Wang Dadong came up with an idea, “So, Shishi, you must really like knives and swords, right?”
Lin Shir nodded, “Yeah, I’ve loved kung fu since I was little, but no one has taught me.”
“How about I find you a teacher?” Wang Dadong tentatively asked.
“No, the martial arts teachers these days are all big frauds; they don’t know martial arts at all,” Lin Shir vigorously shook her head.
Before she had met Wang Dadong, she had hired many martial arts teachers, and without exception, they only knew how to show off and were nowhere near as good as Wang Dadong.
Wang Dadong chuckled, “Shishi, don’t worry, the teacher I’m getting for you is absolutely incredible.”
After saying that, he walked to the window and called Soya in.
When Lin Shir saw Soya in her steel armor and the sword she was holding, her eyes instantly lit up.
This was way too cool.
“Shishi, your teacher isn’t just for show, she’s really capable,” seeing Lin Shir’s interest, Wang Dadong said with a smile.
How capable is she?” At that moment, Lin Shir couldn’t help but touch Soya all over as she spoke.
“For that, we need to go outside.”
Soon, Wang Dadong took Soya and Lin Shir outside.
Wang Dadong first had Soya perform a swordsmanship routine, which immediately made Lin Shir’s eyes sparkle.
After the swordsmanship, Wang Dadong fetched a brick.
“These are just fancy moves, they don’t show the real skill.
Now, let me show you something even more impressive,” Wang Dadong said, flipping the brick in his hand.
“Wow, is sister going to perform a hand-chop brick-breaking?” Lin Shir was thrilled.
Wang Dadong gave a mysterious smile and handed the brick to Soya.
Soya held the brick at both ends and gently broke it apart, a feat far more challenging than hand-chopping it.
Then she squeezed her palm, and the brick was crushed into powder.
Soya then performed more martial arts, hard qigong, and even inscribed characters on a brick with her fingernails.
“Shishi, is there anything else you want your master to perform?” Wang Dadong asked, looking at Lin Shir who was already stunned.
Lin Shir tilted her head to think for a moment, then, with wide sparkling eyes, she looked at Soya and asked, “Master sister, can you break a rock with your chest?”
Sister, can you break a rock with your chest?
That adorable expression could practically melt anyone.
But damn, that’s one heck of a question you’ve asked, breaking a rock with your chest?
After all the punching and sword dancing, the thing you want to see is breaking a rock with your chest!
Wang Dadong didn’t even know how to comment on this bizarre request from his niece; her taste was indeed too freaking unique.
Could it be she really could do it, and you still want to learn it?
Men breaking rocks with their chest is understandable, but for a soft girl like you wanting to break rocks with your chest, what on earth is going on in your mind?
Soya looked at Wang Dadong, puzzled, unable to understand what Lin Shir was saying.
it means placing a rock on oneself and then smashing it,” Wang Dadong explained.
No sooner had he finished speaking than Soya suddenly picked up a brick from the ground, placed it against her chest, and with her other hand balled into a fist, she fiercely struck the brick.