Translator: StarveCleric Editor: Milkbiscuit
[Even though the matter is over and I’ve forgotten about it as well, I still want to say that I’m really not a fatty.
[I’m really only 40 kg. On top of that, my height is also 1.65, not 1.4.
[I’m a very active person, and I can definitely climb up to my bed. I can easily do a split anytime and anywhere. On top of that, I’m very nimble, and I’m very good at high jumping. In my high school’s Sports Festival, I won first place in the female high jump competition!]
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Lin Jiage was in the middle of drinking a cup of water when he saw the consecutive messages sent in by [Yao Loves Ice Cream]. The water in his mouth spurted out uncontrollably.
Did Big White Chubby have to be so adorable?
To actually clarify things with me so earnestly!
Didn’t everyone on the internet act however they wanted to because of the veil of anonymity?
Alright, fine. You aren’t a fatty, happy? You obstinate fatty!
Thinking of this, Lin Jiage typed on his phone and replied: [I believe you!]
In order to show his sincerity, he even changed his “.” into a “!”.
After sending the message, Lin Jiage casually placed his phone to the side.
A moment later, he picked up his phone again and began typing.
[It just so happens that I have something I would like to clarify with you too. I’m not an old virgin, this is called having self-love.
[The reason why I’ve never had a girlfriend is because I’m not the type to play with people’s feelings.
[And it goes without saying that I’m not ugly, and men and gods alike do not spit in my presence. Also, my roommates don’t lose their appetite when they see my face. On the contrary, I am very handsome. The number of ladies chasing after me can queue all the way to the open sea, and the number of confession letters I’ve received is more than the number of Math questions you’ve done!
[I’m really not bragging. I’m even more handsome than most male stars, and even as a kid, I’ve always been a school Adonis.
[It’s only out of humility that I don’t participate in those campus belle-campus hunk selections. If I was just a little bit more shameless, I’d sweep through all of them with ease!]
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Shi Yao had just inserted a straw into a packet of yogurt drink and was drinking a huge mouthful when she suddenly saw the consecutive messages on her phone screen, nearly causing her to spurt it out.
It was fortunate that she managed to hold it in. Otherwise, it would be a huge pity to waste the yogurt drink like that.
But speaking of which, Mister Numbers sure knows how to boast.
Do you think I’m a fool? If you’re really that handsome and have so many girls chasing after you, how could you possibly still be single after so many years?
It must be because we’re on the internet that you can so confidently spout such lies!
Forget it. Since you said that you trusted me, I’ll be merciful this time around and not expose you…
Thus, Shi Yao typed on her phone screen: [I believe you.]
Just as she was about to hit the send button, she suddenly recalled that Mister Numbers had used an exclamation mark to express his sincerity, so she changed her full stop into an exclamation mark as well.
At this point, she hesitated for a moment before adding two more exclamation marks, thus sending [I believe you!!!] over to him.
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A second after Shi Yao sent her message, [Expert of the Monkeys] and [Juice] returned to the dormitory room and appeared in the [Sexy and Frisky] chat group.
[Yao Loves Ice Cream] and [111111] also stopped private messaging one another. With uncanny harmony, they thought ” To have spoken against my heart, what a sin! ” before getting back to the game.
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The afternoon of the next day, after eating her lunch, Shi Yao took a public bus to the hospital to meet Grandpa Lin.
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Lin Jiage had a class at two in the afternoon, so he lazed around in his dormitory room until 1:55 p.m. He then grabbed his books and leisurely made his way to class with Xia Shangzhou and Lu Benlai.
Halfway through, his phone rang. It was from the driver. “Young Master, there is one thing I forgot to tell you. Miss Shi said that she intends to visit Old Master Lin at the hospital later in the afternoon…”