Am I really about to knock down the Iceberg CEO? Right in this room?
"CEO, what are you looking for?" Lin Hai asked weakly.
Ouyang Xiaoya didn't answer, she was bent over searching for something.
"CEO, maybe we should forget it…" Lin Hai hesitated a bit, he wasn't mentally prepared to really go ahead with it.
"It's okay, I can accept it," Ouyang Xiaoya said.
This response shocked Lin Hai once again.
His mind quickly went through a change.
If that kind of thing were to really happen, as a man, he'd have to demonstrate strength in that department, especially in front of a woman who desperately wants to be conquered, it's what every man thinks before the event.
Lin Hai's mind was spinning, considering all the possible issues that could arise at that moment very clearly.
Actually, when a man does that sort of thing with the woman he likes, his heart always carries a sense of sacredness.
Finally, she found it, a sealed rectangular package Ouyang Xiaoya pulled out.
"Here, take this to solve your problem, I'll forgive you this time."
"A masturbation cup."
Lin Hai was completely petrified in an instant.
Thinking was all in vain just now.
"How could you buy this kind of thing!" Lin Hai couldn't believe it to the extreme.
"I had no choice, I wanted to solve your physical needs, this was Liu Piaopiao's idea," said Ouyang Xiaoya.
Lin Hai really wanted to rant about Liu Piaopiao countless times, what a lousy idea.
He took a deep breath, rejected the parcel, and shook his head.
"What? Not satisfied? You prefer inflatable dolls?" Ouyang Xiaoya frowned.
Lin Hai looked at her, and in a calm tone said, "Actually, I'm really not a beast, and I certainly wouldn't use such a thing just because of a physical urge."
"CEO, I feel like if I leave with this today, you would always hold it against me in your heart."
"Actually, when a man longs to be with a woman, it's because he genuinely likes her, I'm past the age where I'd be frivolous at the sight of a woman."
"However, thank you for your kindness, I was wrong today, and I'll change in the future."
After saying that, Lin Hai turned silently, opened the door, and walked out.
Ouyang Xiaoya's arm remained in mid-air, staring blankly as he left, his words echoing in her ears.
At that moment, she felt Lin Hai's staunch personality in protecting his dignity as a man.
Her beautiful eyes filled with disbelief, she realized she had been wrong, always wrong.
Women think that men think with their lower half, it's actually a kind of disdain towards men.
Lin Hai didn't want his woman to look down on him.
"Could it be that I was wrong again?"
Ouyang Xiaoya felt that a man who could restrain his desires is definitely not as previously imagined.
Stepping out of the room, Lin Hai planned to go to the living room for a smoke.
Just as he reached the living room, he found Ruoshuang and Hua Hua staring at him.
Ruoshuang was holding a phone with a stopwatch open, showing 1 minute and three seconds.
"Damn, brother-in-law, you finished so quickly?" Ruoshuang couldn't believe it.
1 minute 3 seconds? Is her brother-in-law "disabled"?
Lin Hai almost burst a blood vessel spewing blood thirty meters.
To time him and then say he's finished?
He thought staying silent was now the best option.
Sitting silently, he lit a cigarette, Hua Hua's voice rose, spoken like an experienced old driver.
"Smoking a cigarette after the fact? Uncle, you need treatment."
Lin Hai was completely speechless, the two mischievous young ladies' thinking was too mature, disturbingly so.
Yawning, Hua Hua looked at Lin Hai with "pity," let out a heavy sigh, stood up, "Going home to sleep, by the way, uncle, you should change your name."
"Change my ass, go away," Lin Hai said irritably.
Hua Hua wasn't offended, laughing, she continued: "Uncle might as well be called Lin Wuneng from now on."
After saying that, she giggled and ran out.
Lin Hai was furiously angry, Hua Hua was too hateful.
He looked at Ruoshuang, wanting to explain, but found Ruoshuang browsing something on QQ browser on her phone.
He leaned forward for a closer look, nearly exploding with anger, her phone's search content was, "How to deal with men's impotence? Asking for medicine recommendations, waiting online…"
"Brother-in-law, I owe you an apology," Ruoshuang blinked.
Lin Hai's face darkened, turning his head away stubbornly not looking at her.
"Brother-in-law, I misunderstood you before. I used to be scared, what if you lost control and assaulted me? Now it seems I wronged you. You don't even have the tool to commit the crime, sorry ha."
Lin Hai, with a cold face, a man cannot be said to be incapable.
Especially not by a woman, it's a matter of dignity.
"Nonsense, your brother-in-law is claimed to be the man who with just a fulcrum could lift the entire global village, want to check the merchandise?"
At this moment, Hua Hua suddenly ran back.
"Uncle, wuwu, uncle help, ah!"
Seeing Lin Hai supposedly unbuckling his belt in front of Ruoshuang, Hua Hua was terrified, her little face pale, covering her eyes.
Lin Hai was again thrown into disorder!
"Sh*t, this damn little witch, she's about to play me to death."
"Uncle, you're already handicapped, how can you still do that to Sister Ruoshuang?" Hua Hua asked.
"Cough cough, I was just thinking of loosening my belt, it's tight, don't misunderstand, you're really bad for your age."
"Uncle's explanation is so weak."
Lin Hai simply ignored them.
Hua Hua ran over to Lin Hai, grabbing his arm, persistently saying: "Uncle, I came to ask you for a favor."
"What favor? I'm disabled, can't help," Lin Hai huffed.
"Uncle is the best, you're my personal bodyguard," Hua Hua cooed, obviously seeking Lin Hai's help.
"Uncle, should I blow for you again?"
Lin Hai was utterly defeated.
"Speak up, Miss Hua Hua, what exactly is it?"
"Wuwu, uncle you promise me first."
Lin Hai sighed deeply, "Alright, as long it's not against the law, morals, conscience, I'll agree."
"Thank you uncle, touch touch big."
"Speak up, what's the matter? And move your hand away, men and women shouldn't touch, my name is Lin Chunliang."
Hua Hua nodded seriously, becoming earnest, she said to Lin Hai: "Uncle, I want you to go out with me."
PS: Brothers and sisters, Chuxin will explode tomorrow, sorry to keep you waiting.