"Director Ren Hongyu? Of course, I’ve heard of her, we’ve seen her work together at the cinema."
As he spoke, Master Lin was skillfully grilling meat, while Su Wan held her cheeks in her hands, waiting to be fed.
"It’s good that you’ve heard of her, eat this piece of meat first, then I’ll continue with the story."
Wanwan faced Lin Shuang and went "ahh ahh," opening her mouth wide, "Master Lin, time to serve the dish!"
"Alright! Watch closely, dear customer!"
Lin Shuang wrapped the freshly grilled beef, sizzling with fat, in the Lin family’s secret barbecue sauce, added garlic cloves and green peppers, and then rolled it up in a lettuce leaf, feeding it into Su Wan’s mouth.
One can only imagine how delicious that bite was!
With one bite, Wanwan truly squinted her eyes in satisfaction.
She patted his shoulder with a smile, "Just for this grilling skill, Momma’s gonna let you flirt with other girls outside."
"So, should I thank your majesty for the grace?"
Lin Shuang, having received the flirting permit, eagerly wiped the oil from the corner of Wanwan’s mouth.
Seeing Lin Shuang’s overjoyed expression, Su Wan’s patting hand on his shoulder turned into a grip, tightening slightly.
"So, tell me, Lin Dasha, exactly how many girls have you flirted with outside?"
Lin Shuang exaggeratedly grimaced in pain from the grip, "How about we continue talking about Director Ren Hongyu?"
Su Wan applied more pressure, "Does Momma’s grip really hurt that much?"
"Nine Yin White Bone Claw!"
"Hmm? Are you saying I’m Mei Chaofeng?"
Lin Shuang extended his hands and mimicked the clawing gesture, "Goddess Zhou Zhiruo knows this move too!"
"Gao Yuanyuan is indeed beautiful~"
"With you, Wanwan, it’s a close fifty-fifty!"
Su Wan’s mouth kept curling upwards uncontrollably, "Lin Dasha’s desire to survive is strong indeed!"
She then pulled aside the fabric on his shoulder to check the bite marks she left.
"Does it still hurt?"
Lin Shuang proudly shrugged his shoulder as if showing off a badge, "How could it hurt! Hits are love, scolds are affection, this is all Wanwan’s love for me!"
Su Wan pushed him away with a disgusted look, "Alright, I’ve already said my anger has subsided."
She gently felt the bite marks with her finger, "I suppose Lin Dasha can understand if I get a little jealous once in a while?"
Lin Shuang had already rolled up another piece of the Lin family’s secret barbecue meat, smiling as he said, "Not being jealous would be strange!"
"Humph, you know what kind of person Momma is, Lin Dasha."
Su Wan opened her mouth to receive the roll of grilled meat and swallowed it down with "nom nom" sounds.
"Mmm... When Momma gets jealous, you just need to coax me a little."
From childhood, Wanwan indeed had always been very easy to placate.
In fact, many times, before Lin Shuang had the chance to placate her, she had already cheered herself up.
What can one do, after all, she is his dearest childhood sweetheart.
Lin Shuang stretched out his hand to tuck away the strands of hair biting into the corner of her mouth, "Wanwan is the best."
"Humph, having such a beautiful childhood sweetheart, you, Lin Dasha..."
Lin Shuang quickly interjected, "It’s because I saved the galaxy in my past life!"
Su Wan nodded, satisfied, "As long as you know~ So tell me, Lin Dasha, exactly how many girls have you flirted with outside?"
This childhood sweetheart looked truly curious!
Now that a plate of jealousy has been consumed, Wanwan has reverted to her old ways, crowding by Lin Shuang’s side, demanding to see the love letters other girls have sent him.
Lin Shuang couldn’t help but feel both amused and helpless, "Director Ren Hongyu..."
Su Wan slapped his thigh hard, "Talk about that later! Don’t think about escaping, Lin Dasha!"
Seeing that he couldn’t sidestep this topic, Lin Shuang braced himself and began to count.
Su Wan counted on her fingers, "Myself, the little maid you keep at home, plus the bad woman you traveled with on your business trip? Only three? What about your little apprentice?"
Wanwan is even standing up for little Ling Meng!
Lin Shuang couldn’t help but retort, "Wanwan, aren’t you being too harsh on yourself!"
Why is she hurryingly increasing his number?
"Let me state this again, I’m just your childhood sweetheart, okay? I’m the one who’s been wronged by them!"
"...So they are the victims, and you’re just a greenhorn?"
Su Wan patted her chest proudly, "Exactly! Thinking this way makes me even more excited!"
As long as she firmly sticks to her role as the childhood sweetheart, she can feel less jealous!
She twirled a strand of her hair around her finger, "Speaking of greenhorns, should I dye my hair?"
Lin Shuang raised his voice, "Absolutely not! Black, long, and straight is the eternal divinity!"
"Alright, alright—if your apprentice is into cosplay, she must have a lot of wigs, right? Lend me some to play with!"
"...You can’t wait to have Little Ling Meng join my luxurious lunch, just for her wigs, huh?"
"Mainly because she’s really cute, like a little foreign doll. Last time I went shopping with her, I really wanted to buy the entire cosplay costume shop for her!"
Lin Shuang nodded in agreement, "Lingmeng... is indeed very cute."
He gets to appreciate her adorable selfies every day!
Su Wan munched on another grilled shrimp Lin Shuang fed her, "Mmm, as long as I put myself in the greenhorn’s shoes, everything seems great! Hurry up and have your cute little apprentice join the luxurious lunch! I’m ready to outshine her!"
"...So in the end, you still just want to outdo my pitiful little apprentice, don’t you!"
Little Ling Meng is already pitiful enough, bearing the bullying of Boss Lin and Master Lin every day, plus the unwritten rules, and now even the boss’s wife wants to overshadow her?
Lin Shuang was almost ready to speak up for Little Ling Meng! Let go of that poor apprentice and let me handle it!
Then Su Wan slapped his thigh harder, "Whack!" even louder.
"It’s basically making you, Lin Dasha, the lucky one!"
Huh? Right, that does seem to be the case.
So Master Lin eagerly continued grilling.
"...Well, about me and Little Ling Meng, we should still just have a pure master-appellant relationship right?"
Su Wan glanced at the sizzling grilled meat with disdain and then at him, "Haven’t done anything... impure?"
Just a few foot squeezes, that shouldn’t count as impure, right?
Master Lin shook his head vigorously, denying it, "Not at all! We’re very innocent!"
"Hmph, the way your little apprentice looks at you, it’s definitely not innocent."
Master Lin picked up a piece of grilled meat, "What kind of look? Like how you’re looking at this piece of grilled meat?"
"Something like that~"
Su Wan bit into the grilled meat, "Mmm, so then, one two three four, besides the little apprentice, are there any others? Lin Dasha? Who is the fifth? Give it some thought!"
"...One two three four five? Are you trying to hunt down tigers on a mountain?"
Where is there a fifth? Should Yu Zhishui, that idiot idol, also be counted?
This is bad! Wanwan has begun to sprint down the path of outshining others!
She looks determined to pack up all the pretty girls and add them to Lin Shuang’s luxurious lunch!
All the heroes of the world ensnare themselves in my network!