Chapter 156: 156 enemies
Translator: 549690339
Aside from her thin arms and legs, the wife has quite ample assets in the right places…
Looking at her chest, it seemed to have grown larger since he touched it that night…
Xiao Yuchuan’s eyes were glued to her, as if he wanted to stick his eyeballs onto her body.
He really wanted to touch her.
Xiao Yishan was also staring at Su Qingyue, unable to look away. Su Qingyue’s face turned red; it was one thing for her ‘husband,’ the petty cat, to look at her with narrowed eyes, but how could second brother, such a mature and stable man, stare at her like that?
Although she had a little crush on second brother, he was still her ‘husband’s’ elder brother and according to generational order, she should call him second uncle. It was totally impolite for him to look at her like that. “Ahem!” She coughed loudly to remind the two of them not to stare.
Xiao Yishan felt embarrassed and looked away.
Xiao Yuchuan, however, came bouncing over and openly appraised her from a close distance, “Wife, you have such a nice figure!” He reached out his claws towards her, but she grabbed his hand.
Unable to touch her, he grinned, “Wife, you’re really holding your husband’s hand tight, huh? They say that with a united couple, even iron can be broken. I, who can’t even read, have often heard the older generation say this… Ah!”
He shrieked and accused her in a trembling voice, “Wife, you pinched me!”
She pinched a bit of flesh on the back of his hand and twisted it hard. He cried out even more painfully, ‘Wife, you pinched me again!”
“That’s called twisting, not pinching, and you’re supposed to twist in a circle,” she argued calmly.
Tears welled up in his eyes from the pain, “It still hurts the same…”
Xiao Yishan observed the interaction between the two, and somehow he knew that Yue’er didn’t really dislike third brother. Their current exchange seemed like the banter of a couple that others couldn’t step into.
Oddly enough, his heart felt a bitter pain. “Third brother, stop fooling around.”
“Who’s fooling around…” Xiao Yuchuan complained pitifully, “Second brother, you’re not blind. Can’t you see that my flesh is about to be pinched off by my wife? It’s her fault, so why don’t you condemn her instead of me!” You should give her the benefit of the doubt since you are older,” A very legitimate reason.
Hearing this, Su Qingyue let go of Xiao Yuchuan’s ‘flesh’. “Second brother is the best, always impartial.”
Xiao Yuchuan rubbed his swollen back of the hand and said bitterly, “Well, second brother is the only one in the family who knows right from wrong. I’m unreasonable, happy now?”
“As long as you know.” Su Qingyue responded nonchalantly.
Xiao Yuchuan was so angry that smoke seemed to come out of his head, “Stinky old woman, if I die one day, I’m sure it’s because you’ve annoyed me to death.”
“Don’t worry, when you die, I will definitely collect your corpse.”
“You said it, don’t even leave my corpse behind.” He said it somewhat seriously. His health was sometimes good, sometimes bad – who knew when he’d really be ‘gone’.
Su Qingyue looked at his serious expression and stopped talking. This handsome, lively young man didn’t look like someone with a short lifespan; could he have a hidden ailment?
The atmosphere became a bit awkward for a moment. Xiao Yishan spoke up, “Yue’er, you should go back first. You’re all wet; hurry up and change your clothes.”
Su Qingyue asked, “What about you?”
“What were you planning to do when you came here? I’ll help you finish it before I leave.”
She looked at second brother’s bearded face, this man was strong but also considerate,