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She did as told, standing at the doorway and shouting towards the secondary bedroom, “Fourth Brother, Third Brother says hurry up!”
There was no response from the secondary bedroom. Xiao Yuchuan was getting desperate, “Wife, urge him again!”
“Fourth Brother, Third Brother wants me to urge you again!” She shouted again.
Faint, timid sounds from Xiao Qinghe came from the secondary bedroom at last, “I just started… Please wait a little…”
Xiao Yuchuan, all ears, looked dissatisfied and pained, “Fourth Brother is really too much. That covered bucket sits empty in his room all day, and now he monopolizes the toilet bucket, even competing for pooping.”
She shook her head, “What you’re saying is not right. Fourth Brother used the bucket first, so if anyone is snatching, it’s you. Besides, nobody can plan when they’ll need the toilet. Even if they could, there are always exceptions. It’s not
Fourth Brother’s fault.”
“Wife, what is ‘going to the toilet’?” Xiao Yuchuan couldn’t understand. “It’s what your fourth brother is doing right now.”
“Just say pooping, no need for these elaborate terms,” Xiao Yuchuan complained. “Wife, you only know a few characters, don’t learn to be so polite like those old scholars. We mountain folks aren’t that refined.”
“I just don’t want to be as vulgar as you.”
“Wife, how am I vulgar?” “Where are you not vulgar?” “Exactly where and in what way am I vulgar?
“You’re both coarse and vulgar, I don’t want to talk to you about it. You should learn from Second Brother.” Su Qingyue said indifferently. “Second Brother didn’t even urge Fourth Brother on your behalf. It’s just pooping. It doesn’t matter if, as the older brother, you let your younger brother go first.”
“It’s not that I’m not being brotherly, it’s just…” Xiao Yuchuan said with a sullen face, “I’m more desperate than Fourth Brother.”
A loud, stinky fart came out.
Su Qingyue looked towards the fart sound, seeing Xiao Yishan’s resolute face turning purple, his thick brows furrowed into a lump, looking quite strained. “Second Brother, you farted again. Are you uncomfortable somewhere?” She held her breath and entered the room.
“I… I’m fine.” Xiao Yishan uttered his frosty voice through clenched teeth. He had also endured it for a whole day, and he couldn’t stand it anymore! He wasn’t bitten to death by a poisonous snake, but now he was almost suffocated to death!
Su Qingyue looked at his face and remembered that Second Brother hadn’t gone to the bathroom today either. “Second Brother, do you need to poo urgently?”
Su Qingyue walked out of the room, came to the exterior of the secondary bedroom, and knocked on the window, “Fourth Brother, please hurry up. Two lives in our family are waiting for your toilet bucket to save them.”
“I’ll be done soon.” Xiao Qinghe sounded slightly nervous.
After about a minute, he calmed himself down, put the bucket lid on, and said, “You can come in now.”
She opened the door and hurried in to pick up the toilet bucket and headed out, thoughtfully leaving the door open to let the smell dissipate from the secondary bedroom.
She hurried to the master bedroom’s bed and put down the toilet bucket,
“Second Brother, Third Brother, the bucket is here! Which of you goes first?”
Xiao Yuchuan was gnashing his teeth and grimacing, “Me first!” He spoke to Second Brother, “Second Brother, don’t blame your sibling for not being loyal. I really can’t hold it in any longer! Wife, I can’t move, help me quickly… to the toilet!” He, too, tried to be polite like his wife.
Su Qingyue ignored him and helped the lying Xiao Yishan up instead. His body was tall, strong, muscular and solid. Helping him to sit up was really heavy,
Second Brother and Third Brother couldn’t move, but at least Fourth Brother’s upper body could move..