"Hey, hey, don't say random things!" Brother Lin was extremely nervous.
Sh*t, what's this about causing you this and that? It's clearly about money, don't make it sound so ambiguous, okay.
"Brother-in-law, how can you be so heartless, so cold, so unsatisfactory?"
Ruoshuang's face was filled with a "little grievance," making Brother Lin feel a chill all over his body.
It must be said, the girl's grievance combined with her pouting jealousy has a lethal appeal to men.
This kind of appeal makes men have an impulse to protect her, to cherish her.
"Also, how could I possibly say something like you're my woman." Brother Lin firmly denied it!
"Hmph, hugging me all over just now, and now that you're bored, you throw it aside without any mercy!"
Ruoshuang's mouth was almost pouted to the sky, her eyes turned into all sorts of "great grievances."
Brother Lin's expression at this moment was just like the "little monkey wiping sweat" expression that circulated in major QQ groups.
"But it's true, the number one boss in Huadu, surrounded by beautiful women, coming at your call, no wonder you haven't touched my cousin for so long."
Ruoshuang paused and then added, "Probably those girls get you all addicted with various skills."
"Holy sh*t." Brother Lin almost spat old blood on the Maybach's steering wheel.
What a troublesome accusation.
Actually, he understood very well that girls of Ruoshuang's age were just at the time when they worshipped personal heroism.
During this time, tall basketball players have a destructive appeal to little girls.
And as for himself? Though his handsomeness wasn't too obvious, his solo battles and hidden identity amazed countless people.
Especially just now, when he appeared before Ruoshuang with a heroic charisma, that sort of heroism formed a deadly appeal to a girl, definitely making the young girl ecstatic.
"Brother-in-law, you definitely said, as you were saving me, that now I'm your woman."
Ruoshuang specifically emphasized the words "your woman."
Brother Lin wiped sweat crazily, feeling unable to bear to look directly.
"Ruoshuang, let Brother-in-law off." Brother Lin said weakly.
Ruoshuang snorted coldly, with a hint of a small ice mountain CEO's aura, and said, "Brother-in-law, I just like you, although you're sloppy, with a scruffy beard, untidy, totally unkempt, occasionally unhygienic, I still think you have merits."
Brother Lin was stunned. Was this complimenting Brother-in-law or cleverly scolding him!
"Brother-in-law, anyway, I hold secrets of yours in my hand, hmm, if your identity as Reincarnation Leader becomes known, what will happen?"
Ruoshuang quickly said, "Cousin hates gangsters so much."
Brother Lin gulped deeply, "Dear sister-in-law, what will it take for you to relent?"
"I'm not being aggressive, why use the word relent?"
"Brother-in-law, I just like you, I just stick to you, clinging onto you." Ruoshuang grabbed Brother Lin's arm, shaking and swaying, all sorts of coquettish and electric.
Brother Lin felt like he was about to fall apart from the shaking.
Oh, dear sister-in-law's invisible lethality is too fierce.
Ruoshuang suddenly thought of something, asked, "Brother-in-law, I suddenly thought, could you be the Martial God?"
Sister-in-law isn't dumb.
Whoever said big breasts are brainless? Definitely not!
"Definitely not!" Brother Lin decisively denied!
He absolutely couldn't admit it!
"Then how come your kung fu is so good?" Ruoshuang stubbornly asked.
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"Brother-in-law, but you can catch bullets."
"Martial God can catch one from a meter away." Brother Lin retorted.
"Oh, then let's try, I'll go ask Dog King Uncle to borrow a weapon, catch it from one meter away." Ruoshuang "naively" said.
Brother Lin almost spat blood again!
Oh my, is this liking or wanting to murder Brother-in-law!
"Brother-in-law, I used to admire three ancient people, but now including you, it's four." Ruoshuang was like a little bee, with excited eyes, buzzing non-stop.
"..." Brother Lin was speechless.
The girl's imagination was wide open.
"I used to admire three people, Dong Yong, Xu Xian, Ning Caichen."
"Huh?" Brother Lin was puzzled. According to sister-in-law's values, shouldn't she love superheroes? Why these three, seeming more useless, relying on women to get by.
Ruoshuang mysteriously explained, "Because, one slept with an Immortal, one slept with a monster, and one didn't even spare ghosts."
"..." Brother Lin rolled his eyes wildly.
Such values, gee, are very broken.
"I think Sun Wukong's dad wouldn't agree..." Brother Lin couldn't help but weakly respond.
"But now, I like you, Brother-in-law, even more." Ruoshuang said, looking at Brother Lin as if he were a treasure.
"Cough cough, your Brother-in-law isn't into eccentricities, I swear I've never slept with any strange creature."
"Brother-in-law, tell me how you became Huadu's number one boss?"
"Cough cough, your Brother-in-law really isn't Huadu's number one boss." Brother Lin felt helpless, feeling this was endless.
"But isn't Dog King Huadu's first mysterious boss, Reincarnation Leader's underling?" Ruoshuang blinked her eyes.
"Uh, I'm friends with Martial God, and would Huadu's number one boss dare offend someone like Martial God? So naturally, he has to suck up to me. Knowing you were in trouble, he helped immediately. Actually, he respects us because of Martial God, got it?"
Brother Lin felt very clever.
"Really?" Ruoshuang bit her lip, starting to doubt her previous thoughts.
Brother Lin nodded, "That's really how it is, if you get the chance to meet Martial God, you can ask him, that kind of master wouldn't and doesn't need to lie."
This speech made Ruoshuang's previous suspicions totally waver.
Because masters like Martial God are just super impressive, people thought such folks are at the Grandmaster level, unlikely to lie.
"Sigh, I thought Brother-in-law was a cow hidden in the city, looks like I'm disillusioned again." Ruoshuang sighed inside.
However, she still felt she seemed to truly like her Brother-in-law.
"Ruoshuang, today, you have to downplay things, just say Martial God and his friends in Huadu helped rescue us, okay?" Brother Lin said seriously.
"Why?" Ruoshuang asked, not understanding.
"Think about it, if I faced things solo, your cousin would be worried, and if it sounded dangerous, she'd be even more worried."
"Excessive worry will harm the body, you wouldn't want your cousin to feel bad, right?" Brother Lin coaxed gently.
Ruoshuang nibbled her finger thoughtfully, then nodded, "Okay, Brother-in-law, I won't say anything recklessly."
Brother Lin internally celebrated, haha, managed to get by successfully, yay!
Suddenly, Dog King hurried over: "Lin Brother, Blood Earl has important news for you, you should immediately go to Huadu's eastern suburbs; seems there's an encounter between Tianlong and Zangtian."