Xiong Xiaoxiao said, randomly giving Lin Mu’s belly a hard twist.
Lin Mu cried out in pain, and jumped up from the bed, the previous look of unbearable pain completely gone.
"Humph, you rascal, I knew you were faking..."
"Hehe, just now it really hurt----but with your magic hands, I’m now as good as new! Cough cough, your massage technique is quite good, hmm, who did you learn it from?"
"Of course, from my dad!"
Mentioning Mr. Xiong, Xiong Xiaoxiao’s angry little face turned to joy,
"Don’t you think my dad is amazing! Well then, tomorrow I’ll take you to meet him! Let him teach you massage, so next time when your stomach hurts, you can deal with it yourself!"
"Hmm, I’d rather not learn it!"
"You can help me with the massage!" Lin Mu offered an innocent-looking bright smile,
Xiong Xiaoxiao was instantly at a loss; how could there be such a shameless person in the world!
But having met such a troublemaker, Xiong Xiaoxiao just had to accept it, she put away the angry expression on her pretty face, and tried to muster a slight smile, "Okay, I’ll agree. If you help me finish this act, I promise to give you a free massage once more!"
A free massage once? Does that mean, after next time, there will be no chance without paying? This silly girl!
But Lin Mu thought about it, after all, this matter would have to be dealt with sooner or later, the sooner it’s settled the better, and he could also get a massage from a beauty, why not?
"For the sake of your massage, I’ll agree to go home with you tomorrow!"
"Brother Lin, thank you so much, mwah~." Xiong Xiaoxiao, excited, opened her mouth and gave Lin Mu a peck, "It’s getting late, Brother Lin, you should rest early, good night!"
Xiong Xiaoxiao waved at Lin Mu and then happily turned to leave the room!
Lin Mu touched his cheek, still carrying a faint fragrance, a subtle aroma that lingered!
The next morning, Lin Mu was awoken by a knock on the door.
"You lazy bum, get up already! The sun’s gonna roast your butt!" Xiong Xiaoxiao shouted while knocking on the door.
"Damn, what time is it?" Lin Mu rubbed his eyes and reached out for the alarm clock beside him for a look, "Damn it, it’s only five o’clock, the day’s just barely breaking, the sun hasn’t even come up yet! Where’s this roasting butt coming from?"
"Brother Lin, are you up yet? I’m coming in!" Xiong Xiaoxiao shouted noisily outside.
"Don’t, don’t come in, bro always sleeps naked! I’m warning you, if you come in, you’ll definitely see things you shouldn’t..."
Lin Mu mumbled from under the blanket, he’d been busy investigating the Zombie Gang and Corpse Emperor matters, working hard day and night, he really just wanted a lie-in.
"Please, Brother Lin, just get up already, didn’t you promise me last night to come meet my parents today?"
"Hmm, I know, but do we need to get up so early?" Lin Mu complained, "Let me have a bit more sleep!"
"We can’t go empty-handed to see my parents, we have to buy them something first, so let’s go shopping before heading to my place," Xiong Xiaoxiao said.
"Damn, you silly girl really took it seriously? Weren’t we just acting? You’re not planning to make it real, are you?"
Lin Mu stretched, unable to sleep soundly with Xiong Xiaoxiao making such a fuss, he might as well get up, get dressed, and open the door.
"You big dummy!" Xiong Xiaoxiao cursed, "Make it real, you wish!"
"Then why are you making such a big deal this early in the morning, I thought you were interested in me!"
"Who told you to look so much older, like some uncle-level guy, so my parents would think I have mature taste, and I can also promise not to fall for you---if it were someone else, I couldn’t guarantee I wouldn’t actually fall in love with him!"
Damn, Lin Mo finally understood, it wasn’t because he looked handsome that Xiong Xiaoxiao approached him, but precisely because he looked mature, like an older man, which made Xiong Xiaoxiao feel safe!
Damn, what kind of **** logic is this!
"Brother Lin, hurry down to wash up and eat, then we can go shopping to buy something for my parents," Xiong Xiaoxiao said, not stopping with her hands, pushing Lin Mu’s back downstairs.
"You little girl, why the rush!"
Lin Mu grumbled while heading to the bathroom to wash his face and brush his teeth.
After freshening up, under Xiong Xiaoxiao’s insistence, Lin Mu even shaved his beard, finally passing Xiong Xiaoxiao’s repeated inspections, he was allowed to leave the bathroom.
Damn, being this girl’s fiancé isn’t easy! Lin Mu sighed to himself.
As usual, the leisurely Miss Zhou had already prepared breakfast, Lin Mu had a quick bite, wiped his hands with a napkin, and then said to Xiong Xiaoxiao, "Alright, my ’fiancé’ classmate, it’s about time, let’s go meet the future in-laws!"
But Xiong Xiaoxiao didn’t look happy at all, looking at Lin Mu, "Are you going ? Do you think this outfit is appropriate?"