Chapter 248: A Stat Sheet Filled Out With His Feet
The Seventh Singularity. Above... the Mesopotamian Plain. The whistling sound of the wind roared in their ears.
"Answer my expectations, Mr. Kenji!"
"Is free-falling your guys’ standard procedure?" Kenji asked, his arms crossed as he plummeted straight toward the ground. A fall from this height couldn’t kill him.
They really know how to pick a summoning spot. He hadn’t died, but that had nothing to do with this world. Before Gudako had left, Kenji had given her a small star of his own creation, which had responded to her summoning.
"Ah, I’m used to it," Gudako said calmly. It was an old tradition. For her, it was a daily operation.
"Almighty Mr. Kenji! Quick, think of something! Otherwise we’re all going to become meat paste!" Gudako shouted.
"I won’t die from the fall, anyway," Kenji said, a smirk playing on his lips. He even performed a few high-difficulty skydiving maneuvers in the air.
Aaaah! This Servant is rebellious!
Gudako was speechless. Now she could only rely on the little eggplant. This three-noes Servant was not obedient at all.
"Mash, it’s up to you!"
"Understood! Manifest, the Already Distant Utopia (Lord Camelot)!"
Domain expansion! The Chalk-White Citadel appeared out of thin air on the plain, preventing the two of them from being smashed into Ritsuka-paste and Mash-paste.
Kenji chose to make a Gaia-style landing. The ground trembled, and sand and stones shot out, a stark contrast to Gudako and the others. Although Gudako was fine, the pose she had landed in looked a lot like Yamcha’s, and she was covered in a layer of dust Kenji had kicked up.
"So this is the Seventh Singularity?"
Kenji stood up and looked around. What a desolate scene.
In a distant place, the aura of the Primordial Mother Goddess caught his attention. Tiamat, huh? There’s a feeling of kinship. It’s probably because we both possess the power of creation.
"Mr. Kenji, what are your stats now?" Mash asked curiously.
"Here, see for yourselves."
Class: [Foreigner (Laowai)]
Parameters: [Strength/Endurance/Agility/Mana/NP: EX, Luck: E]
His strength was too great and conflicted with the laws of the world, but for Kenji, it was just a stat sheet. It had no effect on him. Wasn’t the "evil spirit" Star Platinum also a 5A-rank?
[Origin of the Stars EX: Can shape stars and create all phenomena in the universe.]
[Blessing of the Stars EX: Can draw on the energy of the cosmos’s stars to strengthen oneself and replenish energy.]
[Creator God Divinity EX: Possesses absolute suppression over all gods.]
[Power of Ohma EX: The past, present, and future are all in his grasp.]
[Stars - Regalia of the Star Forger EX: Commands the shadows of the stars. Can erase a chosen target (including their immortality) and reset the world.]
After seeing this deluxe stat sheet, the two of them fell silent. What kind of heaven-defying stats and Noble Phantasm was this? That Noble Phantasm was a one-key world-reset button, wasn’t it?
"Kenji, did you fill out these stats with your feet?" Gudako complained.
It had both aesthetic stats and aesthetic mechanics. Sigh. With a partner , saving the Human Order will be a breeze.
The Human Order (trembling): ?
"Doctor, is this Uruk?" Gudako asked into her bracelet. It was desolate and uninhabited, the city in ruins.
"No. Because of the defensive barrier set up by Uruk, you have been repelled," Romani and Da Vinci concluded.
As soon as they finished speaking, the communication was cut off.
"The Demonic Beasts are here. What a warm welcome."
"Kenji, you have to do some work. Use your weakest attack," Gudako said calmly.
Kenji took out his weakest Noble Phantasm, the Pincer Attack Formation, and loaded a Red Nitro onto it.
"By cold-blooded stratagem, end all! What erupts is the Pincer Attack Formation!"
One signal arrow, and a thousand-strong army turns to ash.
A fiery light exploded, and a mushroom cloud shot into the sky. The pride of lion-like Demonic Beasts was completely wiped from the map.
Gudako/Mash: "Eeeeh..."
In the central ziggurat of Uruk, the Wise King Gilgamesh, sitting on his throne, looked up in the direction of the mushroom cloud, his crimson eyes flashing.
"Who dares to set off fireworks in my domain without permission? How arrogant."
"Hehe. Siduri, has that fellow Merlin returned yet?" Official source ıs 𝗻𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗹•𝑓𝑖𝑟𝑒•𝙣𝙚𝙩
Hearing this, the high priestess Siduri was a little surprised. She had served the Wise King for many years and could hear that he was somewhat pleased. "My king, the magus Merlin has not yet returned."
"Forget him then. A guest has arrived in this era. If we do not show the proper hospitality, that person will think my Uruk is shabby."
The corner of Gilgamesh’s mouth curved up. Those were silver-gray, star-like eyes. He saw that he was watching him.
Siduri’s expression was solemn. Since her king, who looked down on everyone, had spoken, it meant this guest was not ordinary.
"Kenji, what are you looking at?" Gudako asked.
"Nothing. Just saw a certain enthusiastic citizen, Mr. Gil," Kenji said with a faint smile. The Wise King looks pretty good, but I feel like he’s going to die from overwork at any moment.
"Look out! Look out! Don’t block the road! We’re going to crash!"
A scream came from the sky. A high-speed black shadow was approaching, and its target was Kenji.
Kenji stood firm, his feet seemingly rooted deep in the earth. He easily caught the person who had flown into him.
"So painful! So dizzy! What is this thing, it’s so hard?!"
Ishtar felt as if she had crashed into an indestructible ancient mountain. Her whole body felt like it was falling apart.
"Family, what do I do when a goddess throws herself at me?" Kenji said playfully.
"Let go of me, quick! Do you know who I am?!"
Ishtar came back to her senses and noticed she was being held by a man who was touching her noble body. She was instantly mortified. What a disgrace!
As a Sigma male, since you said let go, I’ll grant your wish. Kenji opened his hands, and Ishtar fell on her butt on the ground.
She had landed on her tailbone. The pain was so intense that tears were about to stream down her face. What is this? Don’t you know how to be gentle with a woman? Is this how you treat a goddess?
"She doesn’t seem very smart," Gudako whispered. Although she already knew she was unreliable, she hadn’t expected her to be this unreliable.
"Who are you calling not smart?!" Ishtar glared at Gudako.
"Kenji, go! Get her!"
Gudako took a step back and pushed Kenji in front of her.
"Goddess Ishtar, you wouldn’t want others to find out about you losing the Bull of Heaven, would you?" Kenji said with a smile.
"You... you... you... how did you know?!" Ishtar’s cheeks instantly turned bright red. She stammered, and a feeling of shame washed over her. And also, why did his way of speaking feel so familiar?
If her old acquaintances found out, she, the Goddess of Venus, would be nailed to the pillar of shame. Especially that gold-pated bastard who reeked of money... his abs would probably split from laughing.
In fact, that’s exactly what was happening. The Wise King was letting out a joyous laugh.
"That idiot goddess! So unreliable! To actually lose that thing... is she trying to make this king die of laughter?"
"Siduri, record this in the palace log later. Just write... The King laughed so hard his abs cramped."
Gilgamesh laughed while also feeling speechless. It was a good thing he knew now. If he had found out about this when he needed it most, his blood pressure would have really skyrocketed.