42: Chapter 42: Only Plays Yasuo, Feeds if Not Given 42: Chapter 42: Only Plays Yasuo, Feeds if Not Given “System Lady should really give him a fighter jet first next time, then talk about mastering it.”
Lin Shuang curled his lips and started the game.
Actually, he’s somewhat interested in fighter jets too.
Which boy doesn’t like them!
But System Lady really shows no sincerity.
No choice, guess it’s time to aim to be the world’s number one Yasuo.
Just as he entered the game, Lin Shuang was dragged into a room by “Summer Worm Can’t Talk About Ice.”
The game’s voice chat connected automatically, Xia Yubing’s seductive voice came through, “I thought you weren’t coming~”
If Lin Shuang hadn’t been tricked by her several times before, he might have really fallen for those pitiful words.
Boys really need to download anti-scam software!
Lin Shuang asked her, “How come you’re so fast?”
“Mm-hmm~ I opened the room early and waited for you~”
Through the internet, Lin Shuang felt like he could see this young lady, wriggling restlessly in her chair.
He hurriedly covered his headset, looked around guiltily, then went over and locked the door.
Can’t let the little maid catch me!
No, Lin Shuang was actually worried that the little maid might pick up something bad from hearing this.
He was thinking for her!
Truly an outstanding master.
Lin Shuang spoke righteously, “Be clear!
Talking about opening a game room as if it’s something else.”
“I was talking about the game room, where did your mind go, Lin Shuang?
Clicking start game, Xia Yubing spoke again, “But if it’s Lin Shuang, it’s okay, you know?”
It seemed young lady brought the microphone close to her lips to speak; Lin Shuang could even hear the friction between her lips and teeth.
And the sound of liquid inside her mouth, wet and squishy.
It was like she was right beside Lin Shuang’s ear, whispering secrets, cheek to cheek.
But Lin Shuang could still just about manage.
He had spent the afternoon holding the little maid’s sweet, soft hand.
He now had a layer of Pure Love Buff!
Nothing a little temptress does could stop him from attaining the true path now!
Unbeatable Pure Love Warrior!
Unless the little temptress ups her game.
Lin Shuang changed the subject, chatting with her, “Back already?
“I told you it’s not a blind date anymore, I don’t have to go on blind dates now?
Even my mother agrees.”
Why no more blind dates?
Lin Shuang suddenly had a moment of inspiration, feeling that something was fishy!
Couldn’t be related to him, could it?
He dared not continue on this topic, leaving her hanging.
After half a minute, they both entered ranked.
The game was indeed a bit cooler than its peak days, back then it was instant queue no matter the time.
Those who played games back then, so many years have passed, they’ve graduated from school, become corporate drones, no time to play anymore…
Lin Shuang chose mid and bot lane, got filled to bot lane, and Xia Yubing was his support.
No worries, Yasuo can be played on bot lane too!
Forget bot lane, jungle Yasuo, support Yasuo, all work!
Anyway, he just wants to play Yasuo, he is the world’s number one Yasuo!
Only play Yasuo, if not given, just feed!
Xia Yubing’s voice arose in his headset again, “Lin Shuang, why are you ignoring me, I’m feeling lonely.”
“I’m focused on playing the game with you, just watch my moves and that’s it.”
Choose Yasuo, confirm!
Xia Yubing complained, “Why did you choose Yasuo?
I was planning to play Yasuo to support you.”
Well, thank you for that.
Good thing I picked first.
Just picked Yasuo and teammates are already going piano on me.
This round is a loss for sure.”
“I’ll leave the win to you, I’m heading home.”
Lin Shuang hadn’t played in a long time and Xia Yubing hadn’t ranked either.
Guess the players matched are all real gold and silver, disliking Yasuo is normal.
Each rank has its preferences; gold and silver love the Sword Saint and the stone man, and hate Yasuo the most.
Lin Shuang hadn’t even typed a rebuttal yet when Xia Yubing typed first.
“My husband is carrying me, and with King-level Yasuo, it’s a guaranteed win.”
Teammates immediately fell silent.
When climbing ranks, encountering little substitutes and duo players, everyone’s super stable.
Everyone’s a bona fide slave to points, reporting aggressively if on the opposing team, and almost calling daddy if on theirs.
Lin Shuang pursed his lips but didn’t rebuke Xia Yubing’s “husband” title.
May as well pacify the teammates first.
He, however, took issue with another part of the statement.
“What King-level Yasuo, I’m the world’s number one Yasuo!” Lin Shuang said, laughing as he turned on his mic.
“Well then I’ll be watching hubby’s performance~”
Xia Yubing was really into calling him husband, in such a coy manner.
Lin Shuang found himself a bit energized too.
But the fragrance of the little maid still lingered on his hand.
He replied earnestly, “Don’t call me that, Xia classmate, focus on the game.”
“Okay, hubby.” This young lady naturally wouldn’t listen to him.
“Hubby, what support should I play for you?
“I’ll pick a healer to support you then, hubby.”
Xia Yubing’s ‘dear hubby’ was addictive, she said it so naturally.
Lin Shuang felt somewhat helpless.
After picking heroes, while waiting for the game to load, teammates started howling.
“The enemy’s bottom lane is a big streamer!”
“It’s over, our points are gone, how about we surrender at three minutes, anyone want to do a quick drop?”
I won’t drop; I want to be on TV.”
A big streamer in gold and silver levels?
These days, professional players and high-skill streamers aren’t that popular.
The biggest crowd-pullers are those making explosive plays, even in gold and silver ranks.
Lin Shuang definitely had to take legal action!
How dare they bully my gold and silver brothers?
Teammates were already pressuring, “Sis, can your hubby do it, can he beat the big streamer on the other side?”
“The opponent is a retired professional player, sis might get crushed!”
Xia Yubing cheekily asked him over the headset, “Hubby, you won’t cry, will you?
It’s okay, I won’t mind.”
“I’ve told you I’m the world’s number one Yasuo, this round is in the bag, just watch my play.”
Before the minions spawned, standing by default to guard the jungle, Lin Shuang flipped to the enemy streamer’s channel for a peek.
The viewer count was really high, screens full of comments flew by urging the streamer to crush the noobs, while the streamer cackled bizarrely.
“Watch closely, folks, this round we’re curing the opposite Yasuo of his internet addiction, playing such a high-difficulty champ in gold and silver?”
How many rounds you matching?”
Lin Shuang took a closer look, bad news, the enemy bot lane was lying in wait in the bushes.
But too late, Xia Yubing’s controlled nurse had adorably walked over to the edge of the bush.
The explorer and the robot hiding in the brush were all set.
Sure enough, a second later, Xia Yubing’s voice came through Lin Shuang’s headset.