The window was open, and Xiao Yuchuan’s angry voice roared out, “Wife, what are you doing!”
She was sitting on the edge of the bed, leaning forward, almost hugging Xiao Qinghe. He yelled, and she froze in mid-air.
“Keep your chest away from Fourth Brother!” He looked at her ample chest, thinking about the wonderful feeling when his face was pressed against it… That was his alone!
“Why should I listen to you?” She simply sat on Xiao Qinghe’s legs. Xiao Yuchuan reached through the window and pulled Qinghe’s wheelchair back.
Su Qingyue was left sitting on nothing, and her butt was about to suffer…
Xiao Qinghe quickly reached out to catch her, but her falling force was too strong, and he leaned too far forward. He ended up falling off the wheelchair, clutching her tightly as they both hit the ground.
She was at the bottom; he fell on top of her.
“Ah!” she screamed in pain; her bottom’s bones made a loud sound, and she was crushed by Fourth Brother.
Qinghe quickly rolled over and sat up, carefully helping her up, “Wife, are you alright?”
Her eyes were watery from the pain, “I’m not okay; my butt has been badly hurt!”
Xiao Yuchuan realized he had caused trouble and quickly went around from the window to the door. Hearing his wife’s words, he exclaimed in alarm, “What? Your butt is injured?” He pulled her up and reached for her bottom, “Let me see…”
Before he could even touch it, he let out a miserable scream, “Ah!” His wife pinched his own butt so hard that he almost tore off a chunk of flesh, “Wife, have mercy… Your pinch is too strong; I’m going to lose my meat…”
She glared at him fiercely, “You damn bastard! If you hadn’t interfered with Fourth Brother’s wheelchair, how could someone as agile as me fall?”
“I…” He couldn’t find a place to relieve the pinch, so he simply grabbed her little hand that was pinching him, “Why were you so lewd, trying to take advantage of Fourth Brother?! He’s such an honest person; leave him alone… If you want some action, come to me!” He put on a resigned expression.
Xiao Qinghe sat on the ground, leaning against the wall with one hand and pushing on the wheelchair with the other, struggling to sit back on the wheelchair. He wanted to say that he’d be willing to let his wife have her way with him, and Third Brother didn’t need to protect him…
He took a breath, and before he could speak, Xiao Yuchuan screamed again, “Wife… Your fingernails are so sharp; you’ve pinched my butt until it bled…”
She angrily pinched harder, “I’ll teach you to call me lewd!”
“I didn’t say you couldn’t have some fun with me…” Tears of pain welled up in his eyes, “Wife, you’re so brutal… Keep pinching then…” He rubbed her soft little hand, looking deeply into her eyes, “If you really pinch off a piece of my flesh, I’ll fry it tonight, add some salt, and cook it for you…”
She let go, feeling nauseated, and looked at Third Brother’s handsome face, “Third Brother, I don’t eat human flesh; don’t be so perverted!”
“I didn’t say I’d fry my butt meat for you,” he muttered, “I meant the pork you bought from town, there’s still some left. How could you think of eating my butt meat?”
He covered his butt in horror, “Wife, please don’t eat or bite indiscriminately. My butt is not good to eat…”
“…” Three black lines appeared on her forehead, “Xiao Yuchuan, who wants to eat your butt? Just go die!”
He looked wronged, “It’s not time for me to die, I’m perfectly fine…”