"Ah, Su Chen you're asking for trouble!" Lin Xi quickly covered herself with clothes.
"Uh... my dear wife, here's your stuff." Su Chen threw Lin Xi's clothes to her and then fled her room again.
"Hey, my dear wife, I wasn't trying to peek, I just wanted to return your stuff!"
A few minutes later, Lin Xi changed clothes and came out.
"My dear wife, let's talk this through, please don't kill me!" Su Chen looked weakly at Lin Xi whose face was as cold as eternal ice.
Lin Xi slowly approached, scaring Su Chen nearly into burying himself into the sofa.
However, Lin Xi didn't hit Su Chen, nor did she scold him. Instead, she pulled out fifty bucks from her bag and slapped it on the coffee table, "This is the service fee from last night!"
After saying that, she walked out of the house in high heels.
"What? Service! Fee? Damn it, treating me like a what..."
Su Chen suddenly felt incredibly angry, feeling like his male dignity had been severely trampled on.
Am I only worth fifty bucks?
Not even giving me a hundred, that's just mean!
Happily stuffing the fifty bucks into his pocket, Su Chen went to work in high spirits.
He had thought Lin Xi would definitely kill him today, but not only did she not kill him, she even gave him fifty bucks. How could he not be happy?
Actually, Lin Xi was also quite confused. Damn it, if only I hadn't drunk last night, now this guy took all the advantages.
Ah, how unlucky I am, to lose it so bizarrely the first time, and now it's not easy to pursue Su Chen's disappearance last night.
The innocent Lin Xi still thought she was bewilderingly slept with by Su Chen, the beast.
All the way to the office, Lin Xi was absent-minded.
Moreover, she suddenly realized a very serious problem...
She immediately took out her phone and called Su Chen.
In the sales department office, Su Chen was happily telling dirty jokes to the little white flower, when suddenly his phone rang.
Looking at it, it turned out to be Lin Xi calling.
To answer or not to answer, that was the question.
What the hell, a stab whether you stick your head out or pull it back, might as well let it be since it has come to this.
Immediately, he walked out of the office and pressed the answer button.
"Su Chen, about last night..." Lin Xi's cold voice came through the phone.
"Last night was just like that, what do you want to do about it?" Thinking it was all over anyway, he might as well die with some dignity, he loudly said into the phone.
On the other end of the phone, Lin Xi felt very angry. What did she mean by doing whatever she wanted? Did she ever say she wanted to do something? She just wanted to ask if that guy used protection last night.
Calming herself down, Lin Xi then continued to ask: "I just wanted to ask if you used last night..."
"No!" Su Chen answered without hesitation.
As the saying goes, confession is lenient, imprisonment harsh. This is definitely not the moment to admit anything willingly.
Hearing Su Chen's words, Lin Xi's mind was in total chaos, finished, completely finished, that jerk really didn't use protection, it seems like she really might get pregnant.
No, she absolutely cannot let that jerk's seed take root in her belly.
After a moment of silence, Lin Xi finally said softly: "Su Chen, we are all adults, a little indulgence occasionally is not a big deal..."
What? Hearing this, Su Chen felt a bit strange. He thought Lin Xi was summoning him to give a piece of her mind but it seemed like she was comforting him?
"So, I'll pretend that nothing happened last night," Lin Xi continued.
This is great, Su Chen was overjoyed in his heart, as he had the same intention.
Damn it, I knew there was a 'but.' Can you please finish your sentence in one go? Su Chen was somewhat depressed.
"Say it, whether to kill or to cut, I'm all ears."
"I didn't say I was going to do anything to you, I just want you to buy something for me."
"That kind... that can kill kids." Lin Xi really couldn't bring herself to say the word 'contraceptive pill.'
What? What is going on? Lin Xi actually wants to kill someone.
"My dear wife, although I know you were very upset last night, if you want revenge take it out on me. I won't resist, just please don't harm the innocent, murdering is illegal."
Lin Xi was immediately at a loss for words, how did the conversation turn to murder when she just wanted to buy some contraceptives?
However, strictly speaking, what she wanted to do was indeed killing someone.
"Su Chen, that's not what I mean. You didn't use 'that' last night, I might… so I wanted you to help me buy..."
Lin Xi's words completely confused Su Chen. Didn't use 'that,' what 'that'?
Might what? What do you want me to buy for you? Just say it!
At this moment, not just Lin Xi, even Su Chen was almost frantic.
"I didn't use anything last night?" Su Chen thought it was better to ask one thing at a time.
After hesitating for a long time, Lin Xi finally gritted her teeth and said, "Didn't you use the blue elf last night?"
"Blue elf? No." Su Chen responded subconsciously.
After all, he didn't do anything last night.
"You beast, you really didn't use it!" Getting Su Chen's confirmation, Lin Xi was instantly furious.
This bastard, does he never take precautions at all? Isn't he afraid his stuff might be problematic and infect me, the CEO?
Thinking about this, Lin Xi felt incredibly unlucky. That guy always goes out and messes around, who knows if he might really have some issues.
It's disastrous, I, the CEO, might not only be ruined by this beast, but also might catch some weird disease.
I heard that kind of disease is incurable.
The more Lin Xi thought about it, the more aggrieved she felt. Why should she, a beautiful CEO, be ruined by a beast like Su?
Lin Xi couldn't hold back and suddenly started sobbing.
Hearing Lin Xi's crying, Su Chen's heart immediately softened. No wonder Lin Xi was acting out of character today, not only did she not kill him, but she also gave him fifty yuan.
She must think that he had slept with her.
"Actually, my dear wife..."
"Surname Su, don't say anything else, it has come to this, I'll just pretend a pig slept with me." Su Chen was just about to reveal the truth to Lin Xi, but Lin Xi came out with this.
What? Slept with a pig, slept with a pig!
Su Chen was immediately filled with dark lines in his head, but seeing Lin Xi's emotional state clearly out of control, it was better not to provoke her.
"My dear wife, what exactly do you want me to buy for you?" Su Chen softened his voice, trying not to agitate Lin Xi further.