320: Chapter 319 Buying a Computer 320: Chapter 319 Buying a Computer Having said that, Wang Dadong looked at the Female CEO with an excited face.
Although being a security guard wasn’t bad, how could it compare to being a personal bodyguard?
It would sound much more high-end and classy when talking about it afterward.
The Female CEO glanced at Wang Dadong disdainfully, “With those skinny arms and legs of yours, you want to be a full-time bodyguard?
You just want to get close to me, don’t you?”
Wang Dadong’s smile stiffened, damn, the Female CEO was too smart; she had seen right through him.
“Cough, cough, Boss, just think about it.
If I became your full-time bodyguard, I would follow you wherever you go, offer round-the-clock protection, cook for you, massage your legs, and if you don’t mind, I could even be your safe haven at night.
For just one salary, you get a driver, bodyguard, nanny, plumber, electrician, carpenter…
it’s a really good deal.”
“Becoming my full-time bodyguard isn’t impossible, but it depends on your performance,” the Female CEO’s expression softened.
This guy wasn’t bad, although a bit untidy, sleazy, and a little bit decadent…
If only he were the man behind the mask.
You don’t know my kung fu?” He said with a mischievous smile.
“By the way, last time you helped me massage my neck, could you do it again?” the Female CEO suddenly asked.
Wang Dadong was taken aback, “Boss, you’re not afraid it will hurt?”
He remembered very well that after the last massage, the Female CEO almost wanted to kill him.
“I am, but it did feel very comfortable afterward,” the Female CEO’s gaze was a bit complicated.
She craved the relaxation after the massage but dreaded the unbearable pain during it.
“Hehe, isn’t that right?
It’s like a woman’s first time…” Wang Dadong suddenly felt he was being too direct, so he changed his wording, “Even though it’s very painful at the time, it feels good afterward.”
The Female CEO immediately felt a wave of exasperation.
This guy really couldn’t say anything decent, could he?
If you’re going to make a comparison, does it need to be so sleazy?
But his analogy was quite vivid indeed.
Am I right?” Wang Dadong winked at the Female CEO.
I wouldn’t know, I’ve never tried it,” the Female CEO rolled her eyes.
The guy suddenly looked coy, “Well, Boss, actually, that’s even more comfortable than a massage.
How about we give it a try?”
“Don’t even think about it!” the Female CEO rejected without hesitation.
“Boss, don’t be so cruel.
After all, I am your husband,” he said with a sad look.
“Wang, can you stop being so disgusting?
Don’t forget, in Huaxia Country, we have no marital relationship.
If you dare to do anything improper to me, just wait to be locked up.”
Wang Dadong was instantly frustrated.
Although he knew that even if he really did something to the Female CEO, she might not call the police, he would never force her.
Such things were only wonderful when both parties were willing.
Of course, the main thing was, as long as he had the chance, he could go see Sister Yuemei, or else spending every day with three beautiful women would definitely lead to an explosion of his blood vessels.
Mmm, it had been a while since he’d been to Sister Yuemei’s, why not tomorrow night?
“You beast, what are you thinking about that’s making you grin so lewdly?” His lecherous smile had the Female CEO frowning nonstop, quickly checking to see if there was anything amiss about her appearance.
Perhaps this rascal was thinking of something not suitable for children again.
“Ah, my dear wife, you know, men have needs, and although I can’t act on them, it’s okay to think about it, right?”
Seeing Wang Dadong looking so dejected, the Female CEO felt a sudden softness in her heart; the beast had been living there for several months, and it had indeed been hard on him.
She then said, “I’ll buy you a computer tomorrow.”
Wang Dadong’s eyes lit up instantly, “My dear wife, you’re going to buy me a computer?
Wow, you’re simply the best, my dear wife.”
Tsk, tsk, computers are great things indeed.
It seemed his nights would no longer be lonely.
“Cough, cough, but don’t think nonsense, just chat online, and maybe meet up with some friends once in a while.”
“You beast, why are you grinning so sleazily?
I was thinking of getting you a computer because I’m worried you’ll be bored at night, to help you learn something.
In case you really become my full-time bodyguard, it’d be embarrassing if you didn’t even know how to use a computer.”
“Don’t worry, my dear wife, I’ll work hard to learn and make sure you’re satisfied,” he said, confidently thumping his chest.
Wang Dadong, looking eager to learn, nodded to the Female CEO’s satisfaction.
As long as this guy was willing to study, he would surely improve.