Chapter 179: Chapter 179: Steaming Hot Chapter 179: Chapter 179: Steaming Hot Old Lady Mo was at home, regretting that she had thrown away that big fat chicken in a panic that day. Seeing Mo Yaner surprisingly understanding and bringing it back still ready to eat, and looking at such a big basin of steaming chicken meat, she stealthily estimated it to surely be no less than ten pounds, smiling until her eyes turned into slits.
In celebration of today’s resounding success, she specially allowed the womenfolk to eat together, which made Madam Ruan and her daughter ecstatic. Old Lady Mo had never been so generous before. Once the food was on the table, they let loose and ate with abandon.
The Mo family devoured like a storm, quickly polishing off a large platter of chicken meat. Madam Ruan and her daughter went even further, leaving no juice behind, pouring it over rice and eating it like soup.
Auntie Sun looked down on them immensely. Normally seeing Madam Ruan arrogant, but unexpectedly she was someone with a petty mindset in her bones.
If Madam Ruan had known her thoughts, it would have infuriated her for sure. She would definitely say, “Try going without meat for a dozen years, and see if you could be as refined as your old lady, only sipping the juice, instead of wishing you could eat even the chicken feathers!”
Just as Madam Ruan was rubbing her belly and exclaiming how satisfying it was, she let out a loud fart: “Puff!”
The sound was lingering and long, followed by a foul odor spreading through the air.
Everyone covered their noses, looking at her with disgust.
Madam Ruan was momentarily embarrassed, thinking that it would be over after the fart, but then her belly began to churn with pain, as tumultuous as a raging river. She felt a surge as if bursting out, and fearing she would defecate in her pants, she could no longer worry about maintaining appearances and clutched her bottom as she rushed to the outhouse.
“Little brother, look at your wife, so crude, she really isn’t fit for polite society. Now, look at my wife, so sensible, so refined!” Mo Xiaoqiang said proudly, holding Auntie Sun’s hand, speaking affectionately.
Auntie Sun was about to respond with a smile when her stomach suddenly wrenched painfully, twisting her face.
“Wife, what’s wrong?” Mo Xiaoqiang asked curiously, seeing Auntie Sun’s pained expression.
Auntie Sun felt an urgent need and, without answering Mo Xiaoqiang, also clenched her bottom and dashed towards the outhouse, fearing that a delay might lead to an embarrassing accident.
“Ahahaha…!” Mo Daoyan burst into loud laughter, teasing, “Big brother, your wife really knows her place, very refined. Today, I’ve been enlightened, ahahaha…”
Just as Mo Xiaoqiang was about to retort, his own stomach started cramping severely. Then, Old Lady Mo, Old Master Mo, Mo Daoyan, Mo Yaner, none were spared, all clutching their bottoms, enduring waves of stomach pain, rushing straight for the outhouse…
With so many people and just one outhouse, what to do! When one came out, another could go in. There’s not enough to go around.
Used to being domineering within the Mo family, Old Lady Mo, while clutching her bottom, bellowed, “No one is allowed into the outhouse! I am the elder, I go first.”
At that moment, everyone’s stomachs were so painfully knotted that no one cared about her words. Just as Aunt Sun finished and came out, several people waiting at the door immediately swarmed in. In the chaos, someone bumped against Old Lady Mo, knocking her right into the pile of faeces.
Old Lady Mo suddenly sat down in the pile of feces, her face and body smeared with it. Well, now there’s no need to fight for the outhouse, might as well just go here.