The last small note in Jiang Wei's notebook was born on the day Jiang Wei failed the third mock exam in her senior year of high school.
Before the exam, Jiang Wei suddenly developed a high fever that lasted for seven days. The head teacher directly suggested that Jiang Wei give up this mock exam, first, because he was worried about her physical condition, and second, he was afraid it would affect her scores and increase the pressure on Jiang Wei in the final days of preparing for the college entrance exam.
An hour before the exam started, Yi Ming went over and sat at Jiang Wei's desk. He pretended to be very professional and put the back of his hand on Jiang Wei's forehead, frowning, "Tsk, tsk, tsk, my friend, your temperature..."
Jiang Wei's face was pale. She glanced up at him, "What?"
"After you finish the exam, I can sprinkle some chili powder on you..."
"..."
Jiang Wei glared at him and lifted his hand away.
Unexpectedly, after the exam scores were announced, the head teacher's prediction came true. While everyone else's scores went up, Jiang Wei's went "charging ahead", and it was the downhill section.
With such a big mistake before the college entrance exam, rumors flew among the classmates, saying that Jiang Wei's college entrance exam was probably over.
After seeing her scores, Jiang Wei's expression remained unchanged, seemingly not taking it to heart. But Yi Ming knew her, at this moment the little girl's heart must be dripping with gloom!
During evening self-study, the back of Jiang Wei's head was suddenly hit by a paper ball.
Jiang Wei leaned over, picked it up and opened it. She saw written on it: Don't listen to them, Jiang Xiaowei, you're the best! Don't let one failure disturb you, after all, life is always full of ups and downs, downs and downs...
Jiang Wei was silent for a moment. Although she knew someone was deliberately teasing her, it still made her want to kick him off the planet.
She gritted her teeth and replied, "Thank you."
Shortly after, Yi Ming's note came flying over with a hand-drawn emoji: You're welcome, this is what you should be thanking me for. [Smiley face] [Baring teeth]
Jiang Wei: "..."
Should she just kick him now? She couldn't wait any longer.
Seeing that Jiang Wei was ignoring him, Yi Ming threw another one over.
"Jiang Xiaowei, the world is so big, don't you think it's your good fortune to meet me? Look, I could have been someone else's Black Knight, but now I'm by your side. Are you surprised? Unexpected? If you're happy don't hold it in, yell it out loud!"
Now Jiang Wei's mood had completely turned from sadness to anger. After class, someone's screams echoed throughout the classroom as their ear was seized and pulled up...
Recalling these things, Yi Ming smiled. The little notes were one of the important means of communication between him and Jiang Wei.
But now...
How come these little notes don't work anymore?
In order not to disturb Xiao Zhou's studies, Yi Ming had tried using notes to communicate with Jiang Wei. But the meticulous Yi Ming never expected that when he slipped the note in, it would be taken away by Xiao Zhou, who was supposed to be spending the night in her dorm with her roommates, but suddenly went home instead.
When Jiang Wei returned home after class, Xiao Zhou came over mysteriously, "Xiaowei, do you believe in fate?"
Jiang Wei looked at her blankly while changing her shoes, "What?"
Xiao Zhou swallowed and glanced around. Then she lowered her voice and moved closer to Jiang Wei's ear, "I feel that I've been single for over twenty years, and the gods must have seen enough. They want to send me a boyfriend."
Jiang Wei looked at her in shock.
What was going on? Could you really just go to the civil affairs bureau now, pay 9 yuan 9, and get a free boyfriend?
Xiao Zhou pulled Jiang Wei to sit on the sofa. She carefully unfolded the little note she picked up from the crack in the door. Jiang Wei stole a glance... Oh, this ugly handwriting was unmistakably Yi Ming's! No one else could write something so stylistic.
The note said: "Legend has it that every Friday night is when the god of love descends upon the world. On this day, people who like each other can arrange to have dinner together. Before ordering, just make a wish to the love god, tell her you want to verify the other's feelings, and you'll find that something magical happens...you order the same dish! Don't ask me how I know, because I just made it up..."
Jiang Wei gasped. She barely suppressed the urge to rush over and strangle Yi Ming. She adjusted her breathing and forced herself to read on.
"How is it, am I very funny? Beautiful lady, please give me a chance to invite you to dinner. The door of Box 403 at XX Hot Pot is waiting for you to knock on it, only you can knock on it, because you...knock beautifully!"
Jiang Wei: "..."
Who invented these corny pick up lines? They should be dragged out and beaten.