Chapter 432: 432 1 can climb
She squatted down in front of him, facing away, slung his arms over her shoulders, and held his buttocks with both hands. She stood up and started walking down the mountain.
“That makes sense.” He nodded solemnly, “Wife, remember what you said, you must never put a green hat on me… otherwise I’ll die with my eyes open…”
“Alright, alright. You’re not dead yet, don’t worry about whether the hat is green or not.” In case one day she changes her heart and falls for another man, it’s possible. It’s better not to make such a difficult promise recklessly.
She doesn’t love him, so it seems unfair to discuss changing hearts.
She stood up with him on her back, nearly slipping, but managed to steady herself.
“Wife, be careful!” He cared for her, weakly said, “Wife, don’t carry me anymore…just leave me here and when the rain stops, have the villagers carry me back…”
“You mean to have the villagers carry your dead body, right?” If it were usual, she would have definitely left him here. But when she thought of his pitiful appearance just now, still calling for her as if he were dying, she felt a lingering touch, so she didn’t leave him.
“Wife, there really are ghosts on Hanging Neck Mountain…” He rested his chin on her shoulder and said with fear, “I saw a red-dressed female ghost just now…”
She frowned, “I saw it too.”
“Did you really see it?”
He became deeply worried, “From now on, you really shouldn’t come here… I’m really afraid you’ll be scared to death by the ghosts on the mountain…”
“Weren’t you going to pass out? Why are you still not fainting after so long?”
“Seeing you scared me awake…”
She pinched his ass hard, and he screamed in pain, “Wife, you’re eating my tofu!”
“You were obviously pinching my ass…”
She remembered, while teasing Xiao Qinghe, she also pinched Qinghe’s butt. She swears to the heavens that it wasn’t intentional. At that time, she hadn’t agreed to try to get along with Xiao Yuchuan yet, and she was always thinking about running away.
She wouldn’t pinch Qinghe’s ass later.
That’s too frivolous.
She is a proper… not very well-behaved person.
Why are the reactions so different for the same thing? She remembered that Xiao Qinghe seemed to be so shy that he didn’t even resist.
She innocently said, “I really didn’t want to touch such a private place, but I’m carrying you now. If I want to pinch you to death, and also kindly don’t want to throw you down the mountain, I can only pinch you wherever my hand can reach. Don’t blame me for eating your rotten tofu, I’m not interested!”
“What sister or not sister?” Xiao Yuchuan leaned on her shoulder and got excited, “Wife, you’re so much younger than me, you’re my sister… No, you’re my wife… Wife, wife, wife…”
The heavy rain drowned out his voice, and her hearing… has been very good since she stopped being deaf, “Third Brother, just faint, will you?”
“What if I can’t faint?” He excitedly said, “I was about to die, but seeing you, my wife, brought me back to life in an instant…”
“I can’t tell that I have this effect, just by seeing someone once, I can bring them back from the brink of death.”
“Wife, I even have a bit of strength in me now…” He moved, “Wife, let me carry you…”
“You can’t carry me.” She frowned, “Don’t move around…”
“Put me down, I’ll walk myself… ‘