101: Chapter 101: The World Upside Down 101: Chapter 101: The World Upside Down “Bro, where’s mine?” Zhang Xiaoyuan pouted, clearly dissatisfied.
Zhang Fan slapped his forehead and swiftly pulled Zhang Xiaoyuan downstairs, “Let’s switch places.”
Zhang Fan efficiently inserted the SIM card into the new phone and took Zhang Xiaoyuan to the cellphone store across the street.
Zhang Xiaoyuan happily picked a pink phone and contentedly followed behind Zhang Fan, slowly walking home.
Zhang Fan habitually opened the school’s forum and was immediately shocked by the screen filled with ‘Zhang Fan.’
Holy cow, have these school people lost their minds?
However, when Zhang Fan saw the upperclassman begging for photos, he sneakily smiled, wrapped his arm around Zhang Xiaoyuan, took a photo, and then found an extremely ugly picture online to photoshop his head onto.
“Thanks for the affection, dear seniors.
I have nothing to offer in return but to give myself to you.”
“Bro, what are you doing?” Zhang Xiaoyuan asked with her clear, bright eyes.
Zhang Fan chuckled, “Just messing with the school forum.”
Zhang Xiaoyuan’s interest was piqued, and she quickly opened the forum, “Bro, what’s your ID?”
“June Snowflakes,” Zhang Fan said.
“What should my ID be…” Zhang Xiaoyuan pondered, her eyes shifting as she thought about what ID to use.
As soon as Zhang Fan’s post went up, it instantly got pushed to the top.
Holy cow, this guy’s a beast, let go of that girl.
Feeling sorry for the girl.
“June Snowflakes, I remember you were the first to post about Liu Fei streaking, right?”
Holy cow, is this Zhang Fan’s sister, is the poster sleazy Zhang?
Zhang Fan immediately became upset, sleazy Zhang?
His fingers flying, Zhang Fan immediately replied to this person: Seeking location, on the school route.
“Crap, it really is sleazy Zhang!”
“Sleazy Zhang, give me back my goddess.”
In a flash, replies broke a hundred.
However, the entire thread was filled with ‘sleazy Zhang, give me back my goddess’ and various angry emoticons filled the screen.
Little Di: Big brother, are you Zhang Fan?
I’m Not a Junior: Is this the real Zhang Fan?
Face-slapping User: This guy used a web photo, upperclassmen add my Wechat for a private chat, I’ll give you the original photo.
Quickly, replies broke a thousand.
Zhang Fan was scrambling and not knowing how to reply, rolling his eyes, he quickly closed the forum.
However, just after deciding on an ID, Zhang Xiaoyuan, seeing her photo matched with an ugly one, instantly got mad, but then seeing the original poster’s ID, she cracked a smile, shallow dimples appeared by her lips, and then she fiercely hugged Zhang Fan’s neck, cheek to cheek, and took a photo.
“What are you doing?” Zhang Fan asked.
Zhang Xiaoyuan smiled sweetly, her eyebrows arching like crescents, “Posting a thread.”
Zhang Fan quickly opened the forum.
“Dear beautiful upperclassmen and juniors, stop hitting on my brother.”
When Zhang Fan saw this post, a series of dark lines formed on his forehead.
This girl, was this a declaration of war?
However, Zhang Fan’s eyes nearly popped out quickly after.
A beautifully dressed full-body photo appeared, text: Little girl, I’m prettier than you.
The second photo appeared, it was a half-body shot in very short shorts, text: My legs could keep you entertained for a year.
The third was a bed photo, the girl in very sexy clothes, text: @June Snowflakes, can I be your girlfriend?
The fourth, the fifth…
Everyone was shocked, especially those single guys, who couldn’t stop drooling and saving photos.
Little DiDi: Thanks to Zhang and his sister for bringing a huge wave of benefits to the bros.
The Dream That Day: Thanks to that scumbag Zhang.
I’ve forgiven you for snatching my former goddess.
A real man doesn’t hang himself on one tree.
I’m off to find my happiness.
Suddenly, the forum exploded.
“School senior, I need your contact info.”
“School senior, which city are you in?
I’ll come to you after the college entrance exam.”
In just ten minutes, the replies exceeded a thousand.
Replies like “Thanks to that scumbag Zhang” soared past two hundred floors.
The fellows from Second Middle School, who were lurking in the First Middle School forum ready to stir up major trouble, bugged out their eyes and hastily called their friends over for a bloodbath.
The thirsty single dogs’ fingers flew, asking for contact info directly from any attractive photo they set their sights on.
“Damn, the dogs from Second Middle have come over.
@moderator, ban them!
Damn it, they’re competing with us for our school senior.
Kill, kill, kill, kill!”
“My blade is sharpened, which hero will join me in confronting people at the entrance of the Second Middle?”
“My blade is sharpened +1!”
In a flash, the replies exceeded two thousand.
The men from First Middle were brimming with killing aura, grinding their teeth as they bombarded the spies from Second Middle.
The single dogs from Second Middle weren’t taking it lying down either.
“The school senior belongs to everyone.”
“The school senior belongs to all of Huaxia.”
“The school senior belongs to the whole world.”
Soon, the fighting spirit spread to every corner of First and Second Middle Schools.
The girls, seeing the men around them seething with killing aura, tilted their heads and asked what was going on.
When they saw the photos of the school seniors, they immediately felt displeased.
Which girl doesn’t love beauty?
Suddenly, the school beauties from both schools burst out with private photos they had kept hidden in their phones.
“What’s so great about school seniors?
They’re old news, the world belongs to us.”
“School juniors, settle down.
You aren’t grown up yet.
The world inevitably belongs to the school seniors,” replied the school seniors.
In twenty minutes, the replies exceeded nine thousand!
However, some sneaky fellows started chatting directly with the schoolgirls.
Full of ardor and eager to shed their single statuses.
The atmosphere, originally thick with killing aura, suddenly shifted.
“Hey, isn’t that Cloud Sister from the floor above?
I’ve had a crush on you for a long time.
Do you have a boyfriend?”
“Is Zhang Mengting here?
I’ve liked you for a long time.”
The floors of the post grew taller as a group of long-restrained men suddenly erupted, unleashing passionate confessions to the girls they had long admired.
Soon, the school’s teachers also noticed something peculiar about the students.
Many teachers were lurking in the school’s forum, monitoring the students’ behavior.
When they saw this scene, they instantly exploded.
The teachers rushed to spread the news, and soon it reached Zhou Jie and Xu Guozhi’s ears.
Damn, a mass confession by students?
Zhou Jie immediately pulled out his phone and logged onto the forum.
When he saw the post with nearly twenty thousand replies, he was dumbfounded.
When he clicked into the post, his face turned red.
Numerous beautiful photos instantly blinded him.
Zhou Jie directly @’ed Little DiDi: “Quickly turn on Divine Beast.”
Little DiDi: “Who are you?”
Zhou Jie: “Zhou Jie.”
Little DiDi: “I’ve already graduated.
You’re not the boss of me.
Zhou Jie fiercely stood up, slamming his palm on the desk: “These little brats are trying to turn the world upside down!”