Chapter 130: 130 Wife, you scared me to death!
Translator: 549690339
How did he end up giving it back to her? She snorted, “Open your titanium eyes wide, do I look stingy to you? Obviously not. I should be thanking you for not taking advantage of me last night.” Looking into his bright eyes, she playfully teased, “But I’m not as nice as you. I did take advantage of you last night.”
“Huh?” He was startled, “When did that happen?” It seemed like it was for a while, as he slept very soundly. He glanced at his wife, who didn’t seem to be joking, and wondered if she had really done something to him… “Right when you were sleeping like a dead pig.”
His eyes lit up upon hearing this, “How did you take advantage of me?” “I stripped you naked and took you out to bask in the moonlight.”
He grabbed her lapel and began to unbutton her shirt, she caught his hand,
“What are you doing?”
“Strip you naked and put you outside to sunbathe.” He pointed outside the window, “There’s no moon now, so you’ll have to make do with the sun.”
A slight twitch at the corner of her mouth, “I can’t believe you came up with that. Are the sun and the moon on the same level?”
“Haven’t you heard of absorbing the essence of the sun and the moon?”
He thought for a moment and nodded, “It seems like I’ve heard the older generation mention it. There is a kind of corpse that doesn’t stiffen after death, that thing absorbs the essence of the sun and the moon… And.jump out of the coffin…”
She nodded, “You’re well-informed, that thing is called a zombie.”
“Zombie…” He repeated, “Such an appropriate term. Wife, do you think there are real zombies in this world?”
He looked around in fear, “Where?”
“I am one.” She made a grimacing face, causing the pustules on her face to distort, and the blackened skin made her look quite frightening.
Since he was facing her, and sitting on her legs., he was too close to her and screamed in fright, “Ah! Ghost!”
“You bastard, you’re crushing me!” She winced in pain. At the same time, she caught the last two words of his scream, and suddenly her heart felt cold, “For fuck’s sake, no matter how ugly I am, I’m still human, okay? How dare you call me a ghost! Your rotten mouth can turn a living person into a dead one.”
That was not important, what was important was that she was pissed off.
Seeing him fall back, his head resting on her feet, and the comical way he sprawled, she couldn’t help but feel angry and frustrated.
She pulled her legs out from under him and kicked him, “Get the fuck out, you’ve made my heart, liver, spleen, lungs, and kidneys hurt.”
Angry, she got out of bed and put on the pair of shoes she had worn for so many years, with a hole on each side revealing her big toes.
Such a tattered pair of embroidered shoes.
They could not be called embroidered shoes, because there was no embroidery or even a thread stitching on them, and the color had faded just like the clothes outside.
Walking out of the room, she saw the bright sunlight shining outside, and it seemed to be noon.
There stood an old woman outside, who gave her a suggestive glance.
She didn’t recognize the old woman, but Qingyue remembered she had come to the second brother’s house to buy prey meat.
Xiao Yuchuan followed her, limping out on one leg and exaggerating his cries, “Wife, your kick nearly crippled my foot, couldn’t you have been a little lighter…”
She didn’t look at him, and since she couldn’t hear him, she rolled her eyes and stopped shouting. Upon seeing that person outside the courtyard door, he stopped pretending to be in pain, “Aunt Qi, what brings you here?”
The courtyard door was a circle of picket fences with a door made from a mix of tree forks and bamboo,