Chapter 94
Snake Report: Time out
Listen, I'm calling a quick time out.
You can throw a hand down on the record to make a cool-skip noise as we pause here.
Hell, if you want I wouldn't even mind rolling the pre-made audio clip of: "Hey! You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation-"
Hiss...
Honestly I don't even know how to follow that up.
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I mean, I know where to start- it's just... look, I guess I'll admit up front: I'm not particularly proud of my actions.
To push that one further, I really didn't mean it to turn out like this.
Really, I just sort of panicked, and did the only thing Human-mind could think of.
I spent the points.
[Spirit Attendant] - Bonded Spirit of the Earth, a tool for its master. Known to accompany Divine Beasts of Legend.
[8,000 Points] - Purchased!
[Spirit Attendant] – Activated
"YOU DARE PLACE YOUR HANDS UPON THIS DIVINE FLESH, ELF? BOW TO THE GOD OF THIS FOREST!"
Hiss...
If you're wondering, that was me.
Well me, as in my [Spirit Attendant]
Y'know.
Just digging my very own tiny snake grave.