Chapter 313: 313 Don’t just focus on us
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He cried out in pain, “Wife, it hurts! I just cursed Li Gui, why are you pulling
“How dare you curse your old lady with the phrase ‘dog couple’? Tell me, do you want to keep your ears or your mouth? If you choose the former, I’ll cut your ears off. If you choose the latter, there’s needle and thread in the room, and I’ll sew your mouth shut for you.”
Xiao Yishan and Xiao Qinghe both froze, feeling their wives were quite fierce.
“Ouch, ouch! Wife, I’m sorry!” Xiao Yuchuan put on a pitiful face, “I didn’t dare curse you, I was saying Li Gui is the dog man, and you are the woman. I… I didn’t say anything wrong… isn’t my wife a beautiful woman, very beautiful!” He spoke with great confidence, making it sound as genuine as possible.
“You are really a piece of work, managing to twist ‘dog couple’ like that. Truly unprecedented.” Su Qingyue let go of him in an act of mercy, “I’ll spare you this time.”
Wife, you are wise!” Xiao Yuchuan immediately started flattering her, “Wife, in my heart, you’re like a fairy descending to earth, so beautiful it’s frightening. Like a mortal ascending to heaven, shocking enough to wet oneself. So… you misunderstood me, and pulled me for no reason, wife, how will you compensate me?”
She raised her eyebrows slightly, “What do you want me to do to ‘compensate’?”
Seeing her unamused expression, Xiao Yuchuan suddenly felt a chill down his spine and quickly shook his head, “No… no need for compensation. When I’m better, I’ll definitely compensate you properly, being your cattle, horse, and even grandson…”
“Xiao Yuchuan, where’s your backbone?”
“In front of my wife, where can a husband have backbone?” He turned to the other two, “Second brother, Fourth brother, don’t you agree?”
“Cough, cough…” Qinghe’s handsome face turned red with embarrassment.
Xiao Yishan still looked cold and aloof, but he couldn’t deny that it was hard to maintain one’s pride in front of his fierce wife.
Su Qingyue snorted, “What does this have to do with Second Brother and Fourth Brother? They would never be so spineless like you.” She thought that when Second Brother eventually married, he would be able to eat his wife alive. As for Fourth Brother…
Fourth Brother’s leg wasn’t in good shape and he was more obedient, so it was hard to say.
She decided to keep an eye on selecting a wife for Fourth Brother when they had more money in the future.
She sat back on the edge of the bed, picking up the unfinished bowl of fried mushrooms and brought it to Yuchuan’s mouth, “There’s still some left, keep eating.”
“Wife, I’m so angry with Li Gui that I can’t eat anymore…” “Dare to waste food and I’ll starve you for ten days.”
“I’d be dead in seven days, wife, you wouldn’t bear to see me die.”
“I’ll throw you in the outhouse.”
“Wife, you won’t be able to do that…” Before he could finish his sentence, Su
Qingyue grabbed his arm and started dragging him Ott the bed.
He cried out, “Wife, are you serious? I’ll eat, alright?! Even if you want to stuff it in my mouth, I’ll…”
A chopstick full of fried mushrooms was shoved into his mouth, cutting off his words.
After only a few bites, two or three more chopsticks of mushrooms were added.
His cheeks were bulging as he ate.
He had some complaints, but when he thought about how he, Second Brother, and Fourth Brother had already eaten, and his wife hadn’t, he couldn’t help feeling guilty and quickly swallowed the food in his mouth.
“Yue’er, you should eat too.” Xiao Yishan looked at her with concern, “From now on, don’t neglect yourself. Eat first, then let us eat.”
“Yes.” Xiao Qinghe’s clear eyes revealed guilt, “If you do this, we won’t feel at ease..”