Lin Shuang insisted, "Anyway, it’s all just for decoration!"
Why is he discussing the purpose of urinals in men’s toilets with a cute idol?
Stop it already! Change the topic!
Otherwise, let’s talk about cute underwear and lingerie instead...
Comparably, this topic feels much more normal!
Yu Zhishui nodded her head, "So boys and girls use the toilet the same way, huh."
While speaking, the silly idol’s gaze quietly shifted towards a certain unmentionable area on Lin Shuang.
Well, actually, it was not "quietly" at all - she blatantly looked over!
Lin Shuang was so scared that he immediately covered himself with both hands.
Does this silly idol understand or not?
Or is it like they say, "The most cunning hunter often appears in the form of its prey!"
Lin Shuang sighed, "What do you want?"
Yu Zhishui blinked her wise-looking eyes, "I’m just a bit curious..."
This silly idol wore a "let me have a look" expression!
Lin Shuang felt like grabbing his pants and running away.
Yu Zhishui’s wise eyes kept rolling, "We’re friends already..."
Since we’re already friends, just let me have a look!
"We’ve just met, after all!"
That’s not appropriate!
Lin Shuang stiffened his face, "You shouldn’t be doing this with someone you just met."
Yu Zhishui seemed to be startled by Lin Shuang’s serious expression, and in a flurry bowed to him.
"Sorry... is this not okay? Sorry... I don’t have much experience with making friends."
The silly idol’s tone was pitiful, and she secretly observed Lin Shuang’s expression.
"There’s no need to apologize like that."
Lin Shuang quickly helped her up, "Well... making friends definitely needs a gradual process—ah, you understand the idioms I’m using, right?"
"I understand! I’m not a dummy!"
What! You’re not actually a dummy?
The silly idol bit her lip, looking at him.
"...but after all, Lin Shuang is special."
"What’s so special about me? I was just passing by, followed by you, and then dragged into the room..."
Yu Zhishui patted her chest, "I definitely wouldn’t do this to ordinary people! Lin Shuang, you’re already a friend I approve of~"
Lin Shuang spread his hands, "So should I celebrate this rare honor?"
Yu Zhishui leaned in closer, winking and smirking at him, "Am I not cute! Doesn’t becoming friends with me deserve a celebration!"
There goes the flashing again!
That being said, this pink lace... is indeed quite cute.
And this silly idol truly is very cute.
Absolutely glittering all over, sparkling.
Oh no, Lin Shuang felt like he was about to be captivated and become her fan.
That’s the charm of this silly idol...
Lin Shuang smiled and reached out his hand to flick her forehead.
Yu Zhishui covered her forehead and hopped around, "Ouch! That really hurts!"
"Alright... I’ll reluctantly be your friend, shall we talk about planning the song now?"
"Uh, talking about planning the song now makes it seem like I befriended you just for that..."
"Well, you did come for the song, didn’t you!"
Yu Zhishui held up a finger and waggled it, "Right now, becoming friends with you, Lin Shuang, is more important! So let’s enhance our friendship first~"
Lin Shuang crossed his arms, "How do you want to enhance it?"
"Like, eating more of my snacks. I’ve hoarded lots of tasty-looking snacks, but sadly I can’t eat them and can only watch you eat."
Yu Zhishui touched her cheek, pondering how to entertain her new friend, "Or you could check out some of my cute undies and bras! I just bought them on a recent shopping trip to Huai City with my sister~"
This silly idol then lifted a pair of white panties with lace and gestured with them on herself, "Hmm~ usually only I get to see these cute little clothes, but now I can share them with you, Lin Shuang!"
Didn’t even know what expression to make.
He waved his hands, "No, no, no!"
Yu Zhishui stomped her little foot in dissatisfaction, "Why not?! They are really cute, don’t you want to see?"
Lin Shuang...actually kind of wanted to see.
A super popular idol with countless fans, showing him cute underwear and panties...
Just thinking about it felt super exciting!!!
"...Although I don’t know how to explain this to you, girls generally shouldn’t show their panties and underwear to boys!"
No one could be more of a gentleman than him, huh! He deserved a certificate immediately!
"But we’re already friends?"
"Even if we’re friends, it’s not allowed!"
Yu Zhishui looked curious, "Lin Shuang said, ’generally not allowed,’ so that means there are some situations where it’s allowed~ So what situations are those~"
Lin Shuang felt so exhausted.
"It’s only acceptable between boyfriends and girlfriends!"
"Boyfriends and girlfriends..."
Yu Zhishui’s eyes brightened, "Oh~ Is that like the relationship in TV dramas where they’d hug and kiss each other?"
Lin Shuang held his forehead and sighed, "You do understand that relationship all too well!"
He was first-time grateful for idol dramas...
"So when can you and I become boyfriend and girlfriend."
Yu Zhishui’s eyes, clear and innocent, stared unblinkingly at Lin Shuang as she said this...
It really made Lin Shuang’s heart race.
That’s totally cheating!
This silly idol, pure as a blank sheet of paper.
It made Lin Shuang... want to paint his colors fiercely on this blank paper!
He shook his head vigorously, not continuing the conversation, and turned his gaze towards the pile of underwear, panties, and tights.
"...If you really insist on sharing, then wear these stockings for me."
That was a weird line, but it turned out to be the relatively safer choice!
Yu Zhishui perked up, "Lin Shuang wants to see?"
Lin Shuang corrected her, "It’s not that I want to see; it’s you who want to show me!"
"You really want to see too! Hmm, if not underwear and panties, stockings are okay then."
"After all, stockings are worn on the outside."
Yu Zhishui sat on the edge of the bed, picking up a pair of over-knee white stockings with cat ears, and another pair of over-knee black stockings with bows.
"Which one do you want to see, Lin Shuang~"
Ahh, Lin Shuang was genuinely about to be captivated by this silly idol.
Why does every sentence she says make his heart race!
He’s been through so many girls’ special training.
He’s not normally so easily swayed!
Lin Shuang’s Adam’s apple bobbed, "Silly, one of each side, then you can wear both for me to see."