It's useless to threaten with death.
If you want to jump, just jump. Anyway, Xiao Tianyu said he wouldn't marry, so he won't marry, regardless of any hassle. Besides, seeing Xiao Tianyu's stance is infuriating, as if he's saying to Luo Bing, if you dare not, should I give you a push?
How could there be such a cold-blooded person in the world? Your compassion? Eaten by a dog, I'm standing at the window, and you stay indifferent, fine, prepare to carry guilt for a lifetime.
With this thought, Luo Bing seemed determined to jump, but her beautiful eyes glanced at the ant-like crowd below the building, leading her to gulp. Damn, people look like ants, it's… it's a bit too high, isn't it?
Really, are you going to jump? Luo Bing's heart was pounding.
"Don't expect me to feel guilty. It's none of my business if you want to die." At that moment, Xiao Tianyu spoke earnestly. Ha~ expecting me to feel guilty, this woman is really naive.
Before Luo Bing could reply, Xiao Tianyu continued, "Since you're my boss's superior, I advise you not to hold me responsible. Jumping from such a height, even if you don't shatter to pieces, you'd be mangled beyond recognition. Oh, and the most important thing is, it's rumored that you won't die immediately when you hit the ground, you'll still have some awareness. Imagine your internal organs bursting, how painful that must be—just the thought gives me the creeps!"
With that, Xiao Tianyu started dialing a number on his phone. "Is this the funeral home? In a moment, there'll be a horribly disfigured corpse here, could you please come and pick her up in ten minutes to avoid disrupting the city's appearance!"
"..." Does he have any conscience at all? No, he doesn't even have a heart. How could one discuss conscience with him?
Gulp~
Luo Bing's complexion changed. Jumping down like that, are you sure you won't die? Just struggle a bit, and... and how much would that hurt?
"The funeral home's number has been dialed, go ahead, jump. Why aren't you jumping? If the funeral home's staff arrives and there's no body, I'd be charged with false reporting. Please, Manager Luo, consider me and jump!" Xiao Tianyu squinted, showing as much sincerity as possible.
"Would it really hurt that much to jump?" Luo Bing's eyes flickered, and she couldn't help but ask.
"Logically speaking, it should be like that, but I haven't tried it. After you jump, you should know exactly!" Apparently, Xiao Tianyu had never been so serious.
After jumping, you should know?
After jumping, I'd be dead, okay?
Seeing Luo Bing hesitate, Xiao Tianyu secretly despised her; playing mind games with me, you're far too inexperienced.
Then, Xiao Tianyu continued, "Oh, I forgot to remind you, so long as you're alive, there's hope. Once dead, there's no hope at all!"
With these words, Xiao Tianyu undoubtedly offered Luo Bing a way out, as long as she wasn't foolish, she would realize it.
Sure enough, Luo Bing coldly smiled, "You're absolutely right; dying like this would be the same as handing you over to another woman, I'm not that stupid!"
"Not jumping anymore?" Xiao Tianyu frowned, feigning disappointment.
"Jumping would be the stupidest thing under the heavens!" Luo Bing said earnestly. As long as I am alive, there is hope for the future, you won't escape my grasp, jumping? Impossible.
Luo Bing placed her hand on the window, ready to come down, but her high heels slipped with a swoosh~, suddenly her feet were in the air, with a scream, her body fell downward, as if Heaven had declared her death sentence. Xiao Tianyu was startled, and in an instant, his right hand shot out like lightning, grabbing Luo Bing's delicate jade hand.
At this moment, Luo Bing's face turned blue, clearly scared out of her wits.
"Xiao… Xiao Tianyu, if you don't hold tight, I won't forgive you even as a ghost!" Luo Bing screamed, hanging in mid-air, utterly terrified. Especially recalling what Xiao Tianyu said earlier, Luo Bing felt a chilling dread—this guy, to escape, won't really let go, right?
The key is… this is the 30th floor, it's really high.
"Now you're scared?" Xiao Tianyu said seriously.
"Mmm mmm mmm~" Luo Bing nodded vigorously. Not being scared is foolish.
"Will you still pester me in the future?" Xiao Tianyu asked.
Now's the time to make demands, or when?
"I won't, I won't pester you. I'm a man of my word. Oh, Xiao Dashuai, could you please pull me up first?" The key is… I'm scared!
Luo Bing's eyes showed desperation. Damn, if your hand slips, my life would truly be over. Let's steady this first, as for the future… no way.
Especially on the 30th floor, the wind is strong, and Luo Bing, suspended mid-air, felt a chilling breeze. Is… is it really King Yama sending a ghost to collect my soul?
"Weren't you quite the hero just now?" Xiao Tianyu said casually, "You can be a hero anytime you want!"
"…" Only fools would act as heroes. Now I'm willing to be a coward. Please, Xiao Dasao, Master Xiao, can you pull me up first? We can talk about other things later.
Seeing Luo Bing on the verge of tears, Xiao Tianyu lightly lifted his right hand, pulling Luo Bing's delicate body up as if it were light as a feather.
Luo Bing's heart almost jumped out of her chest, being alive, it's great.
As for Xiao Tianyu, upon lifting his feet and preparing to leave the Celestial Universe Hotel, Luo Bing panicked immediately, "Wait for me, I want to leave with you!"
Upon hearing this, Xiao Tianyu was puzzled. Didn't you say you wouldn't pester me anymore? Now that you're saved, it starts again? Can a woman just go back on her word?
So, Xiao Tianyu said earnestly, "From now on, you take your path of prosperity, and I'll walk my narrow pathway, OK!"
"Dream on!" Do you think I'd personally hand you over to another woman? Do you think I'm that stupid?
"Didn't you say you wouldn't pester me? Didn't you say a man of his word…" Before Xiao Tianyu could finish, Luo Bing earnestly said, "Am I, a man?"
"…" Eh… was I tricked by this woman? Xiao Tianyu felt a blockage in his heart, "Do you reason with me?"
"Ha~ you're reasoning with a woman?" Luo Bing rolled her eyes at Xiao Tianyu like he was a fool, "It's a woman's nature to be unreasonable, and being a rogue is a woman's privilege. Maybe you haven't experienced this before, but now..."
Gulp~
Xiao Tianyu was almost choked by saliva. Can women really be like this? Hmph~ I can't afford to provoke, and I can't afford to hide either?
With this thought, Xiao Tianyu directly stepped out the door, turned a corner, and with a swift motion, he disappeared from the corridor in just a second.
Thinking she could shake me off, no way, unless this bastard rides a rocket.
Feeling smug, Luo Bing walked out of the room in her high heels, but upon reaching the door, looked around. In the long corridor, there wasn't a shadow of Xiao Tianyu, not even a ghost.
Flabbergasted.
Luo Bing was flabbergasted. Did... did this bastard really ride a rocket? Leaving so quickly.
Hmph~
You can run away as a monk, but not as a temple. Luo Bing knew very well that Xiao Tianyu had to have dinner at Jiang Ya's home tonight.