A snake walked into a bar.
The bartender asked, 'How did you do that?'
It's just a joke I remembered. It's fine if you don't laugh. I'll drop down the the level of my jokes to your understanding.
Anyway, coming back to the story. I got a system.
It wanted me to complete 24 hours in this new world. It's called Moral by the way. If you weren't paying attention previously.
So, yeah, let's see what it's all about. I am starting it from the start, alright? Pay attention this time. Because I know you are not paying attention. Now you will ask how can I be so sure that you are not paying attention?
Well, it's because you didn't see that I used two 'the' back to back in the third paragraph. It wasn't a mistake. It was a test.
Anyway, enough bullshit, let's check out my system.
[ Congratulations, you fulfilled the condition to acquire the system! ]
[ You survived 24 hours in this World called Moral and hence you are being rewarded with Overpoweredness! ]
[ Before knowing what you got, someone would like to have a word with you. ]
Now this is just stretching the sequence. Who wants to have a word?
That's some heavy voice. I liked the robotic voice of the system though.
[ My name is not Me. I am Supreme Man. ]
'Supreme Man? That's just lazy writing.'
[ Stop trying to make everything funny and please listen to me for a second. ]
I have to make it funny. You won't get why.
[ I am Supreme Man and I am a kind of a God of this World. It was me who sent you here. ]
'So it was you. Couldn't you find a family with at least average iq? I almost died twice here by my own parents.'
[ That's why you got a system for surviving the first 24 hours. ]
'Oh. So will they act smart now that twenty fours are up?' ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴄʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀs, ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴠɪsɪᴛ NoveI-Fire.ɴet
[ No. They will act the same way as before. You just have to bear with it. ]
'What a pain. Anyway, just finish with your dialogues. I know you are here for some info dumping.'
[ Right. So I am the sole God of this world and I saw your life on Earth and felt bad. So I am giving you a second chance here. ]
[ I created this world as a slice of life type of thing but soon, it became sci-fi and all. ]
'Just tell everything in one go, man. Everyone wants to see the system.'
[ Yes. Yes. Alright here goes : This world Moral was happy and prosperous. But ten years ago, some beings from some other planet invaded this world and now they captured two entire continents of this world for themselves. This world has seven continents by the way and now only five of them are filled with the original residents of this world. Two continents were taken by the invaders and they are living there as I told you. You will learn more when you grow up. ]
[ I know! So yeah, those invaders are called Aliens by everyone in this world and these Aliens are very cruel, strong and have magic. They want this full planet for themselves so they kill any humans they see. That's why to protect my people I gave some special individuals super powers to fight against these Aliens. The people with superpowers are called Heroes here. Their job is to send the Aliens back to their planet or kill them from existence. ]
The Supreme Man kept talking.
[ I know you wanted to become a comedian and have a wife, money, fame and other things. But there are bigger things than comedy. I am giving you the strongest of the powers to defeat those aliens. You will be overpowered here. And you will be called the Hero King. The king of all heroes. You will free this world from those aliens and make it this world a slice of life setting again. ]
'You are a God. Why not just kill the Aliens yourself?'
[ I can't. You are the Mc. ]
'Right. But I can't just stop comedy. I have to change the title then.'
[ Do what you see fit. I just want the Aliens to leave my world. ]
'Alright. Anything else?'
[ No. You may check your system now. ]
'That I'll do. But I want my name to be the same as it was on Earth. My grandma gave me that.'
'Thanks. Now go. Your job is done. Come back when I need some plot armor.'
Supreme Man went away and the robotic voice of the system came back.
[ First you will get to see your status. ]
'Show it.' I am talking through my mind if you still don't get it.
Anyhow, a window appeared in front of my eyes.
[ Strength : 9999999999e+1000000 ]
[ Speed : 9999999999e+1000000 ]
[ Everything Else : 9999999999e+1000000 ]
[ You can on and off these settings at will. ]
'Wow. Someone just went berserk on the keyboard to write these. Off these settings for now. I don't want to kill my family and destroy the only hut they have.'
[ Okay. They are turned off right now. Now you will see your skills. You can't turn them off though. They will remain with you forever. ]
'I know that much. Just show it.'
[ Your Skills are as follows : ]
[ Nail cutter, Talkative, Tike Myson, Horn Pub, Dig Bick, Steel Balls, Architect, Engineer, Bar Dancer, Stripper, Magma Magnate, Mosquito Propeller, Siuuu, Only Fans, Acid rain, WWE, Master Chef, Mr. Beast, P Diddy, Copy Paste, Touch Grass, Thug Life, A Minor, Thousand Suns, Sword King, Thesaurus, Jurassic Park Experience, Dragon's Breath, Prince Charming, Stage Lover, Imagin- ]
'Stop. Stop. Stop. Alright... What the actual fuck is this?'
[ These are your Skills. ]
'Skills? Some of them are just random words. What's P diddy doing there? And A minor? I am not Kendrick's enemy. More than that.. Only Fans? Why? Who wants to see me naked? Who in their right mind would pay for porn when they can get it for free? And don't just throw WWE, Mr. Beast, Master Chef in the mix. Have some fear of copyright and Gordon Ramsey. Especially Gordon Ramsey. I don't want to call myself an idiot sandwich.'
[ There are still some Skills left to see. ]
'Of course. Just tell me how many skills I have.'
'Well, I can't complain with that number now.'
[ Want to see them? ]
'No. Just let them be. I will learn as I grow up.'
Though, there are still some skills that I have questions about but I won't ask them. It will make the paragraph big and considering how low your attention span is you will lose interest in my life and go to see some 6969 yourself.
Anyway, regardless of everything, I did read every skill since I had a lot of free time.
And so now that I know what I can do, let's test it.
But before that, let's do a one day time skip...
I woke up normally but today I didn't cry. It's only my third day here in this world as a newborn baby and I wasn't crying.
My mother is making food in the corner of the hut and I am hungry.
So instead of crying, I used a skill.
"Hey mom, bring that boobie here."