Chapter 396: 396 Third brother is really afraid of ghosts
Translator: 549690339
“Sigh…” A dying, unwilling, sad scream.
A normal person would be scared to death upon seeing this.
Xiao Yuchuan was also “scared” into screaming aloud, “Ghost!”
The noise exploded in the ears of the mischievous little animal, who was puzzled by the human world, so it sulkyly lowered its ears again.
Listening to Third Brother’s tragic cry, Su Qingyue’s heart was joyfully fluttering like a little bird. It would be best if he was scared to death!
Xiao Yuchuan immediately bounced up and pounced at her with all his strength, “There’s a ghost!”
Su Qingyue lifted her hands to block him, but they were pinned down against her chest by him.
Although he was weak all over, he used all his strength to hug her tightly,
“There’s a ghost, there’s a ghost! I’m afraid of ghosts!”
Her mouth twitched. Dammit, scared of ghosts but still clutching this ‘ghost’ so tightly.
“Evil and fierce ghost, I will die with you… Going to that rain and clouds thing the scholar talks about! ” Xiao Yuchuan stared resolutely, one hand on her back, the other reaching for her perky buttocks.
“Third Brother, are you okay?” Xiao Yishan’s concerned cold voice came from the master bedroom. Because Third Brother had instructed that no matter what happened later, don’t go and look.
He wasn’t worried about Third Brother being able to do anything to his wife in the middle of the night.
Given Third Brother’s current state of weakness, he probably wouldn’t even be able to use any strength if he was on top of his wife.
Instead, it was more likely that his wife would throw him out of the room.
So, he just let Third Brother go.
“It’s okay, Second Brother. There’s a ‘ghost’ in our house. I caught the ‘ghost.’ If we subdue her, our house will be safe!” Xiao Yuchuan shouted, “Second Brother, you and Fourth Brother should go to bed earlier.” There was no more movement from the master bedroom.
Su Qingyue stopped pretending to be a ghost and snapped, “You bastard, let go of me.”
“No.” Xiao Yuchuan kissed her face through her hair, “You wicked ‘female ghost,’ you’ve bewitched me, a living person in the living world! If you don’t go to that rain and cloud thing with me tonight, don’t even think about leaving!”
Su Qingyue forcefully pushed him away. Caught off guard, he toppled backward and fell onto the bed, “You still want to have a romantic encounter? Go rape, then!”
He immediately made a frightened expression, “Ghost Older Sister, please rape me, I’m starving!”
Su Qingyue flipped her hair to the side to reveal a pus-filled face, “If you’re starving, just go out and look for some chickens.”
He blinked, “Wife, what are chickens? Male and female chickens? Or the fortune-telling kind? We don’t have any at home.”
“The prostitutes in the brothels!”
“I have no money…” He mumbled, “It costs money to find a prostitute.”
She immediately reached into her pocket, but her new dress pocket was empty. She walked to the corner, where her dirty clothes were piled up in a wooden basin. She picked up the clothes, turned the sleeve pocket upside down, clatter clatter…
Silver and copper coins…
The crisp sound was music to Su Qingyue’s ears.
Xiao Yuchuan also loved money, and his eyes sparkled as he looked at the pile of money, “Wife, are you giving me money to go whoring?”
In addition to selling only one basket of stir-fried ferns on the first day, she had sold a large amount for several days in a row and earned several taels of silver.
Adding to the fifty taels she got for selling the stir-fried tasty fern recipe, she had spent twenty-two taels and still owed the Zhou family one and a half taels of silver.
She counted and found she still had thirty taels and four hundred cents.
Among them, thirty taels were in ten-tael silver ingots, and there were four hundred scattered copper coins..